All of China

@thiseffingm Olives are a symbol of oppression.

@SplashDamage1 18 Int with a 6 Wis

:D

@shari1412550 @alt_w_v_g "You didn't fall for my dishonesty, so I'm taking my ball and going home to cry to mommy about it." -A Trust-Me-Bro Want a moron to block you? Call them out on their delusional bullshit. Works every time.

@shari1412550 @alt_w_v_g Yaaaaaaaaay! More deceptive grouping of horror stories that completely ignores that the vast majority of medical experiences are completely fine. Any other cheap tactics you'd care to use to push your anti-doctor psychosis?

Went to the doctor the other week My wife made the appointment She said I "look tired" I said I am tired She said "not normal tired. Weird tired." I don't know what that means but I went anyway Nice office Fish tank in the lobby Third one this year Signed in at 1:48pm My appointment was at 2:00pm 12 minutes early Because I was raised to believe that matters The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind" I said "how far behind" She said "about 45 minutes" I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment" She said "we appreciate your patience" I said "I haven't shown any yet" My wife grabbed my arm There was a sign behind the desk "Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee" The doctor was 45 minutes late Nobody offered me $75 We sat down CNN was playing on mute with subtitles Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans Cost the city $4 million I looked at my wife She said "don't start" Seven magazines on the table All from 2019 I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved Very informative My wife was on her phone She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated" I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD" She went back to her phone At 2:54pm they called my name A nurse walked me to a room Took my blood pressure Took my temperature Typed for three minutes Then said "the doctor will be right in" I sat on the paper The paper ripped immediately I looked at the wall There was a diagram of a colon Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday 3:19pm The doctor walked in 1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment He was looking at his phone Shook my hand without making eye contact Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds While I sat there watching him learn who I was He said "so what brings you in today" I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired" He said "what does that mean" I said "I was hoping you'd tell me" He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done" I said "2019 maybe" He said "we should run a full panel" I said "fine" He asked if I was sleeping well I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside" He said "are you drinking enough water" I said "probably not" He said "that might be it" I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water" He said "dehydration is more common than people think" I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water" He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back" I said "when will that be" He said "3 to 5 business days" I said "business days" He said "yes" I said "my blood has business days" He didn't respond Then he said "any other concerns" I said "several. But none you can bill for." He shook my hand again Still no eye contact Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present I've fired people for better numbers than that My wife was in the waiting room She asked how it went I said "I need to drink water" She said "I told you that last week" I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800" She didn't laugh In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine" I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it." She didn't disagree The bloodwork came back four business days later Everything was normal The doctor's office sent a message through their portal It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months." Follow up in 12 months To be told to drink water again $1,800 1 hour and 37 minutes 6 minutes of face time One ripped piece of paper And the same advice my wife gave me for free Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@Phenix806 @dustoff_1sg 1: Calling someone gay is only an insult to insecure man-babies. 2: I'm not in Latin America, and I'm not gay. Why should I give a shit what they call gay people? 3: This is a non-argument. Get some intellectual bravery and maybe engage with the content, not the creator, child.

@Needed2ReadPost @dustoff_1sg No, actually a duck in Latin America is a fruity boy but you do you, Pato

You really don’t know Jesus. Jesus would call you out as a heretic.

@MyNameIsRickyM "I speak for Montana and Wyoming!" Bitch, I speak for the trees. And they say your state sucks ass.

Everyone is 12

@TexasLulu @sotacita I had a cat that used to hang its ass off the side of the litter box and shit in the floor

@sotacita Can confirm this...

@Phenix806 @dustoff_1sg A duck, in Latin America, is still a duck. Geography doesn't magically change animals into other animals. Any other dumb shit you wish to share? Are you done simping for child murderers?

@Needed2ReadPost @dustoff_1sg Do you know what a duck is in Latin America? Do you walk like a duck? 🥴

@wolfetone91201 @dustoff_1sg Who's a good, little edge lord? You are! Must suck having cringe as your only personality trait. The US's own assessment is that the US bombed that school, jackass. Any other cowardly shit you want to say from the safety of your mom's basement?

@Needed2ReadPost @dustoff_1sg Damn I didn't realize Iran done all that... I mean I knew that they had blew up that school....

@Needed2ReadPost How would you feel about loot unboxing vids?

Banditry, highway robbery, things of that nature

@Scoobydouchebag I plan on selling my bath water and recording myself gaming with my feet for a subscription service. There's billions of people on this planet. Statistically, there's an audience for this exact thing being ignored.

@Nguyen_anime3 This is the most bootlicker thing to do, beyond even licking boots.

Who would have guessed that they love a draft dodger who increased gas and grocery prices, started a war in the Middle East and has American citizens shot in the streets…

@lonelocust1987 @Strangeland_Elf In pdf format, or maybe a spreadsheet. Definitely not DOCX.

@Strangeland_Elf How does one... save, the creator of all things

Saving… God?

@TexasLulu @R_Mo210 @PanchoVanilla @trwill1957 Me, trying to follow the example Jesus set.

@R_Mo210 @PanchoVanilla @trwill1957 had to be fun watching your trailered car pass your tow vehicle.

@chalkystring @WhiteHouse @SecWar Naw, we fight the good wars, when we call them wars. When it's just evil shit, we call it stuff like "special operation", "peacekeeping mission", or "policing action." This nation is so fucked.

@WhiteHouse @SecWar Americans are the bad guys in this war.

"This media here—not all of it, but much of it—wants you to think, just 19 days into this conflict, that we are somehow spinning toward an endless abyss, or a 'forever war'... NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH." - @SecWar 🇺🇸

And I'm back, baby! Aaaaaaand she's asleep. I guess it's time to watch a little tv. Big Bang Theory is actually funny when you're under the influence of powerful sedatives.

Took a new pill to head off a migraine, so I could hopefully have marital relations with my wife this evening. Turns out the new pill is a barbiturate and I'm struggling to type this.

@WHarpine @AnthonyG0528 That, and the Democrats can't stop infighting to accomplish big things, half the damned time. That's what happens when one party has to represent 3/4 of the political spectrum. If Republicans weren't so homogenous, they would have disappeared long ago.

@AnthonyG0528 No. We are better people than the MAGA. Not that this is a high standard.

How stupid are the Republicans? As soon as the Democrats take power, they will eliminate the filibuster, pack the Supreme Court and pass their own voting laws allowing all illegals to vote with no ID. They well ensure Democrat rule forever.

@realmaddox This is true. I never would have been able to swallow a whole mouthful of antidepressants at once, if I hadn't swallowed all of my emotions for 40 years.

Dealing with emotions is stupid as hell and weak. SUPPRESS THEM! If you crush your emotions and pretend they don't exist, you will be able to crush your enemies too. Emotions you don't deal with go away over time. This will strengthen your relationships—both personal & romantic.

@WHarpine @SenMikeLee "You pay tax when you buy toilet paper. Why shouldn't you pay a tax to vote?" "You have to read to take a driving test. Why shouldn't we have literacy tests for voting?"

@SenMikeLee We already have ID in one form or another. The SAVE Act is evil. brennancenter.org/our-work/analy…

Getting a job. Driving a car. Catching a flight. Opening a bank account. Attending the Democratic National Convention. Americans need ID for all of these things. Why not for voting in federal elections?