Spencer Blank

Have you heard dis information?

@KevyWarbucks Been saying this to you for years!

Some people just need to STFU

@Bonnaroo why is your festival wide sales tax 25%?

Sometimes I just be watching the hockey refs. These dudes skate as good as the players and have a madden rating of 99 in spacial awareness

@KevyWarbucks Better get a double scoop of gorilla mode ready, it’s gonna be a long night!

I can’t take another panthers OT game…just can’t do it

@stevieanheuser We out here brother!

Shoutout all my night warriors still up cheering on the Cats longest game in franchise history 4OT here we come #TimeToHunt

This TSA agent is unfit to handle a dog.

@NFL I propose a new incentive program where if any team starts a white CB for an entire season they get the first 5 picks of the draft

The NFL’s incentive program of giving an extra 3rd round pick to teams who hire a “minority”as their head coach is one of the most racist things I’ve heard in awhile

Was having a fantastic day until my accountant called me and told me how much I owe the Ukraine in taxes this year…

It’s the time of the year where I start pretending like I’ve been watching the heat all season

@TMFanSupport I purchased verified tickets off of your website and was denied entry at the gate because they said my tickets were fake. Turns out you double sold the tickets and stole my money.

@TMFanSupport @TMFanSupport I purchased verified tickets off of your website and was denied entry at the gate because they said my tickets were fake. Turns out you double sold the tickets and stole my money.

How lame is the Empire State Building? Lighting up a NY building in the colors of a NFC East rival? What an absolute piece of shit building. Id be embarrassed to have it in my city. They should knock it down.

@AOC Your feedback is appreciated, now pay $8

If Tua could throw the ball 7 yards further he would be the greatest QB ever

@Ticketmaster you guys have the worst customer service of all time

@Ticketmaster you sold me tickets that you had already sold to other people and I was denied entry at the venue. I have gone back and forth with your help line for weeks and nobody is any help. This is fraudulent and shows how incompetent your company and websites technology is.

Confession: When I was 16 I competed in the “Maccabi Games” also known as the “Jewish Olympics” and wore the Germany Hyper-dunks without realizing what I had done until years laters.

What percent of submission are hit after @joerogan says “he’s got it”?