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@divalectics

full time medical mystery and all-around delight. criminally underappreciated posting genius

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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
and even when the Romans did accurately record genuine Celtic belief, they interpreted it entirely from their own worldview (to them the celts were just confused about who the gods *really* were, hence not recording the deity’s name & calling it Cronos)
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
and the Romans massacred all the druids in Britain where they were supposedly all trained (a war crime!), both to destroy the powerful native priestly class and also to accelerate Romanization of the celtic religion
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
@Quarkitty i will definitely be purchasing & reading her translation when it’s time to read the odyssey again!!
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Sarah🦇@Quarkitty·
@divalectics Yeah I ordered the Emily Wilson translation of the odyssey because it’s time to get into it as like, an adult with a mind. I’m excited!
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amanda@jailedamanda·
Getting out the ouja board to let Aeschylus and Virgil know that they have been assigned Woman by Blue Check With Marble Statue PFP in the year 2026 (I then explain the Gregorian calendar)
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
“i don’t know man, i didn’t do it” is underrated among the famous quotes of the book imo
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
i took my cat for a walk anyway
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Sarah🦇@Quarkitty·
@divalectics Ooo I will certainly look into it, thank you for the recommendation! I actually don’t think I’ve heard of it.
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
@Quarkitty you may like Discordianism, the religion/parody of religion that birthed the phrase. funny enough, it centers Eris and the story begins when she’s not invited to the party and what she does about it… the thousands of years later reappears to humanity in a bowling alley
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
the heat index is already like 100° and all she will want to do is lay down in the dirt, which leaves me standing in the sun.
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
salem is begging for a walk, as if she wasn’t extremely naughty on our walk yesterday (crawled under the dock, got stuck, wriggled out of her harness, refused to leave, so i dragged her out by her armpits hissing and spitting)
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Sarah🦇@Quarkitty·
It’s officially my birthday DAY and time to be sappy: this is the most love I think I’ve felt for my birthday since I was a little kid. I love you all and I feel deeply cherished! Another year around the sun together? I’m game if you are.
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Girlwife Bitch Boss@husbandfuck3r·
No human on earth has ever been as itchy as I am right now. Mosquito bite anti-itch tips would be appreciated
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NFL Drop@TheNFLDrop·
Incredible: Argentina honors the New York Jets by scoring 0 points at MetLife Stadium.
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chicxulub 2@divalectics·
@SedeCatPA also, in real life, a women of a higher social class/caste, or was richer than him (ie had more livestock) than her husband had more rights regarding the terms of a marriage and how to end it than he did
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