🫀Sarah🦇

Pinned tweet hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️

@mattievictoria9 Late 90s folder decor, I think I haven’t seen her since I was little little!

I haven’t thought of her in ages omg

@p1eak1ey Gasp! Those pants and hat are amaaaaazing!

I think I’m the first person to cosplay live action Pleakley 🤓🌼💚

@cybervexting Agreeeeed, especially sharing passages and reading them to each other!

@horriblesupper I love when old people are affectionate!

elderly couple on the bus snoozing while holding hands……….. love is real

@divalectics Loooove your hair!!

i have an awful headache but look at what the humidity did to my hair lol

@cybervexting I think you will too! And you’re going to do fantastic there! I am often thinking of you. 💕

@cybervexting I want music recs from this man uh I mean, this cat.

My husband and I love to think of dumb pet names from every day objects. This is my cat, Fork. This is my cat, spinach curry. This is my cat, Stacy’s mom.

@itsevidentvery INCREDIBLE journey of a book, have a wonderful time with it!

Now Reading... Lonesome Dove, by Larry McMurtry, and o u f.

@cybervexting Yessss I’m so proud of you!

@cybervexting Yesssss you know me, if you are looking for recs just ask! I do see you added me on goodreads haha. And you should! It’s solid satire in a way that countless books since have emulated but failed at standing up to it! Have fun!

@nerdymatt28 All the Cormac posts are because of some article discussing his vitriol towards David foster Wallace and now it’s like everyone’s parents are fighting and divorced (but who cares, I love them both deeply, who caressss.)

@cybervexting A long time ago when I was in college, yeah! I’m a liiiitle bit of a hater but in like, a begrudging “I respect your game, Ellis” kind of way. (American psycho exempt of course, I will always love that.)

@lokason This really was the ultimate wealth flex.

@Quarkitty I mean she is flossing so perhaps she is intentionally not caring about the phone bill! 😂

The joy of watching old music videos showing off the coolest cell phones. Watching video on one of these? Fergie, your phone bill, Fergie calm down.

@cybervexting Rules of attraction, right?

@SimulationKat It’s the one topic you can discuss with literally every single person, it’s the best.

I know I am approaching middle age because I love talking about the weather

@horriblesupper Put me in your pocket and take me with yoooouuuu

my train back to scotland unexpectedly took me through the yorkshire dales and i simply MUST come out here to do some walking soon also i want to do an overnight stay at one of the train stations sooooo bad

Keeping an eye on the magnolia tree at the cemetery waiting for it to pop with the same anticipation of uncorking a bottle of champagne.