Sarah Campbell

@HeckFood we’ve tried emailing customer service twice re. contaminated sausages (onion powder in your 98% pork sausages, a problem for us due to allergies). Please can a member of your team get back to us.

@StenaLineUKIE Hi - your website is not allowing us to change our 23rd Dec sailing and we cannot get through on any of your customer service numbers. Please can you sort the website issue or advise how we can get a call back? Thanks.

@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

Firkytoodling: a nice slice of Victorian slang for kissing, cuddling and a little bit more besides.

Letter to the Telegraph, 1913 #100years #Suffrage100 #Vote100

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis. Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond. Thanks, God

@jk_rowling I was born to be a good one and I hope you have a good day too and I’ll be happy to be with you in tomorrow

@bbcstrictly Please can you tell me the track the professionals’ routine was danced to? I absolutely loved it (and the dance of course!) #obsessed

A suffragette writes to the Telegraph in 1913. #InternationalWomensDay bit.ly/1PmiLsO

Please RT if you have a reason to be grateful for the NHS.

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FULL-TIME | Scotland 27 - 22 Ireland #AsOne #OurDay

@ukappliances Outrageous you were 7wks delayed on a fridge freezer, which then did not work and now you are charging for the replacement?

@EdinburghPolice These appeared on our house - is it a known burglary tag? We've got the F, neighbour has squiggle.

@Virgin_TrainsEC 2.30pm Edin-London Kings X - your staff were fab, particularly Rita who looked after us v.well. Two happy customers! Thx!

Watching GoT like: #gamesofthrones

Anyone else think Rincon could have zigged or zagged a bit? #gamesofthrones

Emotionally finished... #HoldTheDoor

One of the best eps of @GameOfThrones yet. Kind of speechless from the implications. Simply devastating. #HoldTheDoor #IseeYouMeera