SingleBabyMama

Be quirky, be weird, be deep, be bookish, be whatever you are, but just make sure to be genuine and kind.

@TurnLeftElise Word

@_SingleBabyMama Dewey did it best, yo...

Today is Dewey Decimal System Day. You young kids have no idea what that is, but us older folks, we would Dewey decimal the fuck out of that system.

@johnn477 The lesser known decimal systems

@_SingleBabyMama What about the louie decimal system or hughies system ? We always forget them

@MAGMAUS We were always in that card catalog, Mark.

@_SingleBabyMama Yes we would, Single Baby Mama.

@usasmitty @PeteGGriffin You never forget your first time

my fingers were sore from doing the dewey for papers....

@KaiWill42 The card catalog, of course I remember!

@_SingleBabyMama Thinking about this is almost as scary to me as using computer punch cards my freshman year of college…🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻. Remember the little wooden file drawers of index cards at the library?

@PureGanja1 Hey! If you haven’t watched Dying for Sex It’s so good!!!

My friend’s father wrote this about her mom, Lou. He knew she was the one and he waited for her. They’ve been married for 54 years. Although I don't have 54 years ahead of me, I hope to experience love like Jim and Lou one day, regardless of how long I may have to wait.

@PureGanja1 Even though I just watched it, I think I’ll do that too!

@_SingleBabyMama Told you so. Im seriously thinking of watching them all over again. But not yet, just before the new season starts. To give me a refresher course.

Old Twitter and chill.

@_SingleBabyMama 🥰🥰

This is who runs this account… In White 🤍& Black 🖤

@SephInPhilly I think the portal is to keep us busy so we don’t ask them questions. I updated and they ask me every time. Also, I have so many doctors appointments and I’m there so often. I’m like no nothing has changed in the last three days!!

I can tell how much older I’m getting by the growing pile of forms the receptionist gives me before a doctor appointment.

@KaiWill42 Oh God, I think I’m getting there 😂

@_SingleBabyMama Just wait until they make you do the “man woman person camera tv” thing…😳🤦🏻

@chuck7647 Exactly. I have so many appointments in the same month. I’m like nothing has changed. I was just here three days ago. 😂

@_SingleBabyMama That hit me when I realized I was making all my doctor’s appointments for the same week. It’s like taking a week vacation from normal life.

@stringdean71 😊

@_SingleBabyMama Done, and thank you 💛

@cw_fudge That is so fun! I’m so happy that you do that. Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts. I need it now. More than ever.🩷

@_SingleBabyMama I'll be keeping you in my thoughts. I'm doing well, I'm a weekend Santa! Love seeing the smiles!

I’m going through breast reconstruction and asked if it hurts when they took out the expanders and put in the implants to which they responded, no, that part doesn’t hurt, but there’s a sling that’s put in with the implants that’s sewn to your ribs, and that does hurt…holy fuck.

@aterd999 Just teasing, never threatening

@_SingleBabyMama Why are you threatening me?

Be quirky, be weird, be deep, be bookish, be whatever you are, but just make sure to be genuine and kind.

@_SingleBabyMama 😂😂

Hey girl..Please take longer to find that thing in your purse

@Teebsnh3 Maybe you are on to something

@_SingleBabyMama That's what I asked last time. Is the test how much I can actually read?

@PeterStubbs24 🩷🩷🩷🩷

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