HRL Tourists

“I say the same thing about superteams in the HRL” -Stache @HRL_Aces @BullsHRL @HRLTwinCities

The Tourists couldn’t be happier picking up The Wish and Airbud (and rookie Kyle Johnson) for the 2026 season! 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Rumors are swirling that tonight is the last wiffleball game for the @HRLMets as a franchise. Come watch us send them off into the sunset! In: Daddy Face Gipper Mr. Fist C-Word Conor

Tonight we play @hrltctwins. Rumor has it this twins squad is so washed up and inept that the Pohlads are keeping a close eye. In: Face C-Word Gipper

Can we bump the @HRL_Aces out of the one seed tonight? Do you believe in miracles? In: Daddy Face Mr fist Gipper

The Tourists pack a little heavier tonight in preparation for a triple header against the @HRLMariners! In: Daddy Face Gipper C-Word Mr. Fist Conor (CEO)

What’s that fish smell?? Oh! It’s the @BlueWahoosHRL decaying in the Harley field swamp. In: Face Gipper C-Word Connor Out: Daddy Mr. Fist

Tonight we become daddies to Daddy's @HRLTourists (again). Hopefully there's no Fists to Faces, but no promises. Pox Griz (SP1) Mip (SP2) Night Sarge

Tourists daydreaming all day about playing the @HRLBiscuits tonight! We may need to sit and ‘break bread’ together pre-games to set a friendly but competitive tone. In: Daddy Face Gipper Mr. Fist

@twobat_hrl @HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities I liked when you and the @HRLRubberDucks were quietly collecting dust on the shelf

@HRLTourists @HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities That's because 99% of the time most of you dingdongs are worried about your precious all-star or other award votes. Dude had it between his legs when the error occurred. Only Eagan people wouldn't mark this an error because it wasn't hand delivered to them in footlong grass.

@HRLTwinCities - Here is the video of the one "Hit" the @HRLTourists got off of Air Jordy. Below is a Poll that I hope fellow HRL members objectively vote on if this is a Hit or an Error.

@VibesRelations @HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities Go throw another lob ball game to the @HRL_Aces

@HRLTourists @HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities Ok Judy

@VibesRelations @HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities Bounces off fielders hands…because hit hard and fielder has to move. 🤯

@HRLTourists @HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities Ball bounces off the fielder’s hands. Batter not even halfway to first. Error. #terrorists #ethicalwhiffs

@HRLRubberDucks @HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities Between his legs? 🧐. Might want to zoom in a little further ducky

@HRLRumblePonies @HRLTwinCities @HRLTourists "Fielder not able to get in front of it". Bends over to field the ball between his legs

Hopkins player Face, laboring in the 90 degree sun to make an Eagan field playable.

@HRLRumblePonies Release the footage! #justiceforjordy

Playing catch up, one of a few today youtu.be/VIYPmm3NJOs?si…

@HRLBiscuits Are the @HRLMets the new HRLBears? @HRLTwinCities

Why can’t they make it? Not enough guys? Did you offer to help them find a sub and they denied? We know what that’s like. #ContractTheMets