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انضم Haziran 2016
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Fit Creative
Fit Creative@MAGAUltra198797·
@SydSteyerhart He’s an interesting case On the one hand, he’s fearless, passionate, and hard-working (just taking on WOT made this clear to me) But he’s also a mediocre writer if no less wildly successful It’s hard to square that circle Completing - if poorly - the WOT made him
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Syd Steyerhart
Syd Steyerhart@SydSteyerhart·
Sanderson is genuinely one of the worst writers in fantasy and the fact that he thinks he can dismiss GRRM's work because of "his Mormon faith" is just wild.
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse

Brandon Sanderson on why he would not finish George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones even if he was asked: "I wouldn't say yes to finishing ASOIAF, if asked. (And I don't think they'd ask me.) I'd respectfully decline. I wouldn't be right for the job for many reasons. I wouldn't want to put in the content that the series has, and part of that is due to my religious faith, part of it is just who I am. I don't shy away from difficult material, but I prefer not to get explicit. Honestly, when I read it in George's work, I often just cringe. I don't think it fits in prose; I think it looks tacky. But that's almost 100% due to the my religious leanings. I realize that others don't read such scenes in the same way as I do. However, I'd suggest that this is actually a minor reason why I'd be a bad writer on this series, despite having enormous respect for GRRM and his talent as a storyteller. The primary reason has to do with fundamental optimism vs pessimism. I write darkness into my books, but it is darkness as contrast to light, and there is always a spark of hope. George's work seems fundamentally pessimistic--which I don't say as a slam. One of my favorite short stories is Harrison Bergeron, which is also fundamentally pessimistic. Saying George's work is pessimistic doesn't mean that HE is pessimistic, only that he creates a work of art that evokes emotion and discussion through pessimistic themes. As a comparison, I'm glad that Silver Age science fiction produced both Harrison Bergeron and Star Trek--but I'm Star Trek, not Harrison Bergeron. Calling me in to work on this piece would be like calling in Spielberg to finish a Tarantino film. (Not to imply I deserve to be ranked with either one.) Sure, he could do it, but wouldn't you want someone who themselves makes films with Tarantino-like themes? My work is also fundamentally different from George's in our use of magic. We've talked about books, and he points out (rightly) that I often use a heavily magical component in my stories--particularly the endings. This is because I'm writing science/magic hybrids, and the idea of magic as progress is fascinating to me. George, however, prefers his magic to be arcane, unknown, and dark--not a tool, but a force you can sometimes (with great danger) apply. This is a small issue, as I'm fond of books that use magic differently, I've just made a stylistic choice in how I do what I do." Do you think this still holds?

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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@__C0LLIN__ @Liv_Agar He is a writer that extends 200 page novels to over 1500 pages with plots that are genuinely insulting to your intelligence if you have any
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Collin@__C0LLIN__·
@Liv_Agar Is he really bad? I've never read anything by him, but every time I hear people talk about him, it's always "This is best fantasy, it's gonna be the next LOTR, the magic system is so big and girthy"
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Liv
Liv@Liv_Agar·
Horrible: worst writer you know too stupid and bad to touch favourite fantasy author’s magnum opus
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Brandon Sanderson on why he would not finish George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones even if he was asked: "I wouldn't say yes to finishing ASOIAF, if asked. (And I don't think they'd ask me.) I'd respectfully decline. I wouldn't be right for the job for many reasons. I wouldn't want to put in the content that the series has, and part of that is due to my religious faith, part of it is just who I am. I don't shy away from difficult material, but I prefer not to get explicit. Honestly, when I read it in George's work, I often just cringe. I don't think it fits in prose; I think it looks tacky. But that's almost 100% due to the my religious leanings. I realize that others don't read such scenes in the same way as I do. However, I'd suggest that this is actually a minor reason why I'd be a bad writer on this series, despite having enormous respect for GRRM and his talent as a storyteller. The primary reason has to do with fundamental optimism vs pessimism. I write darkness into my books, but it is darkness as contrast to light, and there is always a spark of hope. George's work seems fundamentally pessimistic--which I don't say as a slam. One of my favorite short stories is Harrison Bergeron, which is also fundamentally pessimistic. Saying George's work is pessimistic doesn't mean that HE is pessimistic, only that he creates a work of art that evokes emotion and discussion through pessimistic themes. As a comparison, I'm glad that Silver Age science fiction produced both Harrison Bergeron and Star Trek--but I'm Star Trek, not Harrison Bergeron. Calling me in to work on this piece would be like calling in Spielberg to finish a Tarantino film. (Not to imply I deserve to be ranked with either one.) Sure, he could do it, but wouldn't you want someone who themselves makes films with Tarantino-like themes? My work is also fundamentally different from George's in our use of magic. We've talked about books, and he points out (rightly) that I often use a heavily magical component in my stories--particularly the endings. This is because I'm writing science/magic hybrids, and the idea of magic as progress is fascinating to me. George, however, prefers his magic to be arcane, unknown, and dark--not a tool, but a force you can sometimes (with great danger) apply. This is a small issue, as I'm fond of books that use magic differently, I've just made a stylistic choice in how I do what I do." Do you think this still holds?

