JB_Nimble

@Sumseason All brawn.

My mom with Stevie. Good lord he was fine as hell

@Skeets24 Nobody in nba wants Cadeau

Fears hasn’t won anything significant in his career Cadeau is a national champion and won most outstanding player of the final four. And also hasn’t kicked another player in the junk Cadeau is clearly the more impactful player.

@SarahKhan463 Very nice cake. Enjoy

Today I'm 50 years old, I have no husband, no children, no family, and I made the cake🎂 myself.

The new face of the Masters. Priceless

@ThePoniExpress Flat White

Between cold brew and iced coffee. I’m convinced no one drinks hot coffee anymore. I was in line for coffee this morning. A long one. Not one hot coffee order. A new day has dawned.

@thedimitri I miss Wilbur Mills in the Tidal basin.

There used to be an unspoken, degenerate social contract: a high-status man uses a young woman for sex, and she obliges (often enthusiastically) with the understanding that it will advance her career. MeToo attempted to dismantle this contract, but the consistency of human nature—men attracted to youth, young women drawn to status and career acceleration—means the dynamic continues to resurface. The difference now is that women seek sympathy while still benefiting from the same arrangement, engaging in opportunistic, retroactive reframing after the benefits have already been realized and then claiming victimhood (often *years* later). Ambiguous, power-imbalanced arrangements are now less stable equilibria. Before MeToo, both sides operated in a gray zone that was tolerated but risky. After MeToo, that same gray zone is more fragile and more likely to unravel, especially for men reputationally. This is why it is important to not just #BelieveAllWomen and instead evaluate allegations with skepticism.

@DemingYash54102 Why ? And no

Even though I’m married, will you accept my nudys?

@johnsonviv2981 Join the team

Don’t focus on the ball 🏈 Just focus on my toe I think I got a nice toe 💙💛〽️😘

@jefferi87203833 @JamesTate121 Right.

@JB_Nimble @JamesTate121 Hit home, didn't it.

Very well written essay on the MAGA voter. This is what we are up against. Sam is 61 years old and lives in a town where the Applebee’s closed in 2014 and people still mention it like it was a natural disaster. The old factory shut down years ago, but Sam keeps his faded employee badge in a kitchen drawer because he considers it proof that America peaked sometime around 1987, right between the release of Top Gun and the invention of low-flow toilets. He firmly believes the country began collapsing the moment they stopped letting people smoke in restaurants and started putting kale in things. He wakes up every morning at 5:12 a.m., not because he has anywhere to be, but because decades of shift work, untreated sleep apnea, and permanent low-grade outrage have hardwired his body into a permanent state of agitation. He shuffles into the kitchen wearing camouflage pajama pants and a T-shirt that says “I Stand for the Flag” even though he has not stood up quickly without groaning since 2009. He pours himself coffee strong enough to power farm equipment and settles into his recliner to begin his daily ritual of becoming personally offended by things happening hundreds or thousands of miles away. Within half an hour, he is enraged about crime in Chicago, drag queens in Seattle, wind turbines in California, and a college professor in Vermont he has never heard of and never will again. Sam spends most of his time marinating in an ecosystem of Facebook memes, talk radio, Fox News, chain emails, YouTube clips, and badly designed websites with names like Patriot Eagle Freedom Truth News. By noon, he has shared seven posts warning that America is under attack by socialists, immigrants, vegans, pronouns, electric stoves, and people who use the phrase “lived experience.” He believes every story because every story confirms what he already feels: that the country has been stolen from people like him and handed over to people he does not understand. Sam is absolutely convinced he is one of the last remaining “real Americans,” despite living in a county entirely populated by people who also think they are the last remaining real Americans. He misses the America of his youth, which in his memory was a magical place where every man had a factory job, every woman made tuna casserole, every child respected authority, and nobody had tattoos, gluten allergies, or opinions about gender. He is nostalgic for a version of the country that mostly exists as a combination of old pickup truck commercials, Toby Keith songs, and stories his grandfather exaggerated after three beers. His truck is the size of a military vehicle and has never once carried anything heavier than mulch and emotional baggage. His pickup truck is so large that small birds alter their migration patterns to avoid it. The truck has never hauled lumber, gravel, or equipment, but it does haul an enormous amount of political anxiety. The back is covered in bumper stickers warning that he is armed, angry, and deeply suspicious of the federal government, except for when it comes to Medicare, Social Security, highways, farm subsidies, police funding, veterans’ benefits, and keeping its hands off his lawn. He likes to tell people he is “not political,” which is impressive considering his entire personality has become an endless loop of cable news grievances. He cannot attend a barbecue, church picnic, football game, or grandchild’s birthday party without eventually bringing up inflation, Hunter Biden, gas stoves, “the border,” or how nobody can say Merry Christmas anymore even though literally everyone still says Merry Christmas. Then Trump arrived, descending from his golden escalator like a casino-themed prophet sent by God to sell steaks and grievance. Sam had finally found his perfect candidate: a billionaire from Manhattan with multiple mansions, gold-plated bathrooms, and a private jet, who somehow convinced Sam that he understood the pain of a man screaming at the self-checkout machine in Walmart. Trump was loud, angry, theatrical, and constantly under investigation, which only made Sam admire him more. Every lawsuit, scandal, or indictment was not evidence of wrongdoing. It was proof that Trump was fighting the deep state, the media, the elites, the globalists, the FBI, the Democrats, the RINOs, and possibly the ghost of George Soros. Every scandal, every lawsuit, every indictment, every accusation became proof that Trump was fighting the corrupt establishment on behalf of “real Americans” like Sam. At this point, Sam does not support Trump because of policy details. He supports Trump because Trump has become the human embodiment of his anger, nostalgia, confusion, and Facebook feed. Trump says the world Sam remembers can come back, that the people Sam dislikes can be punished, and that all of Sam's frustrations are someone else’s fault. To Sam, Trump is no longer just a politician. He is a lifestyle brand. He is a martyr, a warrior, a stand-up comedian, a victim, a patriot, and the lead singer of a traveling grievance festival. Sam owns at least three Trump hats, two Trump flags, a Trump coffee mug, a “Never Surrender” T-shirt, and a giant “Let’s Go Brandon” sign in the garage that he insists is “not political, just funny.” For Sam, that is not politics. That is therapy. Trump is not just a candidate anymore; he is an emotional support billionaire. He is a spray-tanned security blanket with a private jet. He is the gold-plated, fast-food-fueled mascot Sam clings to whenever the modern world feels confusing, threatening, or insufficiently patriotic. Trump gives him a ready-made explanation for every disappointment in his life: it is not aging, bad luck, economic change, or his own choices; it is the immigrants, the liberals, the media, the globalists, the vegans, the people with pronouns, and whoever is ruining Christmas this week. Supporting Trump lets Sam believe there is still someone out there fighting for him.

