Salabel (Parody Goblin Mode)

@SSBMDADjr I love Elbow.

President Trump confirmed he had authorized CIA action in Venezuela, and indicated his administration is exploring land strikes inside the country. abcnews.link/eHjxvdR

@ABC It took me 5 seconds of research to determine that she wasn't even alive six decades ago

Actor and comedian Tim Allen says conservative activist Charlie Kirk's widow Erika Kirk inspired him to forgive the man who killed his father in a drunk driving accident more than six decades ago. abcnews.link/LvgZaxj

@RCPBermuda @ABC

@ABC There’s only one big day I’m waiting for and I won’t put it in writing

President Donald Trump has teased what he says will be a "big day" as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and a host of European leaders prepare for a White House meeting that Trump says can end Russia's invasion of Ukraine "almost immediately." abcnews.link/o8EBkof

President Trump shared on social media the "peace letter" from first lady Melania Trump that was hand delivered to Russian President Putin at the Trump-Putin summit in Alaska on Friday. abcnews.link/IXAYcm1

Tariffs could be coming off tomorrow. Either the most incompetent administration in history, or the most blatant stock market manipulation ever. Or both. Why not both?

If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal. If a judge tried to command the attorney general in how to use her discretion as a prosecutor, that's also illegal. Judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power.

@RandPaul I cannot believe that I am liking a post by Rand Paul.

Tariffs are simply taxes. Conservatives once united against new taxes. Taxing trade will mean less trade and higher prices.

Today's misheard lyrics: The Pretenders- Back on the Chain Gang Actual lyrics - "brings me to my knees when I see what they've done to you" I hear "bring me some mayonnaise when I see what they've done to you"

@mugshawtys She's just misunderstood

violating Colorado’s Organized Crime Control Act, Aggravated Motor Vehicle Theft in the First Degree (F5), Possession of a Weapon by a Previous Offender, Possession with Intent to Manufacture or Distribute a Controlled Substance, Cybercrimes, Identity Theft, Theft, First Degree Assault, Leaving the Scene of an Accident, Vehicular Assault, as well as other charges (was part of a large organized GTA ring)

Guy just walked into the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat and it’s obvious he’s not fully confident in it. Tough to see

@mugshawtys She did no wrong.

domestic violence

@TodayinTor "Give it to me baby!"?

Asajj Ventress has the same voice actor as the vocals on Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by the Offspring. Voiced by Nika Futterman, the girls in the music video are lipsyncing to Ventress.

Career criminal Sidney Skukerman is arrested for fraud in Sydney, Australia.

@iLikeCatShirts Gunfight?

I dare you to name one activity that does not drastically improve just by adding a sword

@RealTimeWWII That seems dangerous

London Underground stations are now turning off the electric tracks at night- making more space for overnight sleepers sheltering from bombs.

@RealTimeWWII It seems like if the bomb comes down slower you'd have more chances to shoot it in the sky.

German planes now dropping "parachute mines" on Britain- huge bombs float to earth & explode on timed fuses, for greater damage.

@50YearsAgoLive That is... really something

Fleetwood Mac releases its ninth album, Heroes Are Hard to Find.

@100YearsAgoLive Xxv

Details on the killing and its implications of revenge:

An Italian Fascist deputy, Armando Casalini, is assassinated on a tram in Rome in retaliation for the murder of Socialist deputy Giacomo Matteotti earlier this year.

On approach to Brandi Airport, Indonesia, a Garuda Indonesia Airways Fokker F27 Friendship strikes a building and crashes, killing 33 of the 36 people on board.

Kids today have it easy. We used to get beaten to death.