Listen to Lara

Welcome to my page! 🖤🖤🖤 Just a few quick things: ▪︎ All my links are in my bio 😏🌶🔞 ▪︎ NO UNSOLICITED NUDES‼️ ▪︎ Aside from writing and narrating endless amounts of smut and filth, I'm really into LOTR, horror movies, SciFi and Fantasy movies/games/books, gaming (especially RPGs), World of Warcraft, my cat, cheese, more cheese, LOTR again, being indoors and cold, gloomy weather. ▪︎ I'm bisexual, British and buxom ▪︎ The only things I really dislike are spiders, hot weather, jaffa cakes and bigots All are welcome, make yourself at home and please, enjoy my nonsense 😘 Lara x-x-x

Some sources are saying a sequel (ew), some are saying it's 'missing chapters' not featured in the original movie trilogy. Can we get some cohesive reporting on this? Gotta figure out whether to be cautiously optimistic or horrified

@plugdontmiss 'Can we do it in your stretched out boxers' is now on my bucket list thanks

You gotta be this clingy

@IGN Dredge is SUCH a good little game.

The Lovecraftian horror fishing game Dredge+, the cozy and heartfelt puzzle game Unpacking+, and, for the preschool crowd, My Very Hungry Caterpillar+ are coming to Apple Arcade this April. bit.ly/4drvuM3

@PopBase you probably should, though

Usher tells Forbes that he has nothing negative to say about Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs.

working on my flexibility this year so I can finally do a split on that thing

@amalaekpunobi "The show is "wish-fulfillment" rather than realistic, incorporating modern music, diverse casting, and creative liberties not present in the early 1800s" Now let us have some hot lesbian action dammit

An interracial lesbian relationship set in early 1800s England💀

@OpieAlan 😘😘

@ListenToLara Seriously. Wow. 😊

It's the best day of the weeeeek. Well, no, that's a lie. But Tuesdays do feature tits. Soooo enjoy 😁

@kj_2468 @Variety Lol

@ListenToLara @Variety I literally had the same reaction......just why do this 😭😭

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

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@ListenToLara Good morning...

Happy Hump Day you glorious gathering of glute gazers. I got some steamy hams for you (note, this is different from Steamed Hams, a treasured Skinner family recipe)

@stupid_max For a lucky few 😏

@ListenToLara Breakfast?

@WarcraftMeme Still looks better than mine 🥲

I think I'm getting the hang of this decorating thing #warcraft  from Ghouliboo

I’m on the left. My bf is on the right. My wife is in the middle. Hope this helps.

@omegastoopreme @TolkienWorldG I already saw something similar to this which sais something different

@TolkienWorldG @listentolara

BREAKING🚨: PETER JACKSON announces NEW Lord of the Rings movie!!! Focusing on Chapters 3-8 of The Fellowship of the Ring!!

At long last, 1978's animated The Lord of the Rings movies are getting the collectibles they deserve. Check out our exclusive first look at these stylish figures: bit.ly/41umHkV

@heildrywall PAH

@ListenToLara Probably look like the frog at least 😝🤣

Call me if you're built like this

@whatonnetflix Aroused

Are you happy or disappointed that Netflix is covering Francesca and Michaela in season 5 of Bridgerton?

@PopBase I wish it wasn’t all so tainted with terf juice :(

First look at HBO’s ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot series. The first teaser will be released tomorrow.