Shorty. gnawing through the wrist straps!

@mrmikeMTL I would have to install it first to uninstall

You are offered $2 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it?

@ImpactTrophies awful customer service. Item arrived damaged. Insulted my intelligence saying supposed to be looked at from the side despite photographs.Refused replacement, and would only refund taking 20% restock fee which is £25. Avoid. Awful service.

@gervaisclips Pity Life's Too Short isn't on that list... Underrated and absolutely bloody hilarious

@GeorgeCochrane1 The bloke on the left of the picture in front of the shop wondering if the shop is called ANAL

Hunter, Hillman Hunter... Reserved.

@bolderston_mark Always thought it to be one of the most beautiful Japanese cars ever.. This particular model too. ❤️

Toyota Celica GT Your Thoughts on this Please and Thanks Again for Your Support Appreciated

@stephmudryk @iamtomskinner Terrible about your MH. Where are the ice thugs in UK.. Genuine question

@iamtomskinner hi tom, me again. i’m experiencing real anxiety at the prospect of a reform government and thought you could help since you’re so experienced with MH. i’m worried about ICE style thugs on our streets and the NHS being privatised. could you explain why you support it?

Great to see some lovely men turning up this morning in the rain for our men supporting mens mental health walk. Thank you everyone and let’s enjoy the Sunday. Wishing you all a wonderful Sunday. Bosh❤️

@Number10cat @toniwriter ❤️

The names of the UK personnel who died in Afghanistan: George, Darren John Busuttil, Robert Gregory, John Kitulagoda, Jonathan Sherwood, Steven Cridge, Mark Craddock, Peter Edward Philippson, Jim Bartlett, Paul Patten, David Hashmi, Jabron Thorpe, Peter Jackson, Damien Raymond Eida, Alex Johnson, Ralph Nicholls, Ross Cutts, Andrew Barrie Reeves, Leigh Tansey, Sean Budd, Bryan James Hetherington, Jonathan Draiva, Anare Andrews, Gary Wayne Beattie, Stephen Bell, Gerard Martin Davies, Adrian Dicketts, Oliver Simon Johnson, Steven Knight, Benjamin James Langton, John Joseph Mitchelmore, Leigh Anthony Nicholas, Gareth Rodney Quilliam, Gary Paul Squires, Allan James Swarbrick, Steven Windall, Joseph David O'Donnell, Craig McCulloch, Luke Muirhead, Paul Wright, Mark William Wright, Gary Wigley, Jonathan Watson, Richard J. Dwyer, James Curry, Thomas Ford, Mathew Holland, Jonathan Summers, Scott Clark, Ross McLaughlin, Liam Reddy, Benjamin Smith, Michael Gray, Chris Davison, Simon Davey, George Russell Probyn, Daniel Bonner, Darren Gilyeat, Mike Sandford, Paul "Sandy" Downes, Neil "Tony" Wright, Thomas Dolan, Sean Wilkinson, Dave Hickey, Daryl Hawkins, Alex Atherton, David Keen, Barry Jones, Michael Rawson, Tony Hicks, David Foster, Robert Graham McClure, Aaron James Thrumble, John Bridge, Christopher Ford, Ben Wright, Damian Botha, Johan Brelsford, Craig Violino, Ivano Newman, Phillip Tunnicliffe, Brian Roberts, Alexis Alderton, Jake Mcdermid, John Sadler, Jack Johnson, Lee Gardiner, Darryl Lawrence, Damian Stephen Mulvihill, Damian Marsh, David Thornton, John Livingstone, Graham Keter Thompson, Gary Pearson, Robert Babakobau, Ratu Thompson, James Christopher Gostick, Dale Cuthbertson, Nathan Gamble, Daniel Murray, Charles David Bateman, James Doherty, Jeff Bryant, Sarah Larkin, Richard Reeve, Sean Robert Stout, Paul Whittaker, Joe Williams, Michael Shirley, Dan Johnson, James Barnes, Jason Stuart Rowe, Kenneth Michael Mathews, Jonathan William Cowton, Peter Joe Bland, Wayne Dempsey, Barry Cupples, Justin James O'Donnell, Gary Rawstron, Jason Lee Mason, Nicky Munday, James Rai, Yubraj Dunstan, Neil David McKibben, Robert Joseph Dura, Krishnabahadur Lucas, Alexander Evans, Tony Sparks, Georgie Birch, Marc Davies, Damian Fellows, Steven Manuel, John Henry Lewis, Aaron Nash, Stuart Deering, Robert Whatley, Benjamin Elms, Liam Reed, Chris Mackin, Travis Sawyer, Tom Herbert John Winter, Danny Robinson, Richard "Robbo" Nield, Daniel "Danny" Smith, Darren Kingscott, Stephen Gaden, Tom Gunn, Jamie Laski, Michael "Mick" Upton, Paul "Uppers" Harkett, Christopher John, Dean Stiff, Graeme Fasfous, Tobie Binnie, Sean Pun, Kumar Ross, Ben Sheldon, Adrian Evison, Mark Lawrence Mackie, Jason Suesue, Petero "Pat" Rossi, Jordan Richards, Robert Martin Hill, Kieron Bolger, Stephen Moffett, Nigel Thatcher, Cyrus McLaren, Robert Mervis, Paul Birchall, Sean Hammond, Joshua Thorneloe, Rupert Dennis, David Laws, Robert Elson, Dane Babington Browne, Ben Whiteside, Christopher Brackpool, John Hume, Daniel Aldridge, William Backhouse, James Horne, Jonathan Murphy, Joseph Scott, Lee Simpson, Daniel Toge, Aminiasi Etchells, Joseph Shepherd, Daniel King, Christopher Hopson, Craig Lawrence, Phillip Upton, Sean Lombardi, Anthony Mulligan, Kevin Hopkins, Dale Thomas Adams, Kyle Williams, Jason George Hale, Mark Wild, Daniel Hatton, Matthew Valentine, Simon Hunt, Richard Fullarton, James Annis, Simon Carter, Louis McAleese, Paul Young, Johnathon Bush, Shaun Houltram, Lee Andrew Millar, Stuart Elliott, Kevin Brandon, Richard James Elliott, Gavin Harrison, John Dunn Bridgeman, Jason McGrath, Stuart Hall, Brett Lockett, Michael Prosser, James Wojtak, Marcin Janes, Jamie Hill, James Oakland, James Mason, Thomas Schmid, Olaf Chant, Darren Telford, Matthew Major, James Boote, Steven Webster Smith, Nicholas Scott, Phillip Allen, Phillip Bassett, Samuel Fentiman, Andrew Marlton Thomas, Loren Loughran Dickson, Robert David Amer, John Paxton Drane, Adam Paul

