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Saturday music with me. I'm working in the yard and blaring songs that will bug my neighbors. Tagging a special guest. Back in the day, I owned a "Skinhead Bowling League" t-shirt, IYKYK youtu.be/XitAs6fAjkI?si… @ZazaG0blin @Girl15Gone @TheaLanden @MsAshBash420 @JPLFR80 @syrupduke @addisonv0dka @maybeimabelle @afewgoodmemes22 @SirJeremyLondon @duchess_banana @SurfThrash @_SingleBabyMama @davidclowery

@Hodari11 @Chicago_History Because it's AI

@Chicago_History What I want to know is why da boy have two plates 😂

If you know you know. #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@spinfisher Seasons in the Sun The Night Chicago Died The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia Part Time Lover *end transmission**

What is the worst pop/rock song of all time and why is the answer always “We Built This City?”

@spinfisher Knee deep in the hoooooppppplaaaa!!!

@RGRyan777 OH NO!!! I hated reading that. He was one of a kind.

Ahhh man! I absolutely hate posting this. #RIP Walter Parazaider, saxophonist, and founding member of the band Chicago who lost his 6y battle against Alzheimer’s. He was 81. It’s hard to single out a band that was more influential on my musical development than Chicago.

@CalmLeavess @topher_crux @GeoRebekah I’m sorry someone hurt you. I’m muting this now. You seem fixated and angry.

@Koffee_Mark @topher_crux @GeoRebekah Do what you want but you're not going to come here telling me or anyone else that suddenly, men are incapable of being predators and creeps towards little girls. The mens bathroom is not a safe place for them but I can also recognize that fathers have to take them in there.

Girl dads: Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals. You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom. Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.

@Datphillykyd @CalmLeavess @GeoRebekah She seems fixated. It’s a personal issue for her. I don’t know if she’s a parent or not. The assumption that I would willingly expose my child so nefarious events is grotesque.

@CalmLeavess @Koffee_Mark @GeoRebekah Not sure why you think everyone's exposed in the mens bathroom...thats not what is going on

@CalmLeavess @topher_crux @GeoRebekah I find it sad that you think your opinion matters.

@Koffee_Mark @topher_crux @GeoRebekah I find it sad that you are insulted that women are calling out men like you for acting as though the men's washroom is a safe place for little girls. You would have to be an extremely ignorant and gullible person to truly believe that.

Here’s the thing. I raised my kids. They’re grown. Well adjusted. Normal and we’re not traumatized. That’s not anecdotal it’s factual. Why is it okay for you to “co parent” for a bunch of people you don’t know? And as a parent, when my child had to go, there wasn’t time to negotiate and the likelihood of a child being traumatized by an angry loudmouth like the shit person in the video is exponentially worse than being shielded and protected by a caring and conscientious parent in a bathroom. And a lot of those men at urinals are parents as well and were polite and respectful. Please don’t reply to me. I’m not interested in your uninformed, overly generalized insults to me as a parent.

@Koffee_Mark @topher_crux @GeoRebekah Any man who is using a urinal is exposing himself. You cannot say that isn't happening and so why would it suddenly be okay to bring a little girl into a space where a man is doing that? It doesn't matter if there's a partition or not, that doesn't make it okay

@RepMikeCollins Go to a Klan rally, hick.

Here is Georgia Republican senate candidate praising University of Mississippi students making monkey noises at a Black woman.

@nnottcleverr Brave, go rim your mom. Fruitcake.

Damn THATS the director. The fuckin guy who makes ok skits on ig. The guys whos dad is a famous screenwriter.

@banana_of_anna This seems oddly specific

Gm ☀️☕

In my entire life that has never been something I've experienced. I'm discussing the reality of having a child, not some hypothetical "bad situation" imagined by someone I've never met. If you honestly believe that men are exposing themselves to children in bathrooms even with a parent present, I'm not sure how you function in life. Having to go to the bathroom is a natural need, children understand that, and trust their parents to protect them. That was my job as a father, if I ever for one second thought that I was putting my daughter at risk, I would have made a different plan. Your comments are presumptuous and insulting.

@topher_crux @Koffee_Mark @GeoRebekah No, just some men purposely flashing their parts at children who enter and being creeps.

@AbsoluteAutism Are you fucking serious? I’ve known since it came out in 1982 and learned the lead singer was Alison Moyer

How old were you when you found out it was not a dude that sings this

@CalmLeavess @GeoRebekah I carried my daughter in and kept eyes close to my shoulder. Men get pretty close to the urinal. Nobody is standing 4 feet away and hook shotting urine.

@GeoRebekah I sincerely need all the men who comment about men not exposing themselves in the men's washroom... The fuck you think you're doing at the urinal? That and men will purposely further expose themselves at the sight of a little girl..

I’m a 62 year old father of three. The number of times I’ve seen exposed genitalia in a men’s room is low enough that I can’t even quantify it. My wife, a pediatrician trusted me to know what was best, whether knocking and checking on my daughter in the women’s bathroom or taking her into a men’s bathroom. Nothing nefarious happened. My daughter is 25. People need to calm down and mind their business.

Someone had some dentistry today.

@EastEndJoe @BadBadinage He’s mad. He was whipping his skippy to Man Melania and you ruined everything

Oh no!! 😳 Sorry to see you go @BadBadinage

@xoxojmo Hidden V🤮ll🤮y R🤮nch

The issue is, at least for me as an American, not all Ranch tastes the same. I lean toward buttermilk but you just never know!! I’m also not a Ranch person, per se.