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@TEEPHTREND @epcogal So he was the only child but the DNA is of twin brother?

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result. Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child. After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

@premierleague PLEASE WE WANT VAR AUDIO ON THE ARSENAL GOAL AGAINST MAN UNITED! PLEASE!!!

Chief Refereeing Officer Howard Webb explains why West Ham's goal against Arsenal was ruled out for a foul on David Raya.

@ThaEuropeanLad “I don’t like Trossard not facing the ball”, so why not penalize that first?

🚨🤯𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗗 VAR audio for West Ham’s disallowed goal against Arsenal has been released…

@premierleague Why was he happy Trossard’s foul wasn’t ‘impactful’? That’d only come from an Arsenal fan

@Timmysofine @_stilldaniel Olivieira

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

@CFCPys @guardian_sport You thought him not wanting to continue Bournemouth even with possible Champions League meant nothing?

🚨 JUST IN: Chelsea have also MET with Iraola. Something that has been acknowledged by the recruitment department is the need for the team to become more physical. That heightens the appeal of Iraola. There is a sense he is capable of scaling up to a bigger job. (@guardian_sport)

@tier_1st AI is everywhere man… that’s AI generated

When was this 😒. Who was Chelsea facing

@desxweezy @Cleverlydey4u Leave that for simps. Man does what he wants anytime & he doesn’t need to notify his woman. Man is the prize anyway.

@Cleverlydey4u I think he should have signaled to the lady he’s with that he wants to sign some autographs and not just remove himself and step away. I mean that switch was kinda disrespectful not like the lady will ask him to not sign them. Just my opinion.

This is class from Nuno Mendes ❤️🙌🏾

@dylan_al99 He actually played a big role in signing Kompany, D Silva, Aguero, Salah, Mane & Firmino etc. I, however, don’t think our owners will lower their ego. They hate us, the fans.

This is why you get Fallows to do a job which the other SDs are incapable of doing. Look at this CV, he knows exactly what he needs to do to make a club successful.

@Tunnykvng Same here

No Chelsea fan genuinely believes the Alonso news, we’ve been here too many times. Until I see contract signed, I’m not moved.

@CFC_OBED @son_of_a_fulani @__Steeze1 Remember when he took over at Leverkusen, they were 17th, the next season he won them the league unbeaten.

@son_of_a_fulani @__Steeze1 So based on one time experience?

Why is Xabi Alonso highly rated among fans ? Is it the name he got while playing football or the coaching that has made people fall in love with him ?

@MjengoKE Drunk drivers hupita na bumps. Huyu sijui

Wueeh 🫪

@existantmcfc @biehnbane @ErlingHaaland He didn’t have to go down for the ref to get that as a straight red card though. Clearly violent conduct. Or it isn’t until a player is down?

Reminder that Arsenal are still the only team in the league yet to: - Concede a penalty - Have a red card @ErlingHaaland you should’ve gone down; after all, bitching’s the only way to get a player sent off.

This will go down in history as the season West Ham were unfairly relegated by PGMOL as a sacrifice for Arsenal winning the title, in the name of “Put a new name on the PL title every 6 yrs”!

🚨🎙️| Joe Hart on West Ham’s disallowed equalizer vs Arsenal, accuses VAR of saving Arsenal’s title hopes: 🗣️“Listen, I don’t care what anyone says, that goal should’ve stood. VAR has absolutely ruined moments like that. West Ham fought for that equalizer and somehow they’ve found a way to disallow it for the softest little touch you’ll ever see. If that’s Arsenal scoring at the Emirates, nobody even checks it for more than five seconds. And this is what frustrates fans, Arsenal have lived off those scrappy, aggressive goals all season. Blocking keepers, crowding the six-yard box, little nudges here and there… suddenly when it happens against them, it’s ‘clear and obvious.’ Give me a break. I was a goalkeeper, I know when a keeper’s genuinely impeded and when he’s looking for help. There’s no way you can tell me that was enough contact for the goal to be overturned. The game’s gone soft. West Ham have been robbed, simple as that. You wonder why fans think certain clubs get favourable decisions because moments like this keep happening. Arsenal are in a title race and somehow every 50/50 call seems to land their way. That equalizer changes the whole atmosphere of the game and VAR bottled it. Absolutely bottled it.”

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

Who remembers this when Trossard pushes Sanchez? Goal was given. Just unbelievable

The only thing clear and obvious is that VAR has killed football.

OKAY ✅ NOT OKAY ⛔️

@markgoldbridge This was given a goal lmao