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The Dodgers have also acquired Greenland on a multi-year, heavily deferred contract.
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JayBee Three
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JayBee Three
@JayBee_Three
I'm not flirting I'm just really funny. Avid walker. Sometimes jogger. JRPG enthusiast. Mets fan. Bills fan.
That Way انضم Ocak 2016
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Ran 2.5 miles for the first time in like 5 months today and a hot date with said massage gun awaits.
MENACE@MRMENACE231
Don’t fuck around with calf muscles. Unless you have a bitchin’ massage gun like I do.
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@DeclanGetsAss @ericmidwest The odds of him crying are probably low.
The odds of this costing those two idiots their jobs is incredibly high. 😂
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My Tesla has been getting vandalized in Grandville Michigan over and over again.
Today I caught them. Truly possessed people. They work for @PineRestGR
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Mets win on Friday
Mets win on Saturday
Mets win on Sunday
Mets Twitter on Monday: BUT LINDOR ISN'T HITTING! DFA LINDOR!
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We were wrong. Juan Soto was not a one year rental, because he’s living rent free for life in these fans heads.
That’s Baseball, Suzyn@thats_bb_suzyn
Yankees fans chanting “F*ck Juan Soto” in the 8th inning vs the Marlins.
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@TrevTatum10 @Mets Who is "we"? You ain't leavin' the basement.
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@Amandah0327X You need a high tolerance for bullshit and stupidity to navigate Mets Twitter.
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Met fans that were on the edge just 5 days ago...
...don't move because you'll be right back there as soon as they lose another game.
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Of course you can be disappointed with how they’ve started. I don’t know any Met fans who are HAPPY with how they’ve played, but people acting like the season is over already rightfully deserve to be mocked.
Joe@j_oesilver22
I hate the Mets fans talking down on other fans like we’re not allowed to be pissed off. I’m sorry that I’m satisfied with being good every 3-5 years lmfao. I’m sick of it. And if we look like shit(only 7 games or not) I’m gonna be angry
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@ErikUnchained Part of me feels bad for him because he’s just eating himself into an early grave.
On the other hand he’s an adult and can do what he wants and if he wants to die early, I guess that’s on him
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Nothing like a little snack from Krispy Kreme. However, why does this guy make bedroom noises when he’s eating? Like, seriously… why?
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Those takes are only topped by the people who unironically think the Mets would have been better off staying under the Wilpons.
Ben Yoel@Ben_Yoel
Mets Twitter has and always will be a cesspool of moronic takes but my favorite one continues to be the people who not only think David Stearns is a bad exec but also think Steve Cohen would actually fire him.
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@QueenOfMetsX I'm appointing you and @niicolegee12 to stay up as late as you can for me.
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@Lets86it Let's do it together and we'll split it 50/50. You'd have to change your handle from Lets86it to LetsSplitIt though.
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@Lets86it Is she shocked or covering her nose from smelling his bullshit?
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step away from the crack pipe
The Craig Carton Show@CraigCartonShow
FRANCISCO LINDOR HAS TO GO! "If I'm a Met fan, I've had enough. You gotta go! He's everything wrong with sports today! You didn't win a damn thing in New York!" — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #MLB #Mets #FranciscoLindor
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How long would you say “a little bit” is? Asking for a friend
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Mets Twitter in a nutshell. Literally haven't played a week's worth of games and everyone screaming that the sky is falling.
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I can agree with a lot of this list but @CalmYourMitts is like one of 14 people on Mets twitter who isn't batshit crazy and/or stupid.
Lazy Mary@Verd25
-foul territory ex-met interviews -sophia (she/her/bye) -calmyourmitts (attention seeker) -mattdelsol -yung rodent -white guy rich -metspolice -guy on the couch -pat gorman (only losers flex in front of a mirror) -realistpf -john mincone -bronxmetfan -newzee1234
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