Queen Itchbay

Want a fast track to what i’m all about? Check out my highlights tab. When I remember, I post some of my better writings, comments and random photos of my life. 👉👉👉👉👉

Amazing that I was in the right place at the right time completely unintentionally. Historical moment from the backyard of one of my childhood homes. 🥰

@SteveLovesAmmo The best! 🥰🤣🤣🤣

I love people that can make fun of themselves 😂

Raising her right

@TheFigen_ I love how he carries his own leash.

A narcotics dog on duty at a train station plays during a short break. 🤗🤗 One of the most beautiful videos I've ever seen!

@BuzzPatterson Crew chiefs FTW! 🙌🏼 🥰

I love crew chiefs!

This guy gets pulled over for a pretty unique reason, he built a truck that looks like it’s driving backwards. It even looks like he’s driving, but the real driver is in the passenger seat. Strange but awesome.

@CNviolations Ok, but this is technically heresay.

Who's at fault?

Yes

I did a fancy table thing tonight and quite frankly I’m so dang proud of me and the ones who weren’t afraid to fill the seats. Leave your table half empty next event. Fill the gaps. Chairs may sit empty, but everyone needs a place to sit. Leave it open. You never know who will sit in the empty chair.

@PlanetOfMemes A classic

And that, Son, is how I met your mother.

@Hunter_Eagleman 👀

FFS… Liberals are ret@rded! 🤦🏼‍♂️

@SteveLovesAmmo Below 😏

If you’re from the United States reply below! 🇺🇸

This is probably the greatest prank I’ve ever seen in my life.

I once met someone whose big toe was the size of my pinky and I think about that often. 🤪🤣

Ladies; Never forget you can always walk away from any situation you find yourself in that you don’t want to be in anymore. Goodnight! 😘

@LibertyCappy Hoses are hilarious for this. She doesn’t even wanna go anywhere. Just don’t make her feel trapped.

She cracked the escape code! 🤣

@GetOnTap Everybody is somebody until they’re in the mountains. You prolly can’t hand here.

Foreigners do not know how to operate 18 wheelers on mountain roads. Prepare yourself accordingly.

@BuzzPatterson @DeanP11 Yup

ICE agents shown ripping families apart and shooting people.

The White Claws must be kicking in.

I could totally go for a porch nap right about now.