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@HPbasketball We’re so effing back

Final Title Track of the season. Denver SNEAKS IN. 29 of the last 30 NBA champions have hit two of these three marks: 40 wins before 20 losses 4.0+ SRS (point diff vs. SOS) 3-seed or higher History says one of these teams will win the title. (History is often wrong.)

Women now seem to have latched onto the word “Yap”. Certified yapper. We can yap all night long. There must be a bum show or podcast teaching them to speak Ike this.

It’s so clear Jokic is the most valuable basketball player in the world.

@JoelyAceves @llandoniffirg PARTICULARLY Grandmaster B!

@Melanon @llandoniffirg Including Grandmaster B 😁

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Boomer is absolutely unpredictable in the gym. I’ll see one doing calf raises right after the dip machine. Shoulder press then lat pull downs. 45 minutes of horsing around before the Masters.

I can’t explain why exactly, but I think this looks like JayZ.

@longdong696921 @DNVR_Nuggets He needs to play to qualify for the 65 game rule

@DNVR_Nuggets If everyone is sitting it makes no sense to play Joker. If he got hurt it would be a travesty

𝑵𝑬𝑾𝑺: Jamal Murray, Aaron Gordon, Christian Braun, Cam Johnson and Tim Hardaway Jr. are OUT tomorrow vs. Spurs Nikola Jokic is QUESTIONABLE and traveling to San Antonio. Peyton Watson and Spencer Jones remain OUT

The onslaught of mediocre rap continues. Today’s torture comes courtesy of a wigger from Montreal named B1 The Architect who’s finessed a few Craven beats. I wonder if he’s aware there’s already a B1 and a The Architect in existence.

MAX MUNCY DA GAWD #walkitoff

@KevinBeacham Ice T literally hops a plane with his man who jumped bail to New York to party in the Bronx on the last verse of six in the morning

ALSO: Ice-T & Afrika Islam's 1st work (the singles) pre-date both, Rhyme Pays LP is also '87. Also, 2 Live Crew, originally from LA and connected with Luke in Miami, and Bro Marquis is from New York. But Ice-T is critical because Rhyme Syndicate heavily continued that practice

@AndrewDBailey Penny Hardaway also deserves a mention

Which injury-plagued star was the biggest "what if?" in NBA history?

@AndrewDBailey Larry Johnson deserves a mention

Funniest MC’s in the game currently: 38 Spesh Bruiser Wolf 2 Dolla Will Suga Free, Slick Rick & Devin The Dude are first ballot HOF’ers at this point Roc Marc has his moments too

I’ve played nearly a dozen new rap album the last 72 hours. All have been mid. No one needs to ever hear any of this shit.

@16barsgame Probably Beat Street Breakdown or the raps on Cool It Now

The first hip-hop song you knew word for word. 🎧