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@FLOTUS I stand with Jimmy Kimmel Retweet if you do too.

@FedExHelp nah. how about you undo whatever change yall made to the automated hotline? making me speak to a person because of "account status" 😒😒

@ShadowCortana Hi, this is Levie. I am truly sorry for the inconvenience. I would love to help you with your concern. Please DM us your full name, tracking number, complete delivery address, phone number and email address for further assistance. Thank you. twitter.com/messages/compo…

i swear @FedExHelp is trying to lose all their customers. making it the most difficult for a business to schedule a pickup. first charging for online, now FORCING you to speak to a foreign call center representative because of "account status" 😒🙄 #FedexSucks @FedEx

@Matt_Pinner you must have moneyyyyyy

What’s your first thought when you see this shopping cart

@LMPD cops cuties. cute and on duty. arrest meeee but make it sexyyy

Say HI to officers Stewart and Velazquez!

Watch out, @realDonaldTrump. Your dictatorship is showing.

You only try changing the rules if you think you're losing — and that's exactly what Texas Republicans are attempting to do. We want to give Californians the power this November to counter redistricting power grabs and stand for independently drawn maps in every state.

I just signed the Election Rigging Response Act to put Proposition 50 up for a vote on November 4th. The people of California will have the power to push back against Texas and any other state that obeys @realDonaldTrump's demand to rig the next election.

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: A massive report exposes that Trump purchased $100,000,000 in bonds tied to companies DIRECTLY impacted by his policies. That smells like insider trading and is IMPEACHABLE. Overall, Trump has made $3.4 BILLION in the last 8 months.

How many of you fuckers stayed home on voting day because Kamala is a woman? How many of you fuckers stayed home on voting day because Kamala is a Black? Sexism & racism elected the most sexist and racist president ever.

genuine question....please be nice.....but have we forgiven Chris Brown? like is it ok to listen to his music again? #chrisbrown #HaveWeForgivenChrisBrown

@tacobell November

reply with your birth month and we’ll guess your favorite menu item

i need @netflix @hulu @ParamountPics @peacock SOMEONE to remake I Dream Of Jeannie. Although more realistic, cause they were totally sleeping together the whole time. but the OG Tony and Roger are gonna be hard to mimic. #idreamofjeannie

@penmgmt kiwi

Name a fruit WITHOUT the letter "a" in it YOU CAN'T 🫵😹

@HoopMixOnly money. i need money more than a woman. 😭

$500K or a date with Angel Reese?

watched @mattrife crowd work special. and if he wants GOOD stories about female wet dreams. ive got several. always ends with me waking up, and having to change panties. 😅 #mattrife #mattrifelucid #mattrifenetflix #mattrifecrowdwork #sexdream #wetdream

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