Norwegian Nerd

«Dumb people buy dumb cars». Made the music in suno.ai and the videos with Grok Imagine. Edited on my iphone. Enjoy 😄 @TeslaBoomerMama

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@CanuckFireGirl @RobSchneider TBH getting a maid paid by the state to help you because of your injuries, sounds kind of nice. Canada really cares!

I’ve been waiting 4 YEARS for a knee replacement which has now become both knees and a hip because of over compensating and if that isn’t bad enough I’ve been offered MAID several times in the last 2 years since no one could predict when I’d have surgery and be able to get back on my feet!!!! If you think our healthcare system pisses you off just be grateful you at least have choices other than having to pay $33,000 out of pocket to a private clinic. I’ve been looking into Mexico and even Thailand if I can find a way.

WHAT THE F#CK, CANADA?!

@herbertong So it is Tesla vs everyone once again..

🚨 Jensen Huang: “Today, we are announcing four new partners for NVIDIA’s Robotaxi-Ready platform: BYD, Hyundai, Nissan, and Geely.”

$TSLA Let's all get ready! Let's all get ready! Let's all get ready! Let's all get ready! Let's all get ready!

@teslaeurope @Tslachan Nice. I want to do a «tour of Europe» with my better half on FSD this summer!

Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results package internally. They have communicated the expected approval for Netherlands date of 4/10, shifting from 3/20 previously and we look forward to successful completion of this cooperation.  Following the Netherlands’ approval, European countries will be able to recognize this approval nationally. We are anticipating a possible EU-wide approval during the summer. Over the past 18 months, this approval has involved a series of intense documentation, development, testing, research & audits. Including but certainly not limited to: – 1,600,000+ km of FSD (Supervised) testing on EU roads – 13,000+ customer sales ride-alongs – 4,500+ track test scenario executions – Thousands of pages of written documentation for 400+ compliance requirements – Dozens of research studies into safety performance/results We're extremely proud of the work conducted with the RDW team up until this point. We very much look forward to the approval in April, and sharing FSD (Supervised) with our patient EU customers!

April 20th looks set in stone now! FSD all over Europe by summer might be on!

@elonmusk @grok @elonmusk Any FSD in the Netherlands today? 🤷‍♂️😅

Try using @Grok for your taxes!

@rebilnorge Fikk tilbud på 5000 for en bil der de ubrukte sommerdekka var vert 3-4000 minst. Solgte den lett på finn for 17000.

Selg bilen din til Rebil! Norges største bruktbilforhandler, med de mest fornøyde kundene.

@KRoelandschap Any news about FSD tomorrow? Is it happening?

Which countries in Europe would follow the Netherlands in allowing FSD? For a couple years KPMG published a report with an Autonomous Vehicle Readiness index Singapore 🇸🇬 and The Netherlands 🇳🇱 switched places from 2019 to 2020 They scored 30 countries from all around the globe and determined their AV readiness and with this report they targeted public sector organizations responsible for infrastructure and transport Such a shame they stopped publishing it

FSD ON vs FSD OFF

@CollinRugg @KateAus1976 It’s always the men’s fault, ok I got it..

NEW: Kristin Cabot, from the Coldplay kiss cam, rips her former boss, says she can't be with him because he lacks "integrity." Cabot is accusing her former boss, Andy Byron, of lying to her and says she hasn't communicated with him since the fall. "He wasn’t the person he represented himself to be, to me, and lying is a non-negotiable for me. There was a big miss on honesty and integrity," she told Oprah.

FSD 14.3 is in testing now, with wide release in a few weeks!

@CuriousPejjy Hodling since January 2024. Got 62 shares, same as retirement age in Norway. 😀👌

Good morning to all $TSLA investors who NEVER sold a single share!

@alex_oeh @wholemars Tesla is first, but still too slow?! Also, do you really think the process won’t speed up for every new region they add? Naive.

@wholemars It works anywhere when supervised by a human. But we want to achieve true autonomy at scale without a human supervisor. Ramp up is slower than expected. Thats all i‘m saying.

bUt ThErEs OnLy OnE cAr

Yes. Finally I hope this is the end of stupid one-liner posts with a silly question.

@Concern70732755 @krisster8 ICE cars burn 10x more often than EV’s do. Anyone with 2% knowledge on the subject knows this.

Coming to Canada — Are you sure you want to buy one ?

@wholemars Ruh roh

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@Rothmus She forgot the urine secret from a pregnant panda, living in the wild in the Borneo jungle.

Awful. FSD is the only winner in this game.