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Gryffix 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
@Gryffix
Mayor of It-is-what-it-is City 🧘🏽♀️ Historian 📜 Leftist 🍷 Mayonnaise sommelier and hagelslag connoisseur 🦄 Слава Украї ✊🏼🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱🇹🇼

As someone who very pro actively asked men out and looks alright, no. Lmao.



I don't think girls realize that they literally have a 100% success rate if they shoot their shot first

It's that time of year again

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

this may offend my European moots… but I’m here rn and this is just not on the same level of heat wave that I experience every summer in the US I’m sorry 😅 like don’t get me wrong it IS very hot here but it’s not like melting dying heat?


🌭 Top 16 types of European street food 1. 🇩🇪 Döner Kebab — Germany 2. 🇧🇪 Belgian Fries — Belgium 3. 🇩🇪 Currywurst — Germany 4. 🇪🇸 Churros — Spain 5. 🇬🇧 Cornish Pasty — United Kingdom 6. 🇳🇱 Bubble Waffle — Netherlands 7. 🇩🇰 Danish Hot Dog — Denmark 8. 🇮🇹 Panino — Italy 9. 🇭🇺 Lángos — Hungary 10. 🇵🇱 Kielbasa — Poland 11. 🇵🇹 Sardine Sandwich — Portugal 12. 🇨🇿 Koláč — Czech Republic 13. 🇬🇷 Gyros — Greece 14. 🇷🇸 Pljeskavica — Serbia 15. 🇨🇭 Raclette — Switzerland 16. 🇦🇹 Wafel — Austria


I love reading r/Germany on reddit cause it's just full of "all the job ads want C2 level German for back office coding work" which is an admittedly insane requirement for those positions and pretty obviously just there to keep most (EU and otherwise) foreigners out



British food lowkey insanely good

The weirdest thing about the “europoor no AC” discourse is that there is AC everywhere in Southern and Eastern Europe so this is obviously not a financial issue. It is an ideological issue in Northwestern Europe, which is admittedly even funnier.


Got all of this for only $137 🙂

why is it boiling hot in belgium?? my body can’t take this heat wtf