@tansuoflz I can see two “problems “ that need immediate attention. Age isn’t one of them

If we were to get to know each other, do you think my age would be a problem. I'm in my 60s🥺🥺

@DrAlmarielao This is what equality looks like in 2026. My treat round one, his treat round two(if there is one)

A woman shares a dating story that left her stunned. She met a guy online, they picked a restaurant, and she arrived early; opened a tab and ordered a drink while waiting. When he showed up, everything seemed normal. They moved to a table, had dinner, good conversation, no red flags. But when the bill came, the waitress asked if everything should go on the card already on file; hers. He stayed completely silent. She awkwardly said yes, he casually asked “are you sure?”… and still didn’t offer to help. Afterward, they exchanged numbers, and she assumed he’d send his half. The next day, she sent her Venmo. No response. No payment. But was ready for second date. That’s not just awkward; that’s a lack of basic respect. It’s one thing to split a bill, but letting someone else cover everything without even offering or following up says a lot about character. Would you give someone a second chance after this, or is that an immediate red flag?

@Ryanmariebach78 “In other words “

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

@Anneliese894061 U need more lotion. Ready to apply

can you join me

They. Cheated. The. Whole.time

@mtracey U left out the dick pix. Doesn’t every boss do it?

One of the four women whom CNN characterizes as alleging "sexual misconduct" by Eric Swalwell was essentially an adult woman whom Swalwell asked on a date, she agreed, they meet up, drink alcoholic beverages, end up having sex, and then she starts to feel bad about it because he's married. Although the anonymous adult woman says she felt "emotionally vulnerable" after the hookup, she continued to send him "friendly messages," and told him he would make an "amazing governor." That's it. If you want to expose and moralistically opine on the private sexual activity of adults, that's your prerogative I guess, but lumping it under the umbrella of "sexual misconduct" is preposterous. There's nothing non-consensual even alleged here. The woman only "came forward" when she started hearing rumors on social media about Swalwell's other flings. Sure, it looks like the guy was cheating on his wife. If you want to bombastically scold him for that, go ahead I guess, but it's also trivially common behavior (see also: the current governor of California, the current president of the United States). To vaguely categorize it as somehow constituting RAPE (or even "misconduct") is an assault on the English language, common sense, and public rationality. Did no one learn ANYTHING from the embarrassing excesses of "MeToo"? Below is the entire CNN excerpt chronicling the anonymous woman's story. (This adult woman DID NOT work for Swalwell in any capacity.) Feel free to explain how it's anything other than what I've described above, despite the obvious selectivity in how CNN assembled their ridiculous reportage. Surely there must've been plenty of additional details strategically omitted in service of the narrative CNN decided to concoct, in collusion with the Dem activists and "influencers" who ginned up this whole fiasco. --------------- CNN, April 10, 2026 ‘All you did was harm me’ Another woman, who had an interest in Democratic politics, said she began messaging with Swalwell online in 2025 after responding to one of his Instagram stories, joking that she might run for office herself. A couple of days later, she said, Swalwell followed her and encouraged her to get involved in politics. He later sent her his phone number. The woman and Swalwell began texting over several weeks, including late at night, discussing politics and their previous work experience as bartenders, screenshots of messages she shared with CNN show. She said she was shocked that a congressman was paying her attention. “I kind of almost felt like I was getting catfished,” she said. In spring 2025, Swalwell said he happened to be coming to her city and asked to meet. He asked for her suggestions for a hotel and places to go, the messages show. Swalwell and the woman met for dinner and drinks at a steakhouse. She said she told her mother about the meeting with Swalwell in advance, and her mother confirmed that in an interview with CNN. Swalwell asked her about her work history in what seemed almost like a job interview, she recalled. Partway through their conversation, Swalwell told her that he had to do a CNN interview, and went back to his hotel room. As he was waiting for his live TV hit, Swalwell texted her a photo asking her how he looked, according to a screenshot she provided to CNN. That photo matched Swalwell’s appearance in the interview, and Swalwell also told the CNN anchor that he was visiting the city where the woman lived, according to CNN’s recording. Afterward, Swalwell took the woman to another bar, where they sat in a back booth, she said. “He was