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@BlossomsBand You're not 33 forever, pull yourselves together 🎉🥳 ...well, unless your a mason

33, today I will make you a cup tea, happy birthday to Tom, you are da bomb. Love blossoms (Myles) x

@ManCity Is he still in contention for an England place this summer? I'm not saying that tongue-in-cheekily either, because when he's fit he's amazing.

John Stones will leave Manchester City in the summer, bringing an end to a memorable and hugely successful ten-year stay.      🔗 mancity.co/JohnStones

@GenericSnarky Is that the working title of the Netflix remake of Educating Rita?

Thank god we stopped doing this and now we just let them roam free and assault us

@BBCNews Does that mean she loses her Greggs sponsorship deal, or do they pay her double?

'I'm proud to have come last at the London Marathon' bbc.in/3P6R8Ly

@The_DJ_Loop @ClownWorld sure I've heard his name, wasn't aware what he looked like

@Nomad2Pure @ClownWorld Steve Aoki - amazing DJ Producer

Be careful what you wish for 😬🤣

@I_amMukhtar Do you want your people to succeed or fail Mukhtar, because thats all John Terry wants for his own people. Where is the horrible aspect? it isn't our fault you greedy bastards aren't happy in your own homelands, and you have to come and infest ours.

John Terry is a horrible person.

@VideosIrish Pretty much every towns high street in the North West of England these days, sadly

New theme park in bradford

@GriftReport Made me laugh the other day, when I found out Arsenal even came second place in the teams who have finished 2nd 😂🤣😂

Just leaving this here for the Arsenal fans

@volcaholic1 When did Dave turn into a Mad Eye Moody tribute act?

Sir David Attenborough turns 100 next week. "Please make no mistake. Climate change is the biggest threat to security that modern humans have ever faced."

@AwayDaysClub_ Pissing on Gary Neville, isn't the draw it probably felt like it was in hindsight.

This pub in Ipswich has TVs in the urinals… Game’s never gone 😭⚽

@TheExtremeMusi1 Swap out John Lennon & Bob Dylan for Dusty Springfield and Robert Plant... and somehow squeeze in Roy Orbison

Who’s missing???

@NotFarLeftAtAll Diane Abbott is the only black comedian I'd pay to see, she's f'cking hilarious.

Tickets to Lenny Henry’s new show “Lenny Henry Still at Large” cost £45. Would you pay to see Lenny

@SirJeremyLondon I think that should read '33 Heroin Watch Way'

“It was the dumbest of times. It was also the stupidest of times”

@blvkray He still gets the odd slot on cities stadium broadcasts during match days. He's just 10 year older these days.

Where is this kid now? He must be the happiest rn🥺

@SangitaMyska How can you be of a people, without having any of its peoples ethnicity? Its offensive in exactly the same way as black face is. Mimicking someone else for your own benefit.

With the words “Welsh lad?” Reform donor Aaron Banks implies this Plaid supporter can’t be Welsh because he’s black. Reform reveals itself - again. And again. And again.

@stevenheathen8 And tonight on BBC radio we have those cheeky young English scamps Skrewdriver in session... we don't know how good we had it

@DestroyJareers Kazakhstan's team Kairat already did

Can someone please nuke Glasgow?

@benonwine Freaks

What comes to MIND when you see this?

@UnityNewsNet 'SHILLman' the joke wrote itself

Tommy Robinson gets lucky, he gets very, very lucky as US businessman Robert Shillman confirms hundreds of thousands of dollars to support his 'Unite The Kingdom' rally to ensure that immigrants into the UK 'assimilate' behind the culture.