Kevin

@PatsKam I lost 100 pounds but I’m still fugly so I try my best to not take many photographs of myself.

“Why do you post so many pics?” You would too if this was your before and after 🤣😭

"Healthy as any size" people punching the air right now when they realize TWENTY FIVE of the people who have appeared on 600lb life have already died. TWENTY FIVE PEOPLE.

@KILLTOPARTY Goodness gracious, people need to stop sticking stuff up there. It’s designed to be exit only.

Anal sex is the new second base

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@ced_jayy You get the cheap frozen burgers from Aldi? Me too, sometimes the fire department shows up while I’m grilling them to make sure everyone is safe.

Making hamburgers for my lil bro

@CargoShortLife @NHL They shouldn’t just assume he’s going to retire. He’s coming back, especially if they are eliminated from the playoffs.

@NHL Just go away or next season will be ultra-annoying when we do this all over again.

Goodnight, hockey fans 👏

@PittWillLose @Capitals @ovi8 @penguins @NHL Vodka

@Capitals @ovi8 @penguins @NHL Why does Ovechkin look 20 years older than Sid

For the 100th time

@pennyelizabeths I can’t wait until we reunite with our old pets someday. Here’s one of her scaring a delivery man with my black lab who used to be built like a bull.

@Kevin3Daniel Her treasures! She's perfect! Looks like my sweet girl who passed 2 years ago.

My sweetest girl wants you to have a happy Monday!

@GinoHard_ @penguins Legends

After today’s rivalry game, Ovi swapped jerseys and sticks with Sid and Geno, then brought his kids in for photos 🥹🫶 (via @penguins)

@caesar_pounce What about a silly dog?

Good morning. Don't show me things that demoralize me today, please.

@Dalbodog That a fine looking dog. Here’s my 11 yr old Labrador. He’s getting older and is slowing down, makes me so sad.

Wife and I got our first puppy today. Here he is on his first ride home. Meet Eugene Jeans. He’s a Red Fox Labrador. He’s already vomited on my wife and had diarrhea on our white carpet, but we’re gonna love him so hard. ❤

@BRINK_____ @lastofcam He most likely asked her to be in the picture. I don’t think she deserves to be insulted. I don’t know her though, so maybe I’m wrong.

@lastofcam Damn no kids and she’s already fat. Geesh

This is what being married with no kids looks like.

@LeahDiscovers I like to put some shrooms on my steak.

I don't understand why people put so much stuff on steak, if it's good steak it is delicious just like it is.

@whoaitscharlie Last time I watched a game, Antawn Jamison was playing for The Bullets. I still call them The Bullets because I hate the new name.

trash league lol

@sammisilber Don’t know how everyone else is feeling but I want one more year.

I asked Tom Wilson if this is Alex Ovechkin’s last game in D.C., if it was the perfect send-off. He stressed again that it’s all up to Ovi on what he wants to do next. “It's his send off. It's his legendary career. It's what he wants. So when he's done, it's going to be what he wants. Nobody else. Everyone else, can predict and have whatever they want to say about it. But at the end of the day, it comes down to whatever Ovi wants. And I think he's earned that.”

@its_ya_boi91 Yeah, I don’t think she deserves the heat she’s getting. Too bad this guy probably asked her to be in the photo.

@uncledoomer Not a good look making fun of another man’s wife.

bro wifed up greta thunberg

@CourtAnne1225 I started going bald in my early 20’s. Got that gene from my mother’s side of the family. Thanks, Mom!

Poor Scottie. Not bc he didn’t win the masters but bc what an unfortunate hairline for a 29 year old

You would not believe how much fun it is to pay video games with your kids