*sigh*clops

Can we stop screwing around and just frost the whole pop tart? We have the technology

@DrakeGatsby I knew those em dashes were suspicious

Super disappointed to learn that Mary Shelley used generative AI

@mattvanswol Try some introspection

Real talk… What do you do when people you’ve known forever basically cut you off because you’re openly pro-Trump/MAGA now? How do you handle that?

@SenFettermanPA mhmm

This mayhem came from a very specific choice to shut DHS down. Pure mass chaos that I refuse to vote for. Can you imagine what this must be like for the UNPAID TSA employees and people that are desperate to make their flight??

@tay78798 @krassenstein @thematthew Lmao bots be botting

I have faith in my president. He has always come through before, and I know he’s doing the right thing. Be a good American—stand for your country. You don’t have to agree with the war, and you don’t have to like the president, but you should always stand with your country and your fellow Americans. We may disagree on politics, but we are all Americans, and we want our country to be safe and successful.

I have a really bad feeling about this week after talking to some people. I hope I'm wrong.

My dad told me he bought a new tv. He said he didn’t have a tape measure with him to check if it would fit in his car so he used his phone. I was so proud of him for using the Measure app. When I asked him how big it was he said: “seven phones high and fifteen long”

@ChrisWickNews This is what we’ve been trying to tell you for ten years

I voted for Donald Trump because he felt like the lesser of two evils. I didn’t want Joe Biden or Kamala Harris continuing what I believed was corruption and chaos. Trump promised no new wars. He promised to end wars. He promised America First. That’s why I supported him. But now? We’re watching conflicts escalate. Billions sent overseas. Military aid flowing to Israel and Ukraine. Meanwhile Americans are struggling to buy groceries. Veterans are homeless. Families are drowning in debt. Where is America First? I didn’t vote for more foreign entanglements. I voted for peace. I voted for prosperity at home. That’s why I’m disappointed. That’s why I’m upset. And that’s why I can’t support him anymore.

@kevinreiten @PressSec Voting is a right. Having a job is a privilege

@PressSec You need ID to shovel snow but not to vote for mayor, senator or president of the United States. Hmmm

Oh!

The people at the dermatology center loved my song: 🎶one of these moles is not like the others, one of these moles does not look the same🎶

@SproutsMtg @IamActuallyLvL1 Congrats! Sweet list

Won the Vintage Showcase with my beloved BUG 🥰🥰 Put a lot of thought on the decklist and I am very happy with it. Magic Gods were graceful to me today 🙏🙏

@BcdLegacy @IamActuallyLvL1 I’m only 3 hours from Columbus

@aotakeo @IamActuallyLvL1 Looking forward to having you. Maybe you can join the illustrious club of people who have been to a TX and OH BCDL. That list (excluding me) is currently 2.

Thanks to @IamActuallyLvL1 for helping us get the word out a weekend of eternal Magic coming up in TX at Asgard Games. Sat 2/21 at 1 pm full proxy Vintage by Space City Eternal & Sunday 2/22 at 11 am full proxy Legacy by BCDL 24. BCDL sign up here - spicerack.gg/events/2828977

@SixQueue @IamActuallyLvL1 my phone was like “yeah idk how to spell it either”

@aotakeo @IamActuallyLvL1 Was gonna make a joke about how they should make the equivalent of audiobooks for texting, and then I realized I was describing voice messaging.

Algorithm is feeding me Cosmere stuff now and I have to do a double take each time because I have no idea how any names are spelled. Audio book reader problems 🤣

@IamActuallyLvL1 Hellllll yeah!!! Lfg

woah

Maybe I WILL be going on vacation!

@MaileOnX @CAgovernor Apparently you can say it now

@CAgovernor Yep! Not only is Epstein banned. Our creator pay disappeared- I had $4k

It’s time to investigate. I am launching a review into whether TikTok is violating state law by censoring Trump-critical content.

@IamActuallyLvL1 I really liked the Future Justin bit. I know you don’t want to do that often though. I would love a Future Justin compilation video that was a few interesting decision trees like that.

This Goblin is EVIL - Hexing Squelcher

@IamActuallyLvL1 Lmao that was sick

My god

@SecKennedy Then back the ACA you toad

President Trump and I are doing everything we can to pull back the curtain on prices for hospital stays, physician visits, and prescription drugs. We’re delivering on those promises, working to make your health care more transparent, more accessible, and more convenient, with no surprises.

@USDA Sweet sweet Clinton milk

Drink up, America. #DrinkWholeMilk 🥛