Nick Smith-May

Excuse me for a moment while I slip into something more Freudian.

A UK radio station has apologized to Britain's King Charles III and its listeners after accidentally and incorrectly announcing the death of the monarch. cnn.it/4urevyZ

@DFine2002 @drewharwell Meet the White House Plumbers: spyscape.com/article/waterg…

@DFine2002 @drewharwell Guess who also employed plumbers.

The longer you look at this, the worse it gets

@qikipedia They could have tried broccoli flavored bubblegum first.

In 2014, a McDonalds CEO said the company had unsuccessfully tried to develop bubblegum flavoured broccoli so that children would eat more vegetables.

@WSJ Appointing a nicotine pouch as Surgeon General was taking it a bit far.

Nicotine pouches have gained popularity across the Trump administration, with even key health officials including RFK Jr. indulging. on.wsj.com/4uh71hL

@thedailybeast Guess who else had a ballroom which really was an underground bunker. x.com/NickSmithMay/s…

The 79-year-old president made the startling revelation as he took reporters on a tour of the ballroom construction site. thedailybeast.com/trump-reveals-…

@adrianflynn @JohnSimpsonNews Yes, but this one was a chap who stood up against Quisling.

@NickSmithMay @JohnSimpsonNews Like so many - a Dane who was really a German - like the Greek chap who married a certain UK princess we may recall.

At BBC Broadcasting House today I recalled the story (apocryphal?) of Norway’s King Haakon arriving for an interview in 1940, when Europe had fallen to the Nazis.Receptionist (hand over phone mouthpiece): ‘Sorry, dear — where did you say you were king of?’ share.google/images/hXo4Ll9…

@AP x.com/nicksmithmay/s…

BREAKING: President Trump says he's called off an Iran strike planned for Tuesday at the request of Gulf allies to allow for "serious negotiations." apnews.com/article/trump-…

@krassenstein x.com/nicksmithmay/s…

TACO Tuesday came a day early I guess. Is anyone else sick and tired of this chirade?

@David_Rewhorn @BBCBreaking It’s Taco night. Again.

President Donald Trump says he has cancelled a US attack on Iran planned for Tuesday, at the request of Gulf allies bbc.in/49TCpe0

@jessmargera @TimHannan “Will you defend Taiwan, sir?” Trump: no, they don’t have the cards.

Polymarket : is Cuba next? The Trump family : I’ll bet 68 million on yes Trump: CUBA IS NEXT

I wonder if this will get as many mentions as Labour turmoil, or only as many as Farage's £5 bung

@NoContextDutch1 What happened to “You’ll have had your tea” in Scotland?

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Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden

@SharkeyAlan @otokyo__ Prize winning!

@StatBoy_Steven @GloveFixer @otokyo__ Surely it was originally called Vattenfjord.

@GloveFixer @otokyo__ Ah yes, Waterford crystal from Waterford, Norrbotten 😂

@joe_wilding “What did Mr Truman say about the decorations?” - The President wants it Plane and simple.

Harry Truman’s Oval Office was decorated with airplane prints. Who knew?!

@AmoneyResists Are they going to put any water into that pool, or is this just it like every other Trump scheme (health care, trade tariffs, ballroom, or war)?

At this point I’d support a multi-million dollar contract to a reputable company just to change the reflecting pool back to the way it was because this looks like absolute shit.