Lightning_McCroc🇻🇦

@pureMetatron Biggest 1-sided beef in history. I pray you get invited to the Red Carpet just so you can scream NOLAN in a movie theater before walking out while the opening credits roll

Nothing better than making videos about….NOLAN!!!!!

@NonSociopath @pnwguerrilla Been to half the states and this is by far the prettiest one

@pnwguerrilla Montana

No hate on Finland, But you clearly know nothing about America.

@gansotonto It's all so tiresome. Some of us need to get ourselves to a monastary

Terminally online Catholics be like: “Actually by using a shamrock to explain the Trinity, St. Patrick was committing an act of heresy”

Update: she has a headache

@cucumbermensch @JTAlexander I drank a beer in front of my brother the first time ever and he said "I knew out of the three of us you'd be th alcoholic." Like ?????

@JTAlexander I’m a zoomer who once suggested to my zoomer coworkers that we go out for a beer after work and now they make jokes about how I’m alcoholic.

While I was in the Army, there was a period in which they were overly focused on alcohol consumption. They made us do periodic questions about alcohol use. Upfront, let's be clear: my entire life, I've never been much of a drinker. I'm a notorious lightweight because I drink so rarely. I'm a cheapskate who doesn't like spending money and I hate the spins and hangovers. But, I am still a fairly normal man and so I'd partake occasionally. If I am drinking at all it is either to have a 1-2 beers at a function, a single beer over a restaurant lunch/dinner, or I am drinking with intent to get blasted. There's no in between. During my time in the Army, this translated to usually drinking 0.0 beers a week, except for the quarterly party I'd go to where I'd down 10-20 at a time. I took a questionnaire that asked how many drinks I have a week. I answered "Approximately 0.03." They asked if I ever drank to the point of blackout. Yeah, like three times or so in my life. That was it. This use was enough for the Army to flag me as a 'potential alcoholic' and require me to at least get screened by a provider. I worked out the math and explained that this translates to a decimal point of beers a week, and that was enough to get me out of the process, but that was insane. You know what is even more insane? I've encountered people who think this is appropriate. They think having drank to blackout even once in life should have someone cut back. Somehow in a culture of rampant weed, coke, fent, meth, high risk sex, gang violence, and overall degenerate morality, we have effectively created a teetotaling culture that views a single heavy night out as a warning sign of alcoholism. No wonder nobody drinks anymore.

@kentarchus And Nixon was the greatest president of the 20th century

Remember, no matter what they tell you, McCarthy was right.

@BHellewell2552 @michaeljknowles The west survived a thousand years without "free speech" We'll be fine without the Muslims crying "Captalist Pig!" All day

@michaeljknowles Hasan is a prick but the west and particularly America won’t survive without free speech. This isn’t something to be celebrated. Although admittedly it’s freaking hilarious if we’re being honest

@michaeljknowles Free speech and it's consequences have been a disaster for western civilization

Yes, Voltaire was a radical, anti-Christian leftist and wrong about everything.

@JeremiahDJohns Shocking that our overrun communities full of Jeets and Gangs no longer look like this but affluent Yanks get to live in their high castle and fiddle while rome burns.

This was filmed in one of the bluest New England towns in the country. The people living the way MAGA says they want to live vote Democrat.

Wow, New York looks like shit.

@SirRaphael_III Smurf Deus Vult

Satisfy my curiosity my OOMFs. Anyone who picks pink will have a milestone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea.

@Salt_Slinger @JTAlexander Former toddler here[citation needed], yeah they're categorically unreasonable

@JTAlexander “It’s easy, just reason with a toddler” 🤡

“Millennial with a two-month old. I am an authority on parental discipline and control of children.” We need to restore society to being extremely discriminatory against people on the basis of experience. This is absurd.

@JTAlexander *Coughs in regulation*

I differ from many rightwingers when I say that I'm not exactly pro-capitalist or pro-free markets, and this kind of thing is exactly why. No, it should not be legal to unleash bioweapons just because the person doing it is a private business.

@Michaeldudufudu Too busy thinking about rome tbh

I'm actually surprised men haven't started wearing makeup already when the free looksmaxxing boost you get is astronomical

@JTAlexander @YungJunko Wedge is by far my favorite side character. He's not quite a Glup shitto but those X-wing books and comics from the 90s are some of my favorite Sci-Fi. They should've let Stackpole write the sequels

@YungJunko I loved giving Lando and Wedge their own mission. It really helps sell that the Rebellion isn’t just Luke, Han, and Leia—it’s a huge organization, and they all get a chance to shine. It’s little things like this that made Star Wars feel so big.

Seeing this in 1983 must have been crazy because you'd just have to just go on in life for like two decades with nothing else to quite scratch the itch of watching a dynamic, adrenaline fueled space battle sequence like that. They didnt have no Gamecube to go home to

@SirRaphael_III Commas are important. Thank God I posted this under your post and not Justinians. Allow me to go crawl in my hole and die

@Lightnin_McCroc I didnt know you were a pregnant woman croc

>*birthrates spiraling down ever since the US supreme court made child murder a right protected by federal law* >*overturn Roe v. Wade* >*birthrates magically start to go up*

@ToxicPea33 @Templarpilled I volunteer

@Templarpilled They should hire faithful Catholics to edit them - WoF has done this to great success, I’d wager.

Has the Vatican considered turning encyclicals into videos with Subway Surfers gameplay and Family Guy funny moments? That would really help get the youth to read them

After working ina kitchen i can tell you. Cussing is a necessity. I'm not going to say "put the salad in the bowl" im going to poit at the salad and say "plate that shit" Calling the fryer a motherfucker after it explodes is a reasonable crashout and beats throwing a cooking implement at it.

Cussing is not a sin, by the way. It’s so ridiculous that many Catholics are convinced it is. A word cannot be intrinsically evil. Your language will be evil depending on the context: intention, what or you’re referring to, to whom you’re speaking.

@JTAlexander aɪ faɪnd taɪpi:ŋ en ði: fəʊnetik a:lfa:bet solvs ði: ɪʃju:

My favorite aspect of AutoCorrect is how every single time I encounter a word I don’t know how to spell, but have pretty close, it has no idea what the hell to do and pretends as if there is not a single word in the English language one or two letters off from what I have typed.