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@PolitlcsUK "Not being able to contact my friends" - pick up the phone and call them!! Or even text them. Fucking hell. Without smart phones growing I had some of the best connections just sitting on the phone for hours talking with mates. Jesus wept!

🚨 WATCH: School children react to the UK social media ban for under-16s live on BBC News

@DaveOCKOP @MartinCharquero I just am bamboozled by this guy. I was done with him at the end. He frustrated me. Loved the chaos he brought but his finishing was dog awful and was costing us. Happy for him to have gone. But now, I'd have him back in a heartbeat hoping his finishing has improved.

Uruguayuan reporter @MartinCharquero has claimed that Darwin Nunez is set to return to Liverpool. He reports that an official confirmation is being held back at the player’s own request so he can keep his focus on the World Cup with Uruguay.

@kangminlee Absolutely love the Japanese. So much respect!

Some cultures are better than others

@RareAxies I mean if anything was to kick off there, in what world can these 2 deal with that guy? Not a chance. The state of our visible police force is ridiculous.

The current state of diversity in Birmingham, England: Two asian police officers approach a black man and ask him what he's doing 🤔 He tells them to f*ck off... and they do 😂

Lewis!!! Get in there. Let's f***ing go!! 💪🏼🙌🏼🐐 #BarcelonaGP

Get in there Lewis!!! 🙌🏼💪🏼 #SpanishGP #F1

@esperitucapital @eishsaaan @RBR_Daily Yes because it is a bit of a democracy where teams vote on changes. Don't like the rules, don't enter the competition. If this is all by the book as written, then you can't really complain.

@MartinBeckio @eishsaaan @RBR_Daily some teams blocked any other regs so yes you can! 100% blame the ones responsible like audi and merc

🚨 It is understood Red Bull was taken aback by the FIA's ADUO engine rankings, having believed its power unit was still behind Mercedes based on its own analysis. The FIA has agreed to review its data from the opening five races of the season to double check its conclusions. The commitment to the review does not mean that its conclusion about Red Bull will change, but the FIA wants to be totally sure that its original findings are correct. [the-race.com/formula-1/red-…]

@CL16_inside So they've already checked it twice and yet agreed to check it again because RB moaned? Hmmm.

🔴 Chez Red Bull, la première place ADUO n'a évidemment pas été bien accueillie. La direction de l'écurie était surprise et déçue de se retrouver devant Mercedes. Red Bull a demandé à la FIA de réexaminer les résultats, ce qui a entraîné une nouvelle analyse par la Fédération. C'est pourquoi, contrairement aux attentes initiales, aucune déclaration officielle n'a été publiée immédiatement après le Grand Prix de Monaco. ➡️ La FIA s'est engagée à réexaminer l'intégralité du processus afin de garantir la plus grande exactitude des évaluations. Les ingénieurs de la FIA avaient déjà procédé à un second examen des données recueillies, mais pour dissiper tout doute soulevé par Red Bull Powertrains, ils ont décidé de poursuivre cet examen. Au sein de la Fédération, il est généralement admis que la décision finale ne sera pas modifiée, mais l'objectif est d'éviter toute controverse et de garantir une transparence maximale. ➡️ La nouvelle procédure a débuté lundi dernier et les résultats devraient être disponibles d'ici une dizaine de jours. Le verdict final est attendu pour la fin de la semaine prochaine et la FIA l'annoncera officiellement par voie de communiqué de presse. #F1

@UKFootyBible He's not English!

Thomas Tuchel refused to sing the National Anthem again…

@esperitucapital @eishsaaan @RBR_Daily Thems the rules though 🤷🏼‍♂️ If it is legit, then you can't complain as all teams signed up to the rules.

@MartinBeckio @eishsaaan @RBR_Daily the electric motors and battery harvesting etc is 50%… it’s ridiculous that mercedes now gets to upgrade their car just cause one component is strong in different aspects

@F1torobravo @RasmusJarlov Yep and that sport is 95% played with your hands 🤣 I love it don't get me wrong but it just doesn't make sense. Same as Rugby but at least Rugby is generally called Rugby rather than Football 🤣 I guess Handball is already taken 🤣

@RasmusJarlov We have our own sport we call football and we’ve called it that for over 150 years. It would be dumb and confusing to call another sport football as well. And what difference does it really make what we call it anyway? It’s the same sport whether its called soccer or football.

The World Cup starts tomorrow. I have only one wish: For God's sake dont call it soccer. The name of the world's most popular sport is football.

