Mike Dudley

@ChAsEdxPaPeR @indexnforgetit Do you have a single story or two?

@indexnforgetit Must be some hillbilly finishes inside. 😜 I painted outside myself. Much easier. Inside takes substantial detail and patience and hand technique. Outside is a simple airless machine, tape up what you don’t want touched, and spray away. Can’t do that inside.

My hillbilly hot take is paying someone $11,000 to paint your house is possibly the biggest waste of money Unless you're making over $572,000/yr it would make more sense to take a week off work and do it yourself Painting is not hard and takes almost zero skill

@BoBbyPleWniaK With covered calls we are part of the shorts, right?

Shorts are positioned up after yesterday. Let’s see how today plays out. They are rightfully shorting hard every little pop in this downtrend. $tsla. We are in no-mans land here. It’s hard to not want to sit it out or short as well.

@mkobach Same. I try to imagine this every couple weeks to reset how I spend my day

With two young boys at home, I try to imagine this every few months

@TaraBull AI? Can’t be real…

The single most DEI sports moment in history

@thejefflutz Dunno why we count the ones with a driver. Those are losing money

522. Now nearly 9% growth WoW including overnight . This acceleration is how ramps start… Exciting 🤞🏻

@SecRubio @thejefflutz Why will there be a witch 🧙 involved this week?

@CollinsofYork @AndrThie Elon has said this

@RedwolfTesla @AndrThie One can only hope..

Happy Birthday Giga Berlin! 4 years ago, we started production with delivering the first 30 cars to our customers! Since then, it has been a unique success story: - produced and delivered more than 700.000 Model Y 💪🏼 - created nearly 11.000 jobs 👷‍♂️👩‍🔧 So much more to come!

@latterdaylaura My daughter never slept. Meaning that you were too tired to get up early or stay up late to take care of anything for yourself.

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

@CollinsofYork @AndrThie Every giga factory was built with the intention to serve its part of the world. Unless there is demand on that continent, a gigafactory is unlikely.

@RedwolfTesla @AndrThie It can be for export

The beatings will continue until morale improves $TSLA

@JustMenTalk19 @zoomyzoomm Guy is such a douche

@zoomyzoomm I will never understand how She pulled Jake Paul

@TheDiegoTrombon @zoomyzoomm Where the demand come from tho. That guy sucks

@zoomyzoomm There's many more of her than there are of him. Not sure what you're confused about. Take an economics class and learn about supply and demand. You're welcome.

@SolutionOrganic @zoomyzoomm Idiot douchebags were proven to get hot chicks by evolutionary psychologists?

@zoomyzoomm Weath, status, etc. This is well studied by evolutionary psychologists and is pretty much what you should expect

@NixonPunished @zoomyzoomm Dude is a douche

@zoomyzoomm You’ll never understand how a multimillionaire with exclusive access to power and celebrities and VIP level evens pulled her?

@CollinsofYork @AndrThie Demand for Teslas on the same continent

@AndrThie 700,000 cars in 4 years! My God... Mr Musk what do you require to open a Giga plant in Nigeria?

@SawyerMerritt NEWS: Elon announces Tesla's one-millionth extremely lucrative project to happen years in the future. Same undefined cash flow timing as the rest.

NEWS: Elon Musk has announced that Tesla and SpaceX will start with an advanced technology fab at Giga Texas. "We will have all of the equipment necessary to make a chip of any kind. In a single building we can make a lithography mask, make the ship, test the chip, make another mask, and have an incredibly fast recursive loop for improving chip design. To the best of my knowledge, this doesn't exist anywhere in the world (all in one place)." - Elon

@SawyerMerritt I’ve been looking for the right HW4 Model X for a long time. Hard to find a good price for that with 6 seats and non black interior.

NEWS: The Tesla Model X was the fastest-selling used vehicle in the U.S. in February 2026, according to a study by iSeeCars. On average, it found a buyer in 23 days, compared to the typical car, which usually lingers on the market for about two months. In late January on Tesla's Q4 earnings call, Elon announced that Tesla would be stopping Model S/X production in Q2, so that could have had something to do with the quicker resale times in February. speedme.ru/en/posts/id372…

@alex_avoigt They need to start earning something from something other than vehicles and energy

Tesla's intrinsic value is at an all-time high, and the greater the difference between the intrinsic value and the stock price on Wall Street, the higher the probability of a rally forming. $tsla

@j_fishback @basedspinach It’s really more of a domestic concept

@basedspinach Foreign concept

Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals