Trail Bites - كافر - 🇺🇸

No one's out to get you. You're not that important.

@IAmOnXToSee @StatBoy_Steven Have always thought the goalie should be able to carry the puck as far up the ice as they want.

@StatBoy_Steven Have the goalie carry the puck to the red line also no offsides!

NHL rule changes I want to see: - If a powerplay starts when the period starts, that face-off should be in the offensive zone - Jailbreak rule. Shorthanded goal ends the PP - If a team scores on a delayed penalty, they still get the powerplay - 3rd period or overtime cannot end on a PP if the team on the man advantage is trailing or the game is tied - Icing called when a team passes or skates the puck back across the red line in 3-on-3 overtime - When a bench minor is called, the opposing coach gets to choose who serves the penalty - Icing still called when shorthanded, unless you reach the blue line first - Either count all goals off the skate or count none of them. Remove the arbitrary element of the kicking-motion rule.

@hittyminny @boyesgirrl Rangers owe the Leafs some gratitude for breaking their Cup-drought record. 54 years for the Rangers, but now 58 years for Toronto, with this season #59!

@boyesgirrl I can't talk much with being a Rangers fan. But Toronto seems to be a mess with added ridiculous media attention.

Cover me. In enemy territory. 😬🇨🇦

@hittyminny @mhenrylaw1 @RonDuguay10 @puckman55 @bearshrugged @TwoAFreedom @KosherRedPill @notabluecheck9 @TheRealGMoney76 And Duguay’s jersey was #10! I wish I was clever enough to spin that into something funny. Jersey minyan, Jersey minion Blech. Terrible. I could go worse with Refuah shift-leimah but I’m already gonna get a couple unfollows. Don’t need to get doxxed and stalked as well.

Great idea from @mhenrylaw1 In our minds let's say a misheberach for @RonDuguay10 on his cancer battle. @puckman55 @bearshrugged @TwoAFreedom @SaltierBit @KosherRedPill @notabluecheck9 @TheRealGMoney76 @mhenrylaw1 and @hittyminny We got ten.

@hittyminny @SuperJewQueen @ElSotong @dsrjheart @NevermoreElyse @DelgadoOvidno1 @DaisyBorzoi @e72319143 @Izraelicious @delieberman @KosherRedPill @solsbckup @Supersonic_Red @ChrisWesterfie7 @sharkdiveruk @piserwright @orthodjewishmom @lucythegreat123 @carlarosenthal Good Shabbos Hitty and fellow Hebraic listmates! Hoping everyone has a good weekend getting things done, even if that thing is rest and relaxation. 💨🍕🎶🤷‍♂️🫠

@SuperJewQueen @ElSotong @dsrjheart @NevermoreElyse @DelgadoOvidno1 @DaisyBorzoi @e72319143 @SaltierBit @Izraelicious @delieberman @KosherRedPill @solsbckup @Supersonic_Red @ChrisWesterfie7 @sharkdiveruk @piserwright @orthodjewishmom @lucythegreat123 @carlarosenthal

Shabbat Shalom! L'chaim, to my favorites. @JewishWarrior13 @CatShoshanna @ZenfinityDesign @mhenrylaw1 @BodoTheWaterGuy @LenGrunstein @bearshrugged @MichelleF_35 @blnashusa @MarkSSchwartz @RoseBatya @alexmenachin @laramerkelross @mrswebbie @PounderJane1 @CyborgPeds @bklyngirl42

@noam_dworman @NoahCRothman @wethefifth Thanks for the heads up. Downloading now.

I did my 5th Column @wethefifth debut. Nerve-wracking to be in with pros.

@jpodhoretz I fink it was alright yeah

This is your occasional reminder that Rami Malek won an Oscar for BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. What the hell was that about?

@mhenrylaw1 🎶Da Joooooooooos Werewolves of London🎵

A poll Why does my engagement level suck?

When you don’t wash your hands after taking a piss in a public restroom but grab a paper towel anyway to open the door with because you never know who didn’t wash their hands.

Nobody is going to be able to rent a place to live if landlords aren't able to get rid of people who don't pay the rent.

@MightyHeaton @pescami Hey guys, looking for your conversation from a couple days ago. I don’t see it on Substack, or on the podcast feeds for TPO or Gist. Am I early, and it’s coming to one of your podcasts? Or is it a “if you miss it you miss it” thing?

If you hate Israel or Jewish people please do me a huge favor and fuck off. That also includes all you idiots who think we are bombing the shit out of Iran just because Israel said so. I really don’t care how many of you unfollow me. I am tired of hearing this nonsense. Sincerely fuck off.

Geoff Tate Announces Operation: Mindcrime III Lands in May!

@JustinRYoung I think the individual is a Weekend at Bernie’s situation while the position is a Spinal Tap drummer situation.

Amongst all the other things, there is the credible idea that the Supreme Leader might be a Weekend At Bernie’s situation.

@hittyminny @SuperJewQueen @ElSotong @dsrjheart @NevermoreElyse @DelgadoOvidno1 @DaisyBorzoi @e72319143 @Izraelicious @delieberman @KosherRedPill @solsbckup @Supersonic_Red @ChrisWesterfie7 @sharkdiveruk @piserwright @orthodjewishmom @lucythegreat123 @carlarosenthal Shabbat shalom Hitty and the J-Twitter mispacha! May your weekend be filled with pizza and free of stress! 💨💨💨 🍕🍕🍕 🎼 🎶🎵 🥱🛏️💤

@SuperJewQueen @ElSotong @dsrjheart @NevermoreElyse @DelgadoOvidno1 @DaisyBorzoi @e72319143 @SaltierBit @Izraelicious @delieberman @KosherRedPill @solsbckup @Supersonic_Red @ChrisWesterfie7 @sharkdiveruk @piserwright @orthodjewishmom @lucythegreat123 @carlarosenthal

Shabbat Shalom! L'chaim, to my favorites. @JewishWarrior13 @CatShoshanna @ZenfinityDesign @mhenrylaw1 @BodoTheWaterGuy @LenGrunstein @bearshrugged @MichelleF_35 @blnashusa @MarkSSchwartz @RoseBatya @alexmenachin @laramerkelross @mrswebbie @PounderJane1 @CyborgPeds @bklyngirl42

@LiquidCognition Well, hang on, we had a Babylon 5 animated film a few years ago which - while not stellar - was still pretty darned good. If that’s what this announcement is I’m not going to write it off until I know more.

Will scream and set something on fire if they built up all this hype for some animated bullshit.

If they spread the genocide blood libel against Israel and then cringe when diaspora Jews are attacked: fuck them. Blood on their hands, all of them. Every single one.

@ByfieldForHart Or goalies who had a cup of coffee with your team I still think of Hardy Astrom (4 games) and Dave Tataryn (2 games)

Nobody understands the bond between a hockey fan and the mediocre 4th liner he watched when he was younger