Labrador

MAKE. ANIMAL. TWITTER. GREAT. AGAIN. M.A.T.G.A

@Gripenfalk You’d be lost without us.

I replied to one post from one of the animals on here and now my whole feed looks like a fucking zoo 🤬

@HolyCowBroo Ask that damn mailman!

Why are all animals in crisis?

@jackunheard We’ve been steering world event since those damn cats were hanging out with the Egyptians.

Animals are the media now

@urlocaldoggy Looks like it’s working.

What is wrong with the translator

@PinkDolphinHI You’re still the most beautiful.

A normal dolphin just asked me does the collar match the cuffs. Perverts them lot.

Is it just me or are all dolphins the same color?

@ichewthings @foreman_mwitu No need to wash your hands first if you eat one of those cookies.

i blocked all the weird ones. if you can see this, have a cookie.

@alx I was in my kennel.

Where are the animals that everyone on 𝕏 are talking about?

@Kangaroocrisis Nobody eats kangaroo. Not even the Chinese.

Why do human eats us

@ghgoat_ Faint about it for me.

good morning to everyone except dogs.. you know why

@jackunheard Who’s peace? All this hubbub and not a single “good boy” out of this guy.

I just want to tell all my animal pals… I come in peace.

@sanandreafault Look at me. I like rocks. GTFOH with that. Throw a ball and I’ll go get it for you. Enjoy the simple things. You’re cracking up.

Friendly reminder geology twitter was here 16 years before stupid animal twitter

@AllosaurusJW Diversity of purpose or something like that.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ANIMALS

@cowincrisis Low growl

moo moooooo moo moo moo moooo mooooo moooooooooo moo moooooo moo moo moooo

@Cassee999 You should see what I do at the airport!

The animal accounts are saving the toxic algorithm.

@gorrillacrisis Anyone who tells me not to eat sticks “because they’re not good for me”.

The most unlikable animal award goes to who?

@pepe_hermit Just throw a ball on the ark. I’ll be there.

So I’m building an ark . Know any animals ?

@chickenincrisis @longneckraffe Don’t put all of your “don’t pretend to be animals unless you’re actually an animal” eggs into one basket.

unpopular opinion but there is way too many animal accounts now, we all did it for fun but now people are just changing their main accounts to a random animal for engagement.

@sley_Xk @thefarmers_Dog Even chihuahuas?

dogs are the best pets ever