AJ 🍬

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - the one time you misspelled that word in the chat - how badly you misspelled that word - god you are so stupid they will literally never let you live that down

Love that this moment gets brought up 660 issues later and he gets owned by high schoolers about it

E = mc² + piss. This equation combines Einstein's famous equation E = mc², which relates energy (E) to mass(m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of piss (piss).

@el_swifts I’m simply going into the off-season with a “At least I no longer have to think about how bad my team was this season” mentality. Might be applicable for Royals fans too

if one more person tells me at least there’s football season to get me through the baseball off season i will do something drastic

Nihilists are just lazy I think. Nothing really matters? A smile matters, the whispers of the trees matter. Laughter matters. Get real

@Supadoo Nope we’re safe

@Supadoo Most likely you’re welcome, but also if this is what jinxes it for a 7-goal comeback with less than a minute left that’s also funny

Hockey is an awful sport and nobody should invest themselves in it

Thinking about all the people in my life who I will never be able to fully explain to why this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me

@ World's Forgotten Boy AJ (Any) get gecko'd lol 🦎

@blaseround The Breath Mints.

RELEASE

@ILBLibraryCards @MildLowStruggle “Condemned” Our posts are a blessing and you’re welcome

@MildLowStruggle i see that i am literally the only other person to see this post and i have to wonder what i did to be condemned in this way and is there any escape

It’s fun watching new people filter in here as the blaseball refugees try to collect All The Servers and just thinking to myself “Wow there’s a lot of piss in the fridge for the amount of people coming over”

@Supadoo RIP. I’ll pray for you/hope my Knights can avenge you

@CommissionerAJ My team lost haha, hurricanes fan

the problem is, as always, capitalism

@ErrantlyErin …This is my own fault for engaging

@CommissionerAJ Heh heh heh,,, Fell right into my trap,,,

Just normal DnD stuff.

@ErrantlyErin THE FROGHEMOTH. BY KILLING YOU.

@CommissionerAJ WELL WHO'S GONNA STOP ME

@glaagafragadu Vacaville being on this kind of list even once is sad, my condolences