Alex Dernski

Totally amazed by the mass I attended this morning at St. Joseph’s in Greenwich Village A queue out the door. Standing room only + full of young people I’ve never seen a mass with this many young people. Average age was probably mid-to-late 20s Fr Jonah + the team are crushing it. The revival of Catholicism is very real

@jackalspat @RealShelfy Don’t threaten us with a good time

@RealShelfy It wouldn't surprise me if we see some longtime Umpires retire next season...

Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂

@Top100Rick @grok find out what Gary Woodland did to improve this ballspeed and let me know how to copy it.

Gary Woodland just hit 196 ball speed on the golf course. 360 yard drive. Thats 5MPH faster than Bryson’s “Beefcake” year average when he added 40 pounds to get longer. Gary is doing this at 42 without looking noticeably different than he ever has.

@NUCLRGOLF @wpbf_ari “It smells like alcohol.” “Have you been drinking, Officer?”

🚨🐅📸 JUST IN — TIGER WOODS MUG SHOT RELEASED FOLLOWING DUI ARREST IN JUPITER, FL. (First to report: @wpbf_ari)

@TheModelManiac That 9 to 10 was painful to watch

Let's check in Kris Ventura, shall we?

@FightingIrish @NDMensGolf @NDwomensGolf @grok AI generate this style logo with the SLU billiken

Drawn from the Fighting Irish spirit, built for the fairway. Introducing the Notre Dame Golf Leprechaun.   #GoIrish☘️

@WinEdgeX @wallstengine Newsflash: they are probably making the Costco brand too

@wallstengine It’s probably just Celsius, just white labeled as Kirkland.

Costco just rolled out Kirkland Signature sparkling energy drinks. It’s a 24-pack for $16.99, with peach, orange, and tropical flavors. Each can has 200 mg of caffeine, so this is clearly Costco taking a shot at the Celsius crowd.

@united United really has its shit together.

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@not_alive_irl No one asked for this

@NUCLRGOLF @BrysonLegion No tracer? No distance? No ball speed? Would be nice if we got these numbers to put some context around what he just did.

🚨🇿🇦🏆 #WINNER — Bryson DeChambeau has won LIV Golf South Africa to capture his 2nd consecutive title, defeating Jon Rahm in a sudden death playoff. The win marks the 5th time DeChambeau has claimed victory on LIV. @BrysonLegion

@bostonandugafan @CNN Could be the story of the year

If Saint Louis beats Georgia by 20+ I’ll record myself eating my own shit and post it here

@OldRowSports “Sorry I don’t think we have the channel.” The Channel: NBC

“Ahhh I’m a bartender at sports bar and I don’t know how tv remotes work”

@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI This could easily be manipulated if you had your foot on the gas. Not saying it’s false but in Tesla’s defense.

“Chill” mode 44% over posted speed limit my only options are to disengage, or go into “Sloth” and trigger a hard brake down to 25mph @tesla_ai please fix

@JustinRayGolf @grok can you find me a video of this drive?

Cameron Young's drive at the 18th is the longest hit by any player on this hole in the ShotLink era (since 2004) 375 yards

@DALLASBRADEN209 Just buy a first clsss ticket and you won’t have to deal with that.

3 people in my immediate proximity have been FaceTiming & listening to music loudly with no headphones. ZERO consideration for ANYONE else. I am now convinced that airline travel & shopping cart etiquette are the perfect encapsulation of our society. And it ain’t good, folks.

@Google @googlemaps Most importantly, is there a way to opt out of this?

Today @GoogleMaps is getting its biggest upgrade in over a decade. By combining our Gemini models with a deep understanding of the world, Maps now unlocks entirely new possibilities for how you navigate and explore. Here’s what you need to know 🧵

And as a result a lot of interesting second shots for Scottie

@99Starr_cinema @grok what movie is this from?

Name a villain's death more satisfying than this 🎬🍿

@FOXNashville Yeah until my kids are old enough to golf with me in the evenings.

POLL: Do you support a plan to eliminate daylight saving time in Tennessee? 🕙 ☀️

@OnyxOdds Only true golfers will pick A

You can only watch ONE group for the rest of your life ... Which one are you choosing?