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The Dodgers have also acquired Greenland on a multi-year, heavily deferred contract.

@MetsMissy Ask him if Jesus can lead off and get a runner in from third with less than 2 outs.

A stranger just shouted “Jesus loves you have a good night” at me

@MetsMissy Shameeza might be the best name in the history of names

Shout out to my girl Shameeza because when we went out she wass such an incredible person that she ordered her sliders without pickles but asked for them on the side to give to me and I had never felt so seen🥲

At this point they should just call every starting pitcher the Mets face going forward "Cy Young" to save everyone some time.

@MetsMissy @_sn_n @mickeyimsofine Everyone’s opposed to politics in sports until someone says the shit they agree with.

@_sn_n @mickeyimsofine Lmao stopppppp we know it’s nothing like this. They were clearly jerking off to it.

“keep politics out of sports” conservatives when it is their politics in sports

The Mets making a 5.5 ERA pitcher not look like Cy Young challenge: impossible.

@MetsMissy Jay don't need no man!

@JayBee_Three I’m glad you’re content with your love life lol

Bump😅

@MetsMissy Hell is slightly more annoying. Just barely but you're fine.

Because I’m annoying as hell?

@yaginosenshii They're chilling with me. Told me to tell you hello.

Wondering what three birria tacos with cilantro, onion and a margarita are doing rn

Today the Mets won a game when trailing after 8 innings for the first time since 1971.

@niicolegee12 So how’s your Sunday

OMGGGGGG TYRONEEEEEEE

@PoorHablador @GigglingGanon Even by poor ragebait standards this is low effort.

@GigglingGanon Now let's try that again, but this time the magician is a black man ...

Officers pulled this guy over for a broken tail light and suspicion of DUI. What they got instead was a sobriety test they will never forget. We’ve seen thousands of hours of body cam footage, but this footage from Conway, Arkansas, remains in a league of its own. Most drivers get a pit in their stomach when the red and blues start flashing—but Blayk Puckett saw a stage. Blayk, a student at the University of Central Arkansas, was driving home from a late-night study session at the library. A Conway PD officer noticed he had a broken brake light and was driving a bit slow, leading to a pull-over on suspicion of a DUI. When asked if he had anything on him the officers should know about, Blayk didn't reach for his ID—he mentioned he was a magician and had a "magic wand" in his pocket. Instead of a standard field sobriety test, Blayk made a legendary proposition: ​"I'll do some magic/juggling if you insist." With the officers’ blessing (and their own phones out to record), Blayk grabbed his juggling pins and went to work right there in the parking lot of a local BBQ joint. His coordination was so flawless that the officers didn't just realize he was sober—they became his biggest fans. You can hear the genuine laughter in the background as one officer admits, “You just made my night.” No handcuffs, no tickets—just a warning for the brake light and a handshake. Blayk later said he wanted to show that police interactions can be positive and humanizing. ​In a world of high-speed chases and intense legal battles, this remains a gold standard for what happens when a little personality meets a lot of professional courtesy. This was great to see how the officers were having a good time while on a stop. Something that rarely ever happens.

@danicamckellar You're Winnie. You tell us!

All jokes aside, though - obviously Kevin & Winnie end up together, right?? Sure, the last episode of The Wonder Years said that Kevin got married to someone else, but hey, life can be unexpected, and I think later in life these two found their happily ever after together. 🤗❤️ . . Anyone else agree with me? 😁 . . #TheWonderYears #KevinAndWinnieForever 🥰

@KateNYG I have very rarely ever met another Met fan IRL, but you must have some interesting stories.

Why are most Mets fans so creepy?!

@PriestessCalli @ayeejuju With a username including "Goddess" it tracks that you aren't living in reality.

@ayeejuju Was OP in the wrong? 100% - not denying that. If it were the other way round though - she'd be expected to just "get over it" & probably have make up sex she's not interested in bc why would you want to after that Just sayin

@MetsMissy If he was on the Mets it would be the lead story on NBC Nightly News & the president would do a primetime address to the nation.

If he was on the Mets when this happened ESPN would be posting memes making fun of the Mets. Hes a dodger now so this probs won’t be a big thing😂

@YurtRock Might have been funny if it wasn't AI. Put it better effort next time.

Did she just say STD instead of SSD? 💀 Look… mistakes happen. But the offer is still insane: 500GB SSD 235 Yurt Rock products Thousands of loops & samples FREE worldwide shipping Honestly, this thing is loaded.↓

@MetsMissy There are perpetually angry Met fans who have been feverishly masturbating nonstop since the beginning of the season at this team.

I’m not responding to people who are just miserable I’m ngl you’re not gonna change your mind

I literally don’t understand why anyone is blaming Stearns for them not scoring runs. No one saw that coming lol

@yaginosenshii Thought you were too hot to handle maybe.

Lmao how did we get here? What did I do 😂 our ONLY interaction with each other, to not being able to reply to something I found in the wild and finding out I’m blocked 😂💀

If I remember correctly they had Jerry Seinfeld in the booth just an inning or two prior. Would have been awesome if he was in the booth for the brawl.