@eishsaaan @RBR_Daily That the sport is not ALL about the ICE, perhaps? I reckon there are games at play for sure but going by just the winners is NOT how you declare the ICE rankings.

@RBR_Daily every single race has been won by Mercedes whats not clear about that??

@tiff_tv WGAF about 1 driver crying they'll leave if the rules aren't changed? Yes he's a big name in the sport but making rules to please 1 driver is a joke. They come, they go then a new special driver arrives. Rinse and repeat.

So, after all the wheeling and dealing, Formula 50/50 will become Formula 58/42 inn2027 and then Formula 60/40 in 2028! But is that enough to keep Max happy …

@theMadridZone @elmundoes This is going to cause issues. Can see it now. Defenders purposefully positioning themselves to run into an attacker to insinuate a block. That's all football is these days - ways to cheat and simulate fouls. Players don't care to play football sportsmanlike anymore.

🚨 BREAKING: Players will NOT be allowed to create screens during corner kicks. It does NOT matter if the ball is in play or not. If there is a block and the play results in a goal, it will be DISALLOWED. @elmundoes

@MichelleDewbs People suck. But hey, if you can do it, barge through anyways. At least you'd have your ticket to prove you've paid for it should they question you 🤷🏼‍♂️

My morning so far…I feel the need to get this off my chest 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ At London Waterloo I tried to board my train as soon as the platform was announced, but my ticket wouldn’t scan. Showed the guy my ticket & asked him to pls let me through the barriers. He said ‘no, you need to use your ticket’. I showed him ticket & explained it wouldn’t scan. He shrugged & told me to ‘go & see that woman there’. Woman had a queue of people so I asked if she could let me through, she told me ‘no, you have to wait your turn’. I waited, but conscious I only had minutes left, in desperation, I tried to buy another ticket at the machine, but the contactless wasn’t working. I tried to get another via the app, but it wouldn’t work (presumably because now, it was so close to departure?). Anyway, I returned to the barrier exasperated. Please, I said to ‘the woman’, can you help me because I really need to board the train which is about to depart. ‘No. Wait your turn’ was again the response. I went to two other staff members at the gates & showed them my ticket and said ‘please, can you just let me through the barriers’. ‘No, she needs to say we can’ was the response. Anyway, you guessed it - I missed the train.😩🤬 As I said to all the staff members, if I had just turned up to the train & barged through the barriers, ticket-less, as so many seem to do these days, I would have been happily on the train and en route to the destination… Makes me wonder why we bother trying to do the right thing 🤷‍♀️ Argh! Anyway, I feel better now having got that off my chest! 😉

@ESPNFC It's just a trip FFS!

Argentina players did not like this challenge on Alexis Mac Allister 👀

@PolitlcsUK I recently flew to Belfast from London for a family death. EasyJet both ways no ID required AT ALL because we're in the UK. If it is easy to travel to Ire because of single movement EU, get into NI easily, what's stopping easy travel to England, Wales, Scotland with limited ID?

🚨 BREAKING: Police have shared more details about how they believe the Belfast attempted beheading suspect entered the UK - He travelled from Sudan to Paris and later flew from Paris to Dublin on an unknown date - He then travelled by bus from Dublin to Belfast on 10 February 2023 and claimed asylum on this day - He was then granted leave to remain in the UK on 28 September 2023

@Hartopodetodo @hiaphilo @Argenpoirot Yeah I'm sorry this is incorrect. In the UK, in no way are motorcycles "allowed" to drive on the wrong side of the road and it is not an unwritten norm to do so. It is illegal although that doesn't mean it stops them doing so but they are wrong to do so.

@hiaphilo @Argenpoirot Hay normas “no escritas” que se cumplen en cualquier sitio, en tu país, en China o en el mío. A ver si ahora las motos en ciudad van circulando como un coche…Las motos dan más dinamismo a la circulación justo porque tienen más movilidad.

Va en contramano y le toca bocina como si encima el otro tuviera la culpa. Hubiera sido un final feliz, no lo fue por como quedo el auto.

@anfieldforge Don't care. He caused havoc for defences and still scored his fair share despite so many misses. We need that chaos up top.

Just a reminder for anyone who wants Darwin Nunez back...

@LFCTransferRoom @gbsans @mundodeportivo Bring him back, bring him back!

🚨✅ 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢: According to @GBSans from @MundoDeportivo, after mutually terminating his contract with Al-Hilal - Darwin Núñez (26) is now an option being assessed by a number of clubs as he’s available on a FREE. Darwin wants to return to Liverpool, while Chelsea, Newcastle, and Barcelona are keeping an eye on him.