KC Max Betmint

DECEMBER 6TH

NEVER GIVE UP NEVER STOP GRINDING IF THE ONLINE FANTASY SPORTS LEAGUE YOU LOVE COLLAPSES YOU GROW A MUSTACHE, BURY THE EVIDENCE AND START FRESH IN THE NEXT TOWN mmolb.com

QUITTING NOT GOING TO HANG OUT ON THIS WEBSITE WITH THAT JERK BACK ON HERE

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@magic_blaseball CONGRATULATIONS ON RECEIVING MOONEY DOCTOR II, FANTASTIC DRAFT I'LL BE FAXING OVER A LIST OF HER ALLERGIES, AS WELL AS HER PERMANENT RECORD AND A NUMBER OF DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE DOCUMENTS YOU'LL NEED TO SIGN FOR DOUG

@RoaminPudge TECHNICALLY MINT COIN WAS COMPANY SCRIP REDEEMABLE ONLY AT THE CONCESSIONS STAND WE NEVER GOT AROUND TO IMPLEMENTING BLOCK CHAIN

I heard some people were saying I own a lot of cryptocurrency. That's not true! Crypto is a scam, and also one of my teammates was allergic to it!

@philly_pies I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS PUDGE IS A FANTASTIC PLAYER THERE ARE A LOT OF NEGATIVE NELLIES IN KANSAS CITY WHO LIKE TO SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM BUT PUDGE HAS REAL HEART ALSO I'M KEEPING HIS HOUSE THAT HE LEFT BEHIND THANKS

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@MooneyDoc2 I WAS PROUD OF PUDGE'S NO-NONSENSE PROFESSIONALISM THIS IS A CUTTHROAT GAME

@KBetmint Sir, I regret to- wait hold on I don't work for you anymore Max, I regret to inform you that not only has Pudge already been on the Pies but did nothing while watching us burn Make of that what you will

THE BREATH MINTS WOULD LIKE TO WISH KANSAS CITY'S FAVORITE DENTIST'S SON PUDGE NAKAMOTO A SAFE AND PLEASANT JOURNEY TO THE MAGICAL CITY OF PHILADELPHIA HOME TO THE LIBERTY BELL AND THE BOSTON TEA PARTY CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

@MooneyDoc2 I ALREADY CLAIMED THE LIFE INSURANCE POLICY IF THE MANAGER OF THE MAGIC WANTS TO OPEN THAT CAN OF WORMS, IT'S THEIR PROBLEM

This is going to sound like a very stupid question but does this mean I'm no longer dead

@yooridotblase RING RING ☎️ WHO IS IT? IT'S YOU, HAVING A GREAT TIME AT THE KANSAS CITY FRESH DOME, HAVING JUST CAUGHT A FOUL BALL HIT BY J.T.

i can't believe the mints got JT

ATTENTION KANSAS CITY BREATH MINTS FANS J.T. IS COMING BACK TO KANSAS CITY RING RING ☎️ BUY YOUR SEASON TICKETS NOW

ONCE THIS WEBSITE VANISHES THERE WILL BE NO PROOF THAT I DIDN'T INVENT THE PHRASE WABBA WABBA CLAWS UP GOING TO MAKE SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS

@blaseball THANKS COMMISH I'LL GIVE YOU FIFTY KETCHUP PACKETS IN EXCHANGE FOR A GOOD PLAYER FOR THE MINTS

Next Fall is 3pm Eastern / Noon Pacific 🩸⚾️

@UmpireRogue WHEN THE BALTIMORE CRABS BLEW A 2-0 LEAD OVER THE CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES IN THE INTERNET SERIES CHAMPIONSHIPS

A NEW ERA APPROACHES SHARE YOUR MEMORIES OF THE DISCIPLINE ERA BETA, SEASONS ONE THROUGH TEN

JUST SAYING MAYBE WE'LL END UP WITH TWITTER SHORT CIRCUITS

EVEN IF TWITTER GOES DOWN I EXPECT YOU ALL AT BATTING PRACTICE TOMORROW

Just in case twitter dies I want this to be the last thing I ever post Piss

WE DO THIS FROM TIME TO TIME IN KANSAS CITY IT'S CALLED A SPEARMINT SAFETY DRILL

@BlobCostas STAINED GLASS WINDOW

@DwnDogs 50