Mark Porter, J.D. CFA

Gotta be a terrible feeling getting drafted and just getting flamed by the fans of your new team.

@FightLike36 What is that app? I’m intrigued.

The simultaneous villainizing of tobacco and exaltation of marijuana is incredible evidence of civilizational decline

4th time eating chipotle this week. My stomach and soul are paying the price #poop

@23grpe @JulianZ12277045 @hirofusagi @octzbersix The US is not exceptional on this topic. Talk to any southern European over the age of 35

@JulianZ12277045 @hirofusagi @octzbersix this is literally just everywhere in america 😭

why does every american live in texas

#expand the 60 yo guy still rocking a hat with letters in th Greenville airport

@the_second_cut @neerbucks Same kinda situation for ya boy, can’t hold her back from the career goals tho.

@neerbucks The fiancée and I have done long distance for the past 15 months or so and we’re getting married next month. It’s doable. Keep the faith brother

The wife graduates in three weeks and I’m fucking terrified for next year without her. Grilled pimento cheese sandwich

@DrewVento They’ve lost their minds. People who work at those places are paid a full wage. Tipping is only mandatory in my book if it’s a sit down where the server gets paid like $2.15 an hour base

Not having a carry on bag low key feels vip as fuck.

As much as I hate PE for ruining whataburger I am grateful to have them in South Carolina

@UrbanistaRamon @SteveGuest The key difference is FBI informants are generally given guidance to avoid participating in the criminal activity. Instructing your informant on how to actively advance the goals of the infiltrated group is unethical imo.

@SteveGuest Paying informants to gather intel on extremist groups, then sharing it with the FBI (who signed off on it), doesn’t really sound like a crime.

Bombshell CBS News segment on the Southern Poverty Law Center indictment where the SPLC lied to donors, paid violent extremists millions, and “manufactured racism” for its own purposes “The SPLC was not dismantling these groups. It was instead manufacturing the extremism it purports to oppose.” Per Todd Blanche The Charlottesville rally leader attended “at the direction of SPLC” and made racist posts “under the supervision” of SPLC.

Dawg… the dick riding has gone too far

Watching a show about advertising with the worst ads ever.

So ur telling me I pay $16 a month to watch this 3 times per mad men episode??? @HBO

@Oreofirelight @RickyDaHennyGod @PanasonicDX4500 Bro 5years is a long time… and I will admit they BTAd arguably the best cowboys team in 20 years.

@RickyDaHennyGod @PanasonicDX4500 😂you’re so spoiled if you think that Goff was “boo boo”, and I’d be fine with drafting a guy that’ll be done in 5 years if they produced like Gurley did.

this is why you’re not supposed to let the Rams have a first round draft pick

@SlotShawty Lamp’s in the corner if you need it Vic

Fuck you

@GuardsTruther Your brain has been damaged from youth from that water in that nasty ass River

Bein a browns 5th rounder gotta be depressing as hell… not even a good team and not enough money to make up for it

@MLFootball @KennyKing_Jr @RaidersBeat @RaiderHours @RaiderHoncho @barstoolIN Yeah. My dick that happened. Shut up with regurgitation of the Jamarcus story

The #Raiders sent a copy of their playbook to 1st rounders they were interested in & taped a $100 bill to the back. Most did not see it, but Fernando Mendoza was the only person to mail the $100 back. He put it in a card, writing “Save this for when I win you the Super Bowl.”

Crazy part abt growing up is realizing spending $10 on dinner at a fast food joint is abt as much as you’re paying when u make it at home.