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Adam Brooks is absolutely correct. We need at least 2 police officers in each and every school in the uk to provide protection against potential attacks.

@FlyFifer10 My late mum Would call that Tinkers Tartan

From a time we had open coal fires:

Every comment below despises the wretched wee witch 😅😂

@heraldscotland Fuck off nicola ya wank

An emotional Nicola Sturgeon makes her final contribution in Holyrood. The former FM is stepping away after 27 years. "For the sake of the children who rely on us to look after them ... to those who will occupy these benches in a few weeks time, keep the promise."

@Fyfestar @NME I confused you with Sean Lock who was simply brilliant at his craft.

@ManCalledCzar @NME Beyond stand up he did radio, TV and film. I enjoyed Sean's Show which was on Channel 4. He was also on the original Nevermind the Buzzcocks when it started. m.imdb.com/name/nm0400923…

Comedian Sean Hughes’ £4million estate given to charity after decade-long will battle nme.com/news/tv/comedi…

@Douglas4Moray She’s only under instructions of wee Sturgeon.

Today I questioned the Lord Advocate again. She’s still unwilling to accept it was wrong to secretly brief John Swinney on the criminal case against Nicola Sturgeon's husband. It’s also frustrating she read out a pre-scripted answer, rather than respond to my actual question.

@PSOSGreaterGlas 😂

A dispersal zone will be introduced in the city centre from Fri, 20 March to tackle antisocial behaviour, giving officers powers to direct groups of two or more to leave the area if their behaviour is impacting on the safety and wellbeing of others. More: orlo.uk/2HdMv

@Douglas4Moray She only says what Nicola Sturgeon tells her to say.

@Jenny_1884 I’ll donate to a platform that focuses on Red Nose Day not starting at all.

I won’t be giving a single penny to Red Nose Day on Friday. Who else won’t be?

Pulling this bugger 130 metres up a muddy track. I’m getting too old for this shit 👀😅

@CharlotteCGill Is there an option to donate money to stop Red Nose Day happening? Asking on behalf of most of the UK.

Comic Relief provided £340,000 to "Bail for Immigration Detainees", a charity that provides “free legal advice, information and representation to thousands of people held in detention across the UK.” Discover more of its open-border grants here: charlottecgill.co.uk/p/comic-relief…

@AgentP22 He’s a Celtic fan so it goes hand in hand.

Looks like Paulo Nutini, not only loves Nicola Sturgeon, he loves the IRA too. thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16056130/…

4 🚛 and 21 cars currently trying to get on Arran from Cloanaig Kintyre. I’m 7th in the queue so I’m getting on. Some people will be here for 4+ hours waiting to get on ☹️

@TaylorMadeGolf Horrible design. Unnecessary shite.

What a wonderful sight. ⚫ Spider ZT Black 3 Line putters are now back in stock! Shop now: tmgolf.co/XZT3LineSight

@GBPolitcs This madness needs to end soon. EV’s are killing the economy and planet,

🚨NEW: Rolls-Royce has scrapped plans to go all-electric by 2030 as ‘drivers prefer V12 engines’

@RickyBobby1872 @STVNews Some nationalist lickspittle is getting a cut. A bloody scam

@ManCalledCzar @STVNews It's tragic really.

Scotland-France ferry moves step closer with £3m investment. news.stv.tv/east-central/s…

@PolitlcsUK Always does under Labour. They are enemies of the people

🚨 BREAKING: The UK unemployment rate has risen to 5.2%

@MrsAstronaut Ranald apartments self catering. Right next to the Lorne bar which does lovely food.

My sister is taking me to Oban as an early 60th birthday present hopefully at the start of June. We've never been. For anyone who has been to Oban, what hotels do you recommend?

@MrsAstronaut Defo the Clarendon. Top notch food, entertainment and convivial atmosphere