Hat on bluesky

A man hands you a box. Telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.

@geekysteven Will let you know! I have a short list but so far Ive been doing first come first serve with them )))) It's actually kinda need how quickly the invite system proliferates 1 becomes 2 2 becomes 4 > 8 >16 so on so forth love me some compounding interest

@HatTheButcher Same, if anyone you trust needs in

@dorsalstream Post em on masto!!!! And also here who cares! It's a free for all

@Theropologist @Probgoblin Two seconds, my discord has a tech section if you'll allow me to throw this up there we may be able to come up with a work around for ya. Only with your say so though

@HatTheButcher @Probgoblin My problem is some stern Germans won't open up my port 25 until I convince them I'm "cool"

What if the real social network was the friends we found along the way?

@Theropologist That has been super common. @Probgoblin I think JUST fixed their email verification

@HatTheButcher Go for it! Just DM me once you've signed up because the verification emails aren't working.

@roxiqt @TweetPotato314 Np! You're also totally right about the DM thing not being private. Im glad everyone is open about that fact. Wish twitter and Facebook would also be that open because their messaging system is also totally unencrypted and could be read by anyone with server access. It's wild...

@roxiqt Tusky is truly the best. Especially if you use android like me. I think the best iOS one is metatext??? I haven't used it so I can't cosign that.

@aotakeo @PleaseBeGneiss welp if you have questions just pop in.

@HatTheButcher @PleaseBeGneiss idk how things work 😬 I haven’t made one

@aotakeo @PleaseBeGneiss *slips right in* whats your @ over there Clops?!

@PleaseBeGneiss My second wish was to bind you to mastodon 😬

@ClickFlint WELL we go through stages where we use it a lot and sometimes we ghost it for a few days and the conversations tend to be shit posts

@BacklineNurse @JenniferJokes I never mean to do the things I do, Jade!!!!!!!

@HatTheButcher @JenniferJokes oh damn this put me all up in my feelings

A man hands you a box. Telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.

Car washes to be retrofitted to deep fry your car as a treat for all those flayed skin giants that fell out of the clouds after The Event

Happy Halloween you filthy animals. The great pumpkin comes to cut you down like wheat to the scythe

@capnwatsisname You're so sweet

to add calling this worse surgical extraction doesnt mean it's bad. They're cards for different formats

Is this just surgical extraction for Pioneer and standard? Like ofc it's worse in literally every way *except it's an artifact which is not nothing* but still like thats what this is right?

@IronProle I mean I'm not conflict averse by any definition of the word, but I just can't find a good reason to fight on this. Tbf this is coming from someone who powerfully doesn't care what others do with food. I only care if I also have to eat something.

Lets fight over this if we are gonna waste our time :]