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I will vote for Maraga because he's a true Patriot and he's not in the race to try to recover money he's spent campaigning. I will vote for Maraga because he has good will, understands the ills of corruption, and he's ready to reset this country to its glory.

Top Suppliers to Kenyas Grid: ​ 1 KenGen ​Approximate Grid Supply Share: 59% to 61% ​Primary Sources: Geothermal (Olkaria), Large Hydroelectric (Seven Forks

@its__lary @kamauwaruhiu So you ignore your existing customers as you look for tools of trade to sell your imaginary customers?

@Objectivisto @kamauwaruhiu Yes, we didn't make them those two days, because we were sourcing more tools of work.

Mtu ameketi in an office somewhere anafanyia hesabu mtu wa kuuza supu , maji mtungi ni 20 bob ,Iko na vikombe 300 kikombe moja ni 20 bob hiyo ni 6k per day . Anaacha kazi anafungua baze ya supu anajua hajui.

@KinyekiKirangi @its__lary @kamauwaruhiu Huyu hajui biz

@its__lary @Objectivisto @kamauwaruhiu Maybe hiyo ndo ilikuwa makosa😂

@its__lary @kamauwaruhiu You skipped 2 days?

@kamauwaruhiu Back in 2020 after covid pandemic tuliwahi anza biz ya samosa na my pal, day one we cooked 20 sold all of them, day 2 50 sold all of them infact watu hawakutosha, we skipped 2days in preparation of cooking more, we cooked 400, we only sold only 17, nakwambia tulikula samosa

Forget fiction. If you want real suspense, horor,watch these instead: Blood Parliament (BBC Africa Eye) The Profiteers (Africa Uncensored) Kenya’s Fuel Scandal: The Billions Nobody Can Explain (NTV) Pandora Papers: The Anglo Leasing Legacy (OCCRP)

@zolexrhd @Oga_Sig @arsenal_sharky @carpediemmonst1 @HendrickD82 Performative for you.

@Oga_Sig @arsenal_sharky @Objectivisto @carpediemmonst1 @HendrickD82 If u watched that all or nothing documentary and u genuinely believe josh has no sentiment towards arteta you really need help

The same Josh Kroenke who cut the wage bill with the Avalanche, Nuggets and Rams as soon as they'd won their titles.

@arsenal_sharky @carpediemmonst1 @HendrickD82 You were ratiod coz of your "connection with Arteta nonsense". You think billionaires are successful coz of sentiment?

@carpediemmonst1 @HendrickD82 Exactly. Absolutely mental I've been ratioed on this post, guy hasn't a clue what he's talking about

@kevymartins @Imbuya_media @DTalkingArsenal @marcoconterio @TuttoMercatoWeb Then the player will start agitating to join the champions and the champions will sit back and relax and wait until Newcastle finally give in to the player, a few days before the window ends. Why pay asking price at the beginning of the window when you can wait?

@Imbuya_media @DTalkingArsenal @marcoconterio @TuttoMercatoWeb Won't be a Saga. NUFC will just say pay this asking price by this deadline for him. If not then he's staying put 🤷‍♂️

🚨BREAKING @marcoconterio, @TuttoMercatoWeb: Arsenal have opened talks with Newcastle over a potential summer deal for Sandro Tonali. 👀🇮🇹✅ The Gunners made initial enquiries a few days ago, with both clubs currently in contact over the structure and figures of a possible deal. 🤝💰#AFC #NUFC

Every fucking year I live I understand more and more why Clarence Thomas turned. Dumb mf gona ask me "how exactly would reducing violence and increasing nuclear family formation within the community help Black people?" Some bloodlines should have never made it off the plantation.

A thread to celebrate winning the Premier League with @Arsenal's players 🧵🎉 🏆 Gabriel

Search up Jim Rohn on Youtube and watch him. Read McKinsey articles to learn about industry shifts . Finally, I kid you not, go on @BukkyOA page, under videos and watch videos starting from January

Bottle this feeling 🍾

Kenyan police allowed Arsenal fans to gather and disperse peacefully but they never allow the same youth to protest against the government without killing some

@DavidNdii @jaindikisero Calls to dismantle GtoG are extremely careless. It has sustained a reliable exchange rate. Nothing kills an economy faster than a falling exchange rate ref Nigeria Ghana Zim. I'd rather the govt props up the rate than to let it go to dogs. Small price to pay

It’s a rolling 180 day credit. In month 7, we pay month one only, 8- 2, 9- 3…In OTS, oil companies had 5 day window to buy $500m. GtoG gives us 6 months window. Moreover OMCs pay in KES I.e don’t go to market for $$$ individually. @jaindikisero breaks it down very well here

5th sub 10!

KENYA HAS AN ECONOMIC GROWTH PROBLEM. 4.5% FOR A DEVELOPING COUNTRY IS AN EMERGENCY.

@WilliamsRuto I was diagnosed with cancer soon after you were declared president. I have always wondered whether there is a link. Before I die, I want to know, how much money and land do you need, and how much suffering do you want to inflict on Kenyans before you die?

Now that KRA (aka the Regime's money printer) is getting Ls both in parliament, on the STREETS and in the courts, they are resorting to stealing from helpless taxpayers: 1. Strange balances appearing in iTax even after you paid everything you declared. 2. Disallowing you to file returns and then imposing penalties. 3. Disallowing legitimate expenses through the system. 4. Making suppliers withholding 2% of sales and then creating MASSIVE VAT credits for low margin businesses. Note that the courts chucked out 1% minimum tax - now, this is 2%! 5. Disallowing casual wages retrospectively through selective verification exercises of previous returns. 6. The so-called automation of VAT means that ghost credit notes from suppliers are appearing in your returns, massively inflating your VAT liability, even as legitimate invoices are rejected, despite everything being input right. 7. Making the tax declaration system for businesses extremely complex and time consuming, forcing taxpayers on a wild goose chase. Where is KAM? Where is KEPSA? Where are business owner and taxpayer associations?

I used AI to tailor my CV to some job roles. I asked it to read the Job description maintain my qualifications and experience without exaggerating it and highlights transferrable skills and I got 6 interviews in one week. Literally all the roles I used it to apply to.