@ChaosAgent_42 Perfect

This one wins the Internet.

@bolderston_mark Ugly When out.. Thing of beauty now ❤️

Renault 16 Your Thoughts Please and Thanks Again

@elonmusk @Ryanair 😂

@Ryanair Should I buy Ryan Air and put someone whose actual name is Ryan in charge?

perhaps you need Wi-Fi @elonmusk?

Watch the record-breaking, Golden Globe nominated Mortality on Netflix tonight. Let me know where in the world you’re watching it and I might come and play there on my next tour.

Only 'some'? Useless fuckers 😂

Oh, and Tik Tokers, please put my Dutch Barn posters and videos all over the fucking place too. You'll have to post it on X though for me to see it as I'm old. Also, get a job you little cunts 😂

@HaYoMiDe_ 13

How many can you see??

@otokyo__ GET CARTER, BLUES BROTHERS, STARWARS (a new hope) ITALIAN JOB..

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@prodnose I remember him on a kids Saturday morning TV show and he gave them a prize to give away in thier phone in..... The spoon he ate his Xmas pudding with... What a pretentious twat

Ooh I had a wicked tongue in those days.

@davidcoverdale My very first gig was 1980 ready and I tour at Birmingham odeon... I was 12 and in awe.... Enjoy your well deserved retirement 👌👌🤘🤘🤘

Firstly A 1,000 Thanks 4 Your Incredibly Generous Support & Heart Touching Words…Brought Tears 2 An Olde Snakes Eye…It Really Is Hard 2 Articulate How Much I’ve Truly Enjoyed Our Journey Together…I Could Not Have Done It Without Your Support… So THANK YOU, ALL !!! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Ten years after the November 13 attacks, all the BRI police officers involved in the Bataclan assault have still not been decorated. These men had entered a corridor only 6.30 m long and 1.10 m wide, facing two heavily armed terrorists holding eleven hostages. Under fire, protected by an 80 kg shield, they neutralized the jihadists and saved all the captives, without any lives lost. An act described as a miracle by several survivors, who recall that these police officers risked their lives to end the worst Islamist terrorist attack in French history. Even today, some have received no official recognition. Survivors are calling for all BRI officers to finally be rewarded in proportion to their heroism. (Translation of the tweet below)

@iamtomskinner You are a good man Tom. Ignore the sad keyboard warriors who are more sad about thier life and easy to target others who are successful and getting on in life. They hate others who are happy

Dunno why all the black cab drivers are having a go at me. All I’ve ever done is support them. And I don’t use Ubers. The voiceover on talksport is for TradeKart a delivery app for building materials. Got nothing to do with Uber cabs. I wouldn’t do it if it did. I’ve never worked with Uber. Never will work with Uber. And never ever supported Uber. I’ve only ever supported black cabs. Bosh❤️

@GeorgeCochrane1 ❤️

Oh my... trademe.co.nz/a/motors/cars/…