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Michael

@MkHmmr

Bearded. Old. Likely smells of cigar smoke. Will go the extra mile for my friends, but will probably make fun of you for it.

Florida انضم Ocak 2013
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@sandibachom You are way too worried about what Europeans think of us. This is America. Many of them would hate us no matter what we did or how much you slobbered over them. Fortunately, there are plenty of good ones who love us for our culture and being good allies.
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Sandi Bachom 📹
Sandi Bachom 📹@sandibachom·
🚨🚨🚨We are the laughing stock of the world! When the Belgium won yesterday, they did the Trump YMCA Dance A couple of days earlier, Norway chanted “Donald Trump is a sex offender” in Times Square. They do it all the time apparently. I said to one of them after. “The whole world knows. The whole world knows” he replied
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Was he undocumented? Did he comply with federal agent's orders? Did he use a vehicle to try to evade federal agents by first colliding with an agency vehicle and then attempting to drive through a federal agent? Because my sympathy drops with each answer.
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Abbie Kamin
Abbie Kamin@AbbieKamin·
This headline *should* read: Houstonian, father of three who has lived and worked here for over three decades was shot and killed by ICE. The dehumanization of our immigrant community must stop.
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@OJoelsen Why is that ironic? And are you certain you're using that word correctly?
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Orla Joelsen@OJoelsen·
Imagine Spain wins the World Cup. Trump would then have to hand the trophy to the very country he just ordered the U.S. to stop trading with. You couldn’t write a more ironic ending.
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Angela Belcamino@AngelaBelcamino·
Do you believe NATO would come to America’s defense if the U.S. were attacked?
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@TadhgHickey Aw, you're speaking from experience, aren't you, Tiny?
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@Gryffix Actually, you seem to be the one not able to take the heat - hence the constant whining. Doesn't it get tiring being so...small?
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Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
The American people did that. America, the host, denied African fans and referees entry, refused Iran on its soil and rang up Infantino for a favour. Your commentators went viral weekly for disrespectful and arrogant comments. If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.
Joe McBride@McBrideLawNYC

The anti-American hatred from Europe after Team USA’s loss is sad. We welcomed you into our country. We bought your drinks. We sang your songs with passion. We did it because we love you. We still do, because we know you’re better than this. God Bless America.

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Michael@MkHmmr·
The English called it soccer first, and it is soccer here. Respect our culture when we're hosting your arrogant ass. Everything that happened was within the rules, as confirmed by FIFA. We do need to play better if we want to compete in soccer, which just isn't a high priority when you have as many better professional sports as we do.
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@MaMoMVPY You whine a lot. Like a lot a lot. Doesn't it get tiring being...this?
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Lars Christensen
Lars Christensen@MaMoMVPY·
Within the last couple of hours the US president once again has threatened the sovereignty of Denmark and Greenland. And what do you do? Americans just do NOTHING..."but we where nice when some Scottish guys where here. You should be grateful."
Joe McBride@McBrideLawNYC

The anti-American hatred from Europe after Team USA’s loss is sad. We welcomed you into our country. We bought your drinks. We sang your songs with passion. We did it because we love you. We still do, because we know you’re better than this. God Bless America.

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@MosiniElisa lol, dishonored soccer. Too funny. You don't respect your own soccer governing body or the rulebook. You feel the need to lash out, we get it, and we're used to that attitude from insecure europeans. Par for the course.
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Elisa Mosini 🇪🇺🇮🇹
Americans still don't get it. This isn't about winning or losing, it's about the integrity of the game. Belgians, like Europeans in general, genuinely love and respect football. You've tainted the sport with cheating and political interference. You've dishonored football.
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente

As a proud American let me be the first to congratulate Belgium. You guys were the far superior team. Granted I can’t tell if you guys are any good cause we are so pathetic but you beat us fair and square. Now in hindsight doesn’t all the bellyaching about Balogun playing seem silly?

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@NickAUSGRIT I love how these guys are so insecure that they're still lashing out. It's not so much that we're overly arrogant or insufferable, it's that your jealousy puts us up on a phycological pedestal too high for you to reach. Also, we clearly understand the rules better than you.
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Nick🇦🇺🇬🇷🇮🇹🇺🇦🇵🇸
Why the whole world hates team USA? 1. Their supporters are insufferable 2. The team is arrogant, a US trait 3. Their supporters have NO IDEA of the rules of FOOTBALL 4. Their paedophile president is a BULLY who shook down corrupt bitch Infantino 5. A clear red card was reversed
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@BernieSanders If only someone, anyone, had predicted this embarrassment. Oh, wait...
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Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders·
I have spoken with Graham Platner about the best path forward for Maine. In light of these very serious allegations, I have recommended that he step aside.
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@itskaeleerene Back porch swing seems smooth. Someone is putting in the proper maintenance.
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Kaelee Skye@itskaeleerene·
Rate my swing 1-10
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The sad part is, much of Europe ISN'T better than this. That said, the good ones are really good, and they're as disgusted by their neighbors as we are indifferent. Also, the Japanese are always awesome. Even before the WC, I've had the pleasure to interact Japanese tourists in Florida. Those are consistently great people. Such step up from the usual Canadians.
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Joe McBride
Joe McBride@McBrideLawNYC·
The anti-American hatred from Europe after Team USA’s loss is sad. We welcomed you into our country. We bought your drinks. We sang your songs with passion. We did it because we love you. We still do, because we know you’re better than this. God Bless America.
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ApexSeeker@ApexSeeker_·
🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for Americans. Even without anime… Would you still want to visit Japan? 🇯🇵 👍 Yes 👎 No Be honest.
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@hubyszn Kids play it, then move on to more popular sports or other careers outside of sports. Soccer isn't getting our top tier homegrown athletes, for the most part. It's just not a thing here.
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Evan
Evan@hubyszn·
The USA is embarrassingly bad at soccer considering how massive of a country they are. Like how do you have that many people and yet are still straight buns at the most popular sport in the world. Brutal look
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@PunishedRWR I promised the Norwegians. There's a lot of them, so I can't let them down. Til Valhall! or something like that.
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RWR 🥂 🇬🇧 🇸🇪
Americans, Who are you going to root for in the World Cup now that the USA is out??
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@ASvanevik Not a soccer fan, but I'll get behind this anyway. Til Valhall!
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Alex Svanevik 🐧
Alex Svanevik 🐧@ASvanevik·
Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway. Why? 1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus. 2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway. 3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together. 4:
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Michael
Michael@MkHmmr·
@HistoryGame_V @JoueursBE Okay, Twinkles, that’s enough fanboying for one night. You really need to get the drooling under control. Saint Bernards have less saliva. And better breath. Do they really not have tooth brushes over there?
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Joueurs Belges 🇧🇪
Depuis hier on a énormément d'Américains sous nos tweets et voilà ce que j'ai pu constater en 24 heures : - Certains nous traitent de peureux parce qu'apparemment on aurait peur d'affronter leur équipe au complet (la folie), alors qu'on veut juste que les règles relatives aux suspensions et aux cartons rouges soient appliquées équitablement à tout le monde. - D'autres nous voient comme une espèce de sous-français parce qu'on parle français et qu'on n'a pas notre propre langue, alors qu'eux-mêmes parlent anglais (?), une langue qui, il me semble, vient d'Angleterre. On n'a pas le droit de perdre contre eux la team, vraiment pas.
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@Fx3313 @JoueursBE Shh, chucklebunny, if your opinion doesn’t matter in your own country, why would you think it’d matter here?
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