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@papiracy 99% of people who pirate were never really going to afford the movies so how can you lose money you never had

Deep down safaricom would want the money in your mpesa to have an expiry date . Lakini mungu sio mfupi kama ndegwa.

We manually collect several data points around On-Ball actions, one of which is Tackle Resistance. This measures an attacker's ability to evade oncoming tackles and pressures that are initiated by the defender. A look at the highest-graded players so far this season 👇

Hey @netflix, I’m a Canadian Armed forces member currently deployed overseas and I can’t use MY OWN account because of your stupid “Anti Sharing” policies unless I change my deployed location to my “home”. meaning my family can’t use my account while their father is deployed.

@ArapTilingi Mithika Linturi alishikishwa handball engine ngumu kujitoa..then after being sacked,all of a sudden mchanga ilikuwa inauzwa kama mbolea disappeared

I guess, every holiday wish has to be him...

@masomount20 @FPL_Objectively @EBL2017 Agreed. I was expecting Osimnhen as your first signing.

@FPL_Objectively @EBL2017 You don’t get it man Everyone rate barco but he is not the profile we need now.

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@KylieMooresvil September

When is merino coming back?

Ndindi nyoro was among the 184 mps who voted for the increase of VAT to 16% during the 2023 finance bill Apunguze ufala btw

The crazy thing is that we have very few players who actually want to step up and change the fortunes of this club. Viktor Gyokeres Saliba Gabriel (def) Timber Raya Saka Rice I feel like with the rest, they are too comfortable in their contracts. If all these guys don’t play, we struggle.

@PoliceKE Pole sana admin najua pia umechoka.

This Easter, we reflect on sacrifice, hope and renewal. To our officers, your courage and service keep the nation safe. Stay steadfast. Stay committed. Happy Easter.

For how long will the National Police Service keep forcing this guy down our throats by plastering him on every official page and announcement? Don’t we have an IG, other senior officers, or is NPS now a personal branding platform?

Joe Sang, the embattled former KPC MD, was dismissed during Uhuru Kenyatta’s administration, following his involvement in a scandal surrounding the Ksh 1.9 billion Kisumu oil jetty project. When Ruto came into office, the charges against Sang were dropped by the ODPP, Dr. Macharia Irungu’s tenure at KPC was cut short under unclear circumstances, and Sang was reinstated to the position. Why did Ruto return to office someone who had stolen from Kenyans? What was the motive? Could he have been a beneficiary of this loot? And now, he has had the same Sang fired and arrested over a Ksh 4 billion fuel importation scandal… Could Sang have become clever and started cutting off the boss from these deals? Or is this just a cover up?

Awuorooooooo

@AFC__Xtra That's the moment I knew we would lose the game 😂.

Burying chances like this used to be food for Martin Ødegaard 💔

LSK president Kanjama speaks on abuse of police power following arrest of Yala-based blogger Vincent Odhiambo

In Kilifi County, about one-third of the ambulance fleet is reportedly grounded due to poor maintenance and lack of repair planning. Residents say critical patients face delays or resort to private transport as ambulances remain unavailable at local health facilities.

How are Ødegaard and Dowman getting more stick for a clear Ben White mistake. Agenda driven nonsense.

The reassurance by H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO that he will slay and chop off the heads of the fuel cartel is very important. But let me pose a simple question to our President: the four government officials involved in the scam have spent the better part of Easter holiday as guests of the state in various police stations. Mr. President when will you and your government go after the DIRECTORS AND THE COMPANIES INVOLVED IN THIS FRAUD? WHY AREN'T WE SEEING ANY STEPS TAKEN AGAINST THE PRIVATE SECTOR PLAYERS IN THIS SCAM? Are we taking any steps to get a refund of the money already paid to one of the companies?

@afcmuktar Obviously because he's 16. I don't even think we've had a player that young play for us.

Max Downman still has a lot to learn Why didn't he track back here, couldn't easily prevented that first goal

Opiyo Wandayi is insulting Kenyans. A whole fuel sector scandal explodes under his watch, top officials resign after arrests, preliminary findings point to falsified fuel stock data, an overpriced and allegedly substandard emergency cargo is exposed, and his biggest contribution is to warn the public about “disinformation.” This man has completely recast himself as referee, commentator and lead investigator in a mess sitting right inside his own docket. He talks like a bystander protecting “independent agencies,” yet he is the Cabinet Secretary in charge of the ministry at the centre of the scandal. That is why he has such a hard time convincing Kenyans. Whenever pressure rises, Wandayi runs to the microphone with the usual script...be patient, do not politicize, beware of disinformation, allow investigations. It is the oldest government trick in the book.... when the facts are ugly, attack the noise around the facts. But the facts are already bad enough on their own. Senior officials have resigned and arrests have happened. The government’s own side says stock levels may have been manipulated to create a false shortage and justify an irregular emergency shipment outside the G-to-G framework. So Kenyans are right to ask who exactly is spreading disinformation here? The public asking questions, or the system that let a fake crisis grow inside the petroleum chain and is now lecturing everyone else about calmness and confidence? Wandayi should spare Kenyans the sanctimony. He is not some clean outsider flown in to audit the wreckage! He is the Energy CS. If almost everybody around the scandal is falling, then the man at the top of the docket cannot keep behaving like the host of a press briefing about other people’s sins. At some point, the public stops hearing authority and starts hearing panic.