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Excelion@ExcelionRyn·
@LaidbackStrat Oh, aren't you sad and jealous of real author success (: While you have achieved? 🙃
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Strat@LaidbackStrat·
His prose is also complete garbage, that's a good enough reason not to pick him to finish the series.
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse

Brandon Sanderson on why he would not finish George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones even if he was asked: "I wouldn't say yes to finishing ASOIAF, if asked. (And I don't think they'd ask me.) I'd respectfully decline. I wouldn't be right for the job for many reasons. I wouldn't want to put in the content that the series has, and part of that is due to my religious faith, part of it is just who I am. I don't shy away from difficult material, but I prefer not to get explicit. Honestly, when I read it in George's work, I often just cringe. I don't think it fits in prose; I think it looks tacky. But that's almost 100% due to the my religious leanings. I realize that others don't read such scenes in the same way as I do. However, I'd suggest that this is actually a minor reason why I'd be a bad writer on this series, despite having enormous respect for GRRM and his talent as a storyteller. The primary reason has to do with fundamental optimism vs pessimism. I write darkness into my books, but it is darkness as contrast to light, and there is always a spark of hope. George's work seems fundamentally pessimistic--which I don't say as a slam. One of my favorite short stories is Harrison Bergeron, which is also fundamentally pessimistic. Saying George's work is pessimistic doesn't mean that HE is pessimistic, only that he creates a work of art that evokes emotion and discussion through pessimistic themes. As a comparison, I'm glad that Silver Age science fiction produced both Harrison Bergeron and Star Trek--but I'm Star Trek, not Harrison Bergeron. Calling me in to work on this piece would be like calling in Spielberg to finish a Tarantino film. (Not to imply I deserve to be ranked with either one.) Sure, he could do it, but wouldn't you want someone who themselves makes films with Tarantino-like themes? My work is also fundamentally different from George's in our use of magic. We've talked about books, and he points out (rightly) that I often use a heavily magical component in my stories--particularly the endings. This is because I'm writing science/magic hybrids, and the idea of magic as progress is fascinating to me. George, however, prefers his magic to be arcane, unknown, and dark--not a tool, but a force you can sometimes (with great danger) apply. This is a small issue, as I'm fond of books that use magic differently, I've just made a stylistic choice in how I do what I do." Do you think this still holds?

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illi 🪬 jon snow babygirlification
thank you george for being a lapsed catholic
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse

Brandon Sanderson on why he would not finish George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones even if he was asked: "I wouldn't say yes to finishing ASOIAF, if asked. (And I don't think they'd ask me.) I'd respectfully decline. I wouldn't be right for the job for many reasons. I wouldn't want to put in the content that the series has, and part of that is due to my religious faith, part of it is just who I am. I don't shy away from difficult material, but I prefer not to get explicit. Honestly, when I read it in George's work, I often just cringe. I don't think it fits in prose; I think it looks tacky. But that's almost 100% due to the my religious leanings. I realize that others don't read such scenes in the same way as I do. However, I'd suggest that this is actually a minor reason why I'd be a bad writer on this series, despite having enormous respect for GRRM and his talent as a storyteller. The primary reason has to do with fundamental optimism vs pessimism. I write darkness into my books, but it is darkness as contrast to light, and there is always a spark of hope. George's work seems fundamentally pessimistic--which I don't say as a slam. One of my favorite short stories is Harrison Bergeron, which is also fundamentally pessimistic. Saying George's work is pessimistic doesn't mean that HE is pessimistic, only that he creates a work of art that evokes emotion and discussion through pessimistic themes. As a comparison, I'm glad that Silver Age science fiction produced both Harrison Bergeron and Star Trek--but I'm Star Trek, not Harrison Bergeron. Calling me in to work on this piece would be like calling in Spielberg to finish a Tarantino film. (Not to imply I deserve to be ranked with either one.) Sure, he could do it, but wouldn't you want someone who themselves makes films with Tarantino-like themes? My work is also fundamentally different from George's in our use of magic. We've talked about books, and he points out (rightly) that I often use a heavily magical component in my stories--particularly the endings. This is because I'm writing science/magic hybrids, and the idea of magic as progress is fascinating to me. George, however, prefers his magic to be arcane, unknown, and dark--not a tool, but a force you can sometimes (with great danger) apply. This is a small issue, as I'm fond of books that use magic differently, I've just made a stylistic choice in how I do what I do." Do you think this still holds?

