Schmendrik Lamarr 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 🇮🇹

And in other news: Professional Hypocrite, Trotskyist Baroness Claire Fox has replaced Arsene Wenger in my wall of shame

@JacobsBen @alex_crook Couldn’t get out of there quick enough

Igor Tudor left Spurs without any termination payoff.⚪️ 🤝 @alex_crook

@seatsixtyone @noplaceforsheep I thought your account must have been hacked. I’ve never seen you post about political subjects and now it seems you’ve dived head first into antisemitic conspiracy theories. Given your excellent work on promoting international train travel this is a massive disappointment

Extraordinary how many posts I've seen suggesting the London ambulance conflagration was a false flag - I guess people aren't inclined to believe it was antisemitism for some reason.

@PeterNotDrury Yes because he is a potentially great manager No because he is far too clever and savvy to touch this job with a ten foot barge pole

Is Cesc Fabregas really the answer to Chelsea’s current problems?

@unknownTweed The squad is built by and for the idiot sporting directors. Certainly not for whichever patsy happens to be the manager at any moment in time. This is disgraceful gaslighting by the ownership

This isn't a squad built for *anyone*. We can barely play a consistent back four, let alone one that can win a header. Our midfield looks like it's never met before - it neither protects nor drives us forward. And our attackers seem to have their boots on the wrong feet.

@ChelsTransfer Fofana is a total disgrace Clearly he has talent which makes his lazy and unconcerned performances way worse than some of his less talented and less experienced colleagues. The sooner he is sold the better

Glen Hoddle on Wesley Fofana: “He’s got to really look at himself and his overall performance because that’s the sort of thing that makes you hesitate. ‘If you’re not in sync, if you’re not defending correctly from the first minute, it sets a pattern for the rest of the game and that’s how he played’.”

@NizaarKinsella Hot take: Jorgensen will never play for #Chelsea again

🚨 Chelsea goalkeeper Filip Jorgensen has had minor surgery on his groin issue in Munich. Expected to be back after the international break. A blow to miss out for Denmark but will be available for the run-in. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@danlevene Very sorry for your loss Dan

Today we buried my dad. Geoff (Z''l) was 80. A licenced London taxi driver for 50yrs. A Chelsea supporter for 70+yrs, since his first match in Dec 1954. A husband to my step-mother for 40yrs. A good man who loved London, its people and his family. May his memory be a blessing.

Today I am proud that the second edition of my 7 October Parliamentary Commission Report is being published. It's on 7Octparliamentarycommission.co.uk We cannot allow history to be distorted and 7 Oct denial to win @AppgIsrael #7October #Israel

This article by @jonathanliew in yesterday's Guardian about the proximity of a branch of Gail's (founded by a Jew) to a Palestinian cafe in North London is full of antisemitic tropes about Jewish money, power and elitism. It's deeply offensive. @KathViner theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@HadleyFreeman @__jacker__ Of course we can’t say that all Palestinians are linked to Palestinian security funding, let alone linked to Palestinian terrorist funding even though estimates of worldwide Shia Muslim religious charity donations to the Islamic Republic of Iran are estimated to be $75bn pa

@HadleyFreeman @__jacker__ But what actually are these “distant links to Israeli security funding”? Having had an Israeli founder, who is no longer involved in the business, does this mean that all Israelis are linked to security funding? I guess they pay their taxes and that is enough.

So let me get this straight: 1. Petty activism against a Palestinian-owned cafe is bad (agreed!) 2. But *violent* activism against a cafe that people associate (wrongly!) with Israel is justified and understandable Update your rule book accordingly

@TheBlueDodger @evilbluebird Reece trundling back like Jan Molby Fofana clearly not giving a feck #Chelsea

Knife through butter.

@ChelsTransfer Totally fecking useless Totally fecking mostly injured and useless

💡 Reminder: Chelsea paid an initial £70m, with a further £5m in add-ons, for Wesley Fofana.

.@Jonathankydd I bet you don’t have boots big enough to give today’s performance the real kicking it deserves. That was the worst I think I’ve seen us play in ages. A truly abject display.

@ChelseaFanCast @Jonathankydd Ah bless him! You know it’s essential listening and I just can’t wait after every game Get well soon Kyddo

@RootlessCosmo @Jonathankydd It’s up Alan. He was poorly.

.@ChelseaFanCast @Jonathankydd Wot no #fanbite for the Napoli game?

@ChelseaFanCast @Jonathankydd @chelseafanbite Thanks very much for taking the phrase “arse gravy” to a new (even lower) level

JK’s Fanbite of the 3-1 win vPalace. Steveo scores a belter. Pedro baps in another & Enzo gets a pen. After a flurry of subs & a sending off for the Eagles CFC play like knobs & give a goal away. But crawl over the line. Up to 4th. Blimey.@Jonathankydd @chelseafanbite #chelseafc

The ill-equipped chair of the Southbank Centre says he’s refusing to support any Iranians who dare to have Zionist leanings. He talks about the ‘bigger picture’ without understanding that Israel is at war with Iran and its terrorist proxies, not Palestinian civilians who are victims of the Islamic State as are the people of Iran.

Peter Crouch 🗣️: "When I was at Liverpool we did Secret Santa. I got the gaffer, Rafa Benitez, so I bought him José Mourinho's book… it was a guide on how to win the league. "It was when Chelsea were winning everything. I was there when he opened it." 😂 I love Peter Crouch 🔴

@BlueCoProject He’s a total waste of space

Wesley Fofana is on 200k a week. Thats 1 million every 5 weeks. He misses 45 games a season, and he can't play today BECAUSE OF THE SNIFFLES?!?!?!?! Honestly, fucking spare me dude.