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@ShahShite Dumbest post I’ve ever read huge congrats

Brady Tkachuk Not a very good player Ottawa - you wont get much for him. A 2nd, a prospect, a roster player. Not getting a first. He doesnt actually score goals or make passes or do dekes or PP or PK Honestly - he's a solid 3rd line winger.

@Kreider4Hart_ @Cantguardleeknb @NHLTradeAlert Yeah but who the heck would choose a 33 year old over anyone under 25

@Reddit_Heart @Cantguardleeknb @NHLTradeAlert Trocheck is better than Mercer. Sure Nemec is better than Schneider but nemec was shooting at an unsustainable percentage that will not be the same next year. He’s good but a 2nd pair Dman at best. Schneider should be in the AHL

This is far and away the best Brady Tkachuk mock trade that I’ve seen on my timeline yet. I’m not sure if that speaks more to the quality of this proposal or how bad the rest have been.

@ProspectWatch44 @NHLTradeAlert An old 2C at that

@NHLTradeAlert It’s literally a second line center + poop + shit + fart

@MichkovsBurner @NHLTradeAlert @RedWingsEdits Even if he said only Florida. Ottawa would say you have 2 years left so we are keeping u unless you give us something to work with and at least 4-5 teams

@Reddit_Heart @NHLTradeAlert @RedWingsEdits i’m under the assumption he forces their hand and they have to settle for less, but fair

@MichkovsBurner @NHLTradeAlert @RedWingsEdits Too much of a step back for Ottawa

@NHLTradeAlert @Reddit_Heart @RedWingsEdits Pick 8 and Samoskevich could legitimately be a possible trade (maybe add another pick)

@NHLTradeAlert @MichkovsBurner @RedWingsEdits “Best” for who?

@Reddit_Heart @MichkovsBurner @RedWingsEdits Didn’t say it was a good deal, I said that’s the best trade proposal I’ve seen yet

@MichkovsBurner @NHLTradeAlert @RedWingsEdits I’m sorry is this guy saying Lundell and pick 8 is not enough while Brayden bust , 33 year old Trocheck and a super late 1st is a good deal for Ottawa? 💀

@NHLTradeAlert @RedWingsEdits That’s more than enough what are you smoking. Guy who wants out does not have his heightened value

@PeteysScooter @cuck1eberryfinn @_JordanDecker You’re stupid I’m a Sens fan and we aren’t giving away our captain who had 59pts in 60 games this year over 4 games played against the best defensive team in the league

@Reddit_Heart @cuck1eberryfinn @_JordanDecker So is the one they are trading

You ain’t getting Tkachuk for a guy who’s gonna be 33 next fall, and a few scraps thrown on top

@MutenRoshi31 @stlanalytics Idk man unless the adds are to the point where it doesn’t make sense for St. Louis I don’t see it . I don’t see a roster fit with both Kyrou and Batherson so Ottawa would be forced to move Batherson as well

@Reddit_Heart @stlanalytics We would obviously throw in a few picks and/or prospects as well

Kyrou

@Cantguardleeknb @NHLTradeAlert For sure why would anyone consider 33 year old Trocheck over 22 year old Nemec . Also Mercer is way better than Schneider

@NHLTradeAlert Nemec Mercer Hammenaho 2026 1st 2027 2nd better

@NHLTradeAlert You have to be trolling. This is horrible for Ottawa and fills 0 needs and not a single A level piece to build around

@Peempew6924 @talkin_rangers No they made the finals despite having Cody Ceci dragging them down

@Reddit_Heart @talkin_rangers Ignoring analytics is how Florida and Tampa Bay won cups , I know Oiler fans really liked Cody Ceci

Brady Tkachuk Mock Trade to the Rangers #NYR

@Humberto_Bau He has 2 years left on his deal so technically he doesn’t. Even if he wanted out , he can rot for 2 years or give them more than 1 team he wants to go

Brady Tkachuk has a No Movement Clause on his contract, so he decides where he’s going to play 🤷‍♂️

@MutenRoshi31 @stlanalytics Yeah but that trade doesn’t do anything for Ottawa. Doesn’t get them closer to retooling or contending . Keeps them stuck in the middle while the roster gets worse and starts aging a bit . Sens will take the package with the best U-25 player they can retool around

@Reddit_Heart @stlanalytics That’s true but Kyrou didn’t want to be in St. Louis just like Brady in Ottawa and Kyrou is from Toronto so he might be up to play in Canada never know Kyrou is a 30 goal scorer typically so would be an even trade

@hockey_head93 @NHL_Muse The right deal is a U-25 2nd line forward , a top prospect and a 2026 1st that’s not super late. Issue is Tampa doesn’t have the right roster player and the pick is too far away

@Reddit_Heart @NHL_Muse I was kinda thinking that in my first deal for you guys crozier is a physical stud with a lot of upside on his two way game duke is a young yanni gourde in the making and geekie really has size and skill he just hasn't been able to break through with our stacked organization

Biz on whether or not Brady Tkachuk will be on the Senators next year: “No. Not a f***ing chance.”

@MutenRoshi31 @stlanalytics So does Thomas and Kyrou so good luck with those players then. Brady has 2 years left. Sens aren’t giving him away, he can rot for 2 years or accept trades to more than 1 team.

@Reddit_Heart @stlanalytics Sorry Brady is controlling where he goes Brady Tkachuk has a full no-movement clause (NMC) in his eight-year, $57.5 million contract with the Ottawa Senators, which kicked in on July 1, 2025. This clause gives him total control over his future

@MutenRoshi31 @stlanalytics Not for Kyrou u ain’t . Ottawa will take the best retool package on the market

@Reddit_Heart @stlanalytics You’re right we are getting Brady instead

@Peempew6924 @talkin_rangers Ignoring analytics is how u end up with Nikita Zaitsev and Cody Ceci . No one wants shitty possession players that don’t know what to do with the puck

@Reddit_Heart @talkin_rangers Analytics, you think Florida or Tampa cares about that lmao, I'm sure Kyle Turis had terrible analytics before coming over lmao

@WarkSheek U think rangers are getting fleeced ? Tf

Is it possible for both teams to get fleeced?

@dylbishop17 @_JordanDecker Panarin had 2 months left on his deal. Try again

@_JordanDecker I mean he has a NMC so he controls where he wants to go, therefore limiting the trade package, like the Panarin deal.