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Harmin ꘐ
Harmin ꘐ@harmiona100·
@Karn_EX People think it's Gekkomon 😭 It's clearly Chiropmon's
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Karn EX
Karn EX@Karn_EX·
I think it's a Dark Digivolution.
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schlumpy_is_here
schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@EthosHeretica @LaidbackStrat Save yourself. He’s genuinely one of the worst current authors that aren’t just writing porn. Think 200 page novels extended to 1500 where no one acts human. As someone psyopped into reading his books, don’t, you won’t get that time back
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TheHeretic
TheHeretic@EthosHeretica·
@LaidbackStrat And just like that, I feel like I never want to read any Sanderson stuff
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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@sam566773923209 @LaidbackStrat @WokeDudeBro These stories involve her giving herself alternate personalities so she can be a super spy(run around like an idiot the whole book) and contribute nothing to the story besides another worthless 300 pages you have to read
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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@sam566773923209 @LaidbackStrat @WokeDudeBro Would rather read isekai. It’s a setting made from an author with only 5 ideas, an inability to write humans who act sensical, and no one to tell him no. As an example he created the worst female character in the history of fiction who gets her own story every book
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いちまる@『お人好し領主』1巻発売!
自動翻訳機能がついたから、興味本位でカストーデスの男女問題を調べてみたらえげつない論争になってた これは…迂闊に触れちゃいけない話だったわ…
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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@Wizardski @Lorgarwasright2 Genestealers in space hulks are less common than the old games make them seem, even then terminator weapons and armor give you a better chance. Also better handling in the bad environments in hulks and you can teleport in and out Super bug skin
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Unicorn Wizard
Unicorn Wizard@Wizardski·
@Lorgarwasright2 Isn't that the entire premise of Space Hulk games? More important questions; 1, why even wear terminator armor when genestealer claws cut through it like butter? 2, what tf are these claws made out of?
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Possum Reviews
Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum·
The airman who ejected over Iran after that F-15 was shot down has been rescued. The US military established a forward operating base deep within Iranian territory and managed to rescue the guy in less than 48 hours without a single casualty, losing only two C-130 planes which were scuttled after getting stuck in the dirt to prevent Iran from getting their hands on them (so Iran didn't even destroy them). This was while the IRGC had closed off regions in an attempt to box the airman in so they could capture him in a massive waste of time, effort, and resources. They even put a $60,000 bounty on him. So after 13,000 air missions, Iran managed to shoot down two planes, and couldn't even revel in that small victory before being horribly embarrassed by the US penetrating deep their territory for several hours to build a runway to extract a single guy, and escaping more-or-less unscathed, and the US also displayed the moral high ground for its willingness to launch such a risky search-and-rescue operation, even at the cost of two planes which the US has so many of that it considers them expendable in comparison to the life of a single airman. And this all happened in time for the airman to enjoy Easter ham. "B-b-but America lost four planes! Four! That means they only have, like, four hundred left!" Yeah, cope.
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schlumpy_is_here
schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@Lvl1Shield @ichimaru_novel Not completely but they used to be a full army in heresy. Now they just have the absolute bare minimum with a singular command, troop, and transport unit. It’s nonfunctional in a way I don’t think any other heresy or 40K faction has been
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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@Farekrow @SensibleFascist Islam is a false religion that just had its leader make up miracles. It’s why Mohammad did all his magic tricks in private instead of in public like Christ
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Modern McCarthyist
Modern McCarthyist@SensibleFascist·
This didn’t just happen for the Jews either. Pretty much every society that we have surviving documents of from the time, from the Romans to the Chinese, mention their spiritual rituals either no longer working or being seriously weakened around the time of Christs crucifixion.
speckzo 🇻🇦@realspeckzo

The Talmud basically says “yeah nothing supernatural in our religion worked anymore after Jesus died for some reason” and then Jews still deny Christ’s divinity.

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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@qShermann @Nitrocaa Executioner is kinda coming back this season. The warden is getting a pistol conversion kit with dual wield as an option
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Jack Sherm
Jack Sherm@qShermann·
@Nitrocaa DO NOT GIVE ME FALSE HOPE These are literally like the two main weapons I want in the game rn
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Lucid Nitroca
Lucid Nitroca@Nitrocaa·
FIRST LOOK OF THE EXECUTIONER AND THE KSG IN #BO7
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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@Mootmonthly No, if it had a plot or was completely episodic it would be fine, but instead it’s all just fakeouts of a story and then they just spit out a nonsense story in the final episode. It’s legitimately frustrating in a way I have never seen before
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Moot /ムート
Moot /ムート@Mootmonthly·
is digimon ghost game good? after beatbreak, i wanted to experience more digimon anime i watched adventures and stuff when i was a kid
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LA\/ENDER
LA\/ENDER@LavenderGhast·
I know its going to sound contrarian but whilst the newer one of obviously a better sculpting job, I like the older one better. They hid all the stretched out skin under regular looking armour. It's meant to look like a dude in regular armour began growing out and fusing with it, his skin stretching over the top of the armour in a grotesque display. Rather than some custom made regular looking armour half way between a terminator and Hellbrute.
Hashi@HashionDiscord

the glow up is insane

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schlumpy_is_here@Schlumpyontrack·
@_Gastronomo_ @ichimaru_novel All but, can you read. They annihilated them from a full faction to something that’s nonfunctional in both games, though please waste money on a faction just to have all your units killed off
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