BMK

In Uganda he would be rich af.

@CFCJnR His agent demanded a lot more money than clubs could accept for unproven teenager. Even Palace, Bournemouth etc. When Yan realized his visa was expiring, & he was due to return to Africa, he parted ways with his agent & he personally called Leganes & asked to sign for them.

How did Yan Diomande fail a trial at Chelsea when our wingers were Mudryk and Madueke? Why is it always our club that end up fumbling elite level players, why always fucking us man?

Utanishana aje na Doku. Gachau hangemake!😂

@KobeMarcus @RealBatmane @TheBlueDodger Shiiiih!!!

Cole looks like he's having fun on holiday! 🌞🥶 #CFC

@evenmaina @Branicemercy 😂😂

????????????????????

@VancouverRacoon @mbiti_mwondi Nimeona🤣

@MrBlue254 @mbiti_mwondi Ame delete….

@VancouverRacoon @mbiti_mwondi Weka screenshot adelete ya leo🤣

@mbiti_mwondi You shared this same shit a few months ago. I am now questioning the people who believe anything that comes out of your mouth. Are you a bot?

@oku_yungx Before I turned 18 I had never had sex so that’s 18 full years

The longest you have stayed without sex?

@ChelseaFC @Meltus25 2026???

Hosting the Bees to finalise 2026/27. 🐝

State House budget under President William Ruto has now gone up by over 320% since he took over in September 2022. The budget has increased from Sh4.4 billion in 2022/23 to the current Sh18.5 billion in 2025/26.

Did you know that the first 3 letters from Sweden and Denmark combined together will give you Sweden 🔥🔥 And interestingly the remaining letters put together will give you Denmark 🔥

@Savo_ke Tutajuaje hii screenshot ni yako

Kesho haifiki aki 🥲😂😂

@FabrizioRomano @Bobbysnipper21 This woulda been funnier had it been from Arsenal to Real Madrid. Bruh, such banters don’t mean shit to Chelsea. We’ve won all the trophies available.

🚨🏆 Marc Cucurella: “I want to win the Champions League at Real Madrid. They have the most UCLs, I want to be part of it”.

@FabrizioRomano Quick recovery to the father of the king🙏🏾❤️

🚨 OFFICIAL: Messi family statement. ❗️ "The Messi family informs that Jorge Messi is currently going through a health situation. "At this time, he is under medical supervision, recovering and progressing favorably within the condition he is experiencing. "In light of the reports, rumors, and speculation that have circulated in recent hours, the family wishes to express its deep concern regarding the lack of sensitivity, respect, and discretion with which some individuals have treated a strictly private family matter. "The family would also like to clarify that only Jorge’s immediate family has real and accurate information regarding his condition. Therefore, any version, statement, or information that does not come directly from the family and its official channels should not be considered valid or truthful. "At times like these, we ask for responsibility, prudence, and humanity. A person’s health and the peace of mind of their loved ones should not be the subject of speculation or irresponsible media attention. "We sincerely appreciate the expressions of affection, respect, and concern we have received, and we ask that Jorge’s privacy, confidentiality, and personal space—as well as that of his entire family—be respected throughout this process. "Any relevant updates will be communicated in due course by the family and through the appropriate channels. "Thank you for your understanding."

@England @DianaMaina18 They’re all playing with Arsenal mentality

Goal. Croatia level.

@Cristiano @BLUES_FoReVeR_ @selecaoportugal We gonna force you to win this world cup, whether you like or not. This is football to win.

Não era o arranque que queríamos, mas isto está longe de ter acabado. Cabeça levantada e foco no próximo jogo.

@EvanoMemba How can the Kenyan courts allow this to happen?

@FabrizioRomano Ladies and gentlemen, 🫱the SNAKE

🚨🐍 Joshua Kimmich: “We saw a snake yesterday, we were told it was venomous”. “If you get bitten, you have to go to the hospital. I don't think you'll die, but it's certainly dangerous. I have the feeling that if you step on a snake like that, it can end badly”.

@premierleague When will Chelsea realize that bigger stadium means bigger revenue, hence easier to pay top players, hence the pull. Look at Tottenham and Utd how easy they pull top players despite finishing 17th.

Next season's stages 🏟️🤩