Christopher Heil

@InfragilisTee Better than your uncle needing you for 2 minutes Saturday night

Fool me once…

@ListenToLara Probably look like the frog at least 😝🤣

Call me if you're built like this

@ListenToLara Imagine feeling this while hearing “my precious” in my best Golem voice

this, but less romantic pls

@ListenToLara It’s only polite to return the favor 😈😏

Or vice versa. What's your preference? 👀

Me: we are out of milk My son: well can you make some homemade?

@sp33_di3 @RachieRach429 You tip appropriately

What if the chiropractor pop my back and I cum

@Julssszz1 I’m currently in end stage horniness 😏😈

😂😂😂

@ListenToLara So one other person listened after my 69999th time 😉😈

One of my NSFW audios has over 70,000 listens 😵😵😵 Thank you so SO much to every single one of you who continues to support lil' old me 🖤🖤🖤

@Isa_11_AC 😝😉😈

At&T at 7:30am: your appointment today is between 12-4PM (expected) At 7:56am: your tech is on his way! (Did not see this) A few moments later: my doorbell rang 😩 No no no. 😂

@ListenToLara RIP to your inbox 🤣

hints, tips, ideas, appendages?

@ListenToLara I think you underestimate how many followers make daily contributions in your honor 😏😈😉

another day where I'm not the central binding force in an unusually virile reverse harem 🙄

@CemetaryBby Done and done

The legend Chuck Norris has died. Fellas grow out your chest hair and bush in memoriam (also for me)

@MapleMomEh What a dumb@$$ everyone knows Canada uses the metric system. How bout some of those meter pics?? 😏😉

I do not sell content, fuck off. Anyone who DMs or asks is getting blocked.

@ListenToLara I’m gonna need to hydrate, it’s gonna be a long hard weekend 😈🤤

Part 2 of the audio of my story I wrote is now live! I really hope you're enjoying this story/fantasy so far, it's been great fun to write and record something of my own even though it's a lot bloody harder and more labour intensive. Full version on p a t re 0n ;D <3

@ListenToLara Automatic 10/10 if I get to watch you shooing your cat out of the way because they sat right in front of the camera 🤣

anyone else find high production value p0rn absolutely repugnant or is it just me 😅

@sarameikasai032 You in the millennium falcon 😉😏

Me or the Millennium Falcon?

@Isa_11_AC Omg it’s so cold outside today 🥶

I hope you’re having a good day! It’s a bit chilly today all of the sudden 🥹

@sarameikasai022 Those gorgeous eyes and that cute smile get me every time

Look at my eyes challenge 👀 Did you fail?

@ListenToLara Just one advantage of a Glor¥hole 🤷🏻‍♂️

getting laid is great and all until you remember you have to spend time with another human being 😫