sitting against me, and so I kind of moved away from him, and every time that I would move away from him, he would get closer to me,” she remembered. He touched her leg and ordered a drink for her. The woman said she tried to turn the conversation to her partner and Swalwell’s wife and children, but Swalwell continued to touch her. She began to get more intoxicated and felt “really fuzzy,” even accidentally walking into the men’s bathroom in the bar, she said. After she returned to the booth, Swalwell kissed her, she said. “I was shocked that he would do that right in the middle of a public bar,” she said. She said she told him it was wrong, but didn’t want to burn a bridge with a prominent congressman, so she stayed at the bar even as she was getting more intoxicated. The woman said she then ended up in Swalwell’s hotel room without any memory of how she got there. She said that her memory of what happened in Swalwell’s hotel room is “a blur.” She ended up leaving the hotel at 5:41 a.m., according to a screenshot of an Uber receipt she provided to CNN. The next day, she said, Swalwell sent her disappearing iPhone voice messages saying that he wanted to ensure that his wife didn’t find out about what happened, she said. She felt emotionally vulnerable and distraught in the following weeks, she said, telling her mother about a month after the fact about what had happened, and later telling two close friends. All three confirmed to CNN in interviews that she had shared her story with them. One friend said that she told them about her experience with Swalwell in December 2025, while the other said she could not remember when specifically she was told. She said she told Swalwell that she felt “really disgusted and ashamed” about what happened, but he continued contacting her, including offering to use his position to help her renew her passport or saying he could write her a letter of recommendation for her law school applications. A few days before he announced his gubernatorial bid in November, he texted her, asking how she was, according to screenshots she provided to CNN. The following month, she sent him a long message telling him that “all you did was harm me,” and asking him not to contact her again. “I won’t bother you again!” Swalwell responded. “Sorry.” The woman said she continued to stay in touch with Swalwell after that, however, exchanging some friendly messages with him, in what she likened to Stockholm syndrome. In the cease-and-desist letter to the woman, Swalwell’s lawyer argued that some of these text messages, including one in which she said “you would be an amazing governor,” raised doubt about her account. The woman told CNN she decided to speak out about what happened to her after hearing rumors about other women accusing Swalwell of misconduct, and realizing she wasn’t alone. “I suffered a lot in silence. … I had no desire to ever come after him or ever come out saying something,” she said. But she concluded that Swalwell “used my vulnerabilities and the fact that I looked up to him to be able to get something from it,” she added.

@evanwch Defending the indefensible. On brand.

You completely ignore how it was exciting to her up until the point he asked her to leave the hotel room the day after sex and “distanced” himself from her after they fucked That doesn’t make him a “rapist” it makes him a human being and it makes her scorned and regretful and more likely to reframe things in her mind Why would she go get drunk and “raped” by him again five years later when she was no longer even working with him? What pressure was she under at that point?

@RyanFred1415 Bed wetting is the Wings superpower

You wanna talk about a sad sack organization- Your Detroit Red Wings ladies and gentlemen. A month ago they had an 83% chance to make the playoffs. Today, on fan appreciation day, they are eliminated with 2 games left. Burn the whole thing down. #LGRW

@MellanySandra Lefty Lucy

Who you fcking...left or right or both? 👉is.gd/Mellany_sandra

@DiscountedTr Also shills for chronic cheating university free of charge

> Doughy manlet with a Napoleon complex, desperately combing over his bald spot like it's fooling anyone > Penn Entertainment literally paid $163 million to learn that frat boy humor doesn't scale > Business Insider detailed his violent sexual encounters with women young enough to be his daughters > Lost millions day trading then convinced his braindead followers to buy his bags > Built an empire on "saturdays are for the boys" while sliding into 19-year-old TikTokers' DMs at 47 > Bailed out his own employees during COVID after spending months ranting about government handouts > That perpetually red face isn't from passion, it's from chugging Bud Light at 2pm on a Tuesday > Emergency pizza reviews became his desperate attempt to stay relevant while Barstool circled the drain > Penn dumped his worthless company for one dollar, making it officially less valuable than a McChicken > Now he's back to reviewing pizza in strip malls like a washed-up food blogger with anger issues