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@Utilitywaremal My auntie has been with you since 2019 and her mobile data has never been activated. I contacted tech support today who guaranteed me the problem had been fixed but still not working

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@Utilitywaremal My auntie has been with you since 2019 and mobile data has never been correctly activated on her mobiles in that whole time. I contacted tech support today who said they had fixed the issue but still not working. Can you sort this please?

@marksandspencer what is going on with your website?! It reported stock available at a shop that had no stock when I got there. Then it stated on the same page that online stock was available but wouldn’t let me order it because it was out of stock…

@fasc1nate Wasn’t there still smoke pouring out of it 14 hours after the explosion?

This is the first image captured of Chernobyl, taken 14 hours after the explosion on April 26, 1986. The photo was snapped from a helicopter assessing radiation levels over the disaster area. The image is grainy due to the intense radiation in the air, which began damaging the camera film as soon as it was exposed. Igor Kostin, the photographer, found that the radiation affected his camera's motors after about 20 photos. When he processed his films, only the image above was usable. All other photos, affected by high radiation levels, came out completely black. Kostin's visit to Chernobyl was not legal or approved by the authorities. The incident's news was largely hidden. However, Kostin was later given permission to photograph the disaster site, the evacuation of residents in Pripyat, and the 30 km zone around the power plant. His images helped reveal the catastrophe to the world. Despite his closeness to the site, Kostin did not receive deadly amounts of radiation. He died in a car crash in 2015 when he was 78.

@clownworld -900+1200-1300+1600 = 600

@anon_opin Or feenix as you say it

The spelling of the word "phoenix" is ridiculous and should be officially changed to "pheonix." It looks better and, more importantly, actually matches the way it's pronounced.

I love my 53 year old husband dearly but he is turning into Alan Partridge. It amuses me in private but no way can I take him to work functions any more

@fesshole What were you wanking with? Broken glass???

Had the week off work. Wife and kids not at home. Planned an epic week of wanking. I was aiming to surpass my 16 year old former self. First wank of the week, cut my foreskin pretty bad. Spent the rest of the week with a bag of frozen peas on my crotch whilst watching daytime TV.

@stephencsmith This looks really good. Love seeing a retro classic from different perspective. maybe the doors need straightening out though. The only reason they were tapered at the bottom is because of false top down perspective in the original. Now they are face on they should be arches?

Adding more features to Atic Atac 3D

@GamewithDave I have 3. One phat black that I still use, one silver satin and a PSTwo. The one I use I have FreeMCBoot, Open PS2 loader, 1Tb HDD full of PS1 and PS2 games, HDMI adapter and a PS3 to PS2 controller adapter so I can game with wireless controller. Still play it every week.

Do you still have your PS2?

@Ashy_slashee Threads…

What are they watching? #EvilDead #Horrorfam

39 years ago you'd find me on my #ZXSpectrum walking around aimlessly, desperately searching for 4 pieces of an ancient amulet! 🐺🗺️😓 Here's a little homage to this great game! ❤️ #SabreWulf #UltimatePlayTheGame #80s #retro #C64 #AmstradCPC #BBCMicro #Retrogaming #Retrogamer

@fesshole Just tell her

My wife rarely showers because she believes she doesn't smell. I find it disgusting and sometimes getting into bed when she's already asleep is like sleeping with a water buffalo.

@Cex Mugged off by CEX. Bought 2-disc set but only 1 disc in box. Customer service say shop doesn't have 2nd disc. Suggest I return disc and reorder on line. It CEX mistake. wouldn't you think they just send me another one rather than waste my time and fuel over their error?

@fesshole Why the fk would you do that?!

I work for a London airport doing valet parking. Basically drive around in other people's cars picking my nose. If you have a particularly prestigious car - Bentley, Aston Martin etc - I have a really good root around and leave as many bogies as possible in your car.

@fesshole Ha ha. Don’t feel bad. Women have affairs with anyone that pays em right attention and gives em easy answers. first wife had affair with Rolf Harris look alike and was 20 years older than her. Later she wanted back and was told to fuck off! Move on to greener pastures.

Not sure what's worse, finding out my wife is having an affair, or the fact the affair is with a maths teach called Robert

@fesshole Lol sell your soul for money. Now that literally is a deal with the devil ha ha. Fine money if you can live with it. I know a bit about Amazon. The whole Amazon system is corrupt as fuck and people don’t give a shit cos they get cheap goods.

I make over £100k a year coordinating a network of Amazon reviewers. We can make your product a best seller, or ruin the reputation of a competitor.

@roblevy101 Amiga - The Secret of Monkey Island

Date yourself by posting a game that was released when you were 18.

Hello #portfolioDay ! I make small games with big pixels