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@jackunheard She's been smart enough to scam US taxpayers out of millions with no consequences.

People are shocked Ilhan Omar doesn’t know how to read Roman Numerals. Guys, she married her brother. It seems like she doesn’t know a lot of basic things.

@meghanbard That big cow pasture next to the Towers would need a lot of landfill.

The fastest way to determine if you can safely ignore someone’s opinions about UConn football is if they say we need/can feasibly build an on campus stadium. Just throw them right in the trash.

@BrickCenter_ He reminds me of a certain character.

SGA always on the floor for no reason 😭

@JINVISIBLEWOMAN Two A holes.

POV: Your dad said “one more pitch.” Yeah… bad idea. This escalated FAST. You’re not ready for the ending. 👀🩸

@czabe It's impossible for a ref to see that correctly in real time. $50,000 fines would solve the problem tomorrow.

Somebody: “What do you mean you don’t take the NBA seriously?” Me:

@Texas_jeep__guy What would I do? I'd do some research before booking the cruise.

This family of 5 just seeing their room for their 7 day cruise. You can hear them say there’s no plus size room. 🤣🤣🤣 What would you do in this situation?

@BTCBreadMan Are you mowing the lawn or is someone else? When you hit your 50s it matters.

Wife and I found an amazing house today on 2 acres of land in a very nice neighborhood. Significant upgrade from our current home/yard/hood. The kiddos want to veto it because they would have to switch elementary schools. They are in 2nd grade and kindergarten. Dad advice?

@CelticsForum0 I'd love to see a team just walk off the floor and forfeit the game. If it's going to go the way of the WWE, might as well have a WWE script.

If I were the coach of the opposing team I'd sub in my end of bench players and have them go mma style with all 6 fouls. that's the real solution. If they wanna pretend they're being fouled, then actually foul TF outta them. Lol

@DividendMil I used it once to buy a TV at Walmart when I didn't know what screen size to get.

I’m 42 years old and I am yet to ever use the Pythagorean theory in a real life setting… Another reason why financial education should be taught in schools instead of trigonometry

@CollinRugg My biggest problem is asking which parent the baby wants. It should be "can you say?"

NEW: The gay man with a surrogate baby is standing by his video of his baby saying 'Mama' following online backlash, tells the Daily Mail that he finds the video "hilarious." 51-year-old Grammy Award winner Shane McAnally says he and his husband find the video "hilarious." "We found it hilarious. He's five months old, he obviously doesn't understand English." "I was appalled by what some people have been saying. Some people have taken it out of context." "Babies usually say dada first, but people wouldn't then say the babies are only wanting their dads? It doesn't really make sense." Every child deserves a mother.

@NYKrant @UConnBallknower Now do Michigan.

Guy is fucking 23 years old. What’re we doing?

@sweetcarolinatv He's a politician.

Good Tuesday morning friends. Why is the pope at a Mosque praying with Muslims? My conclusions; Pope Leo approves of women being stoned to death, little girls sexually assaulted, and thinks Allah is the same God Jesus prayed to. Leo is bowing to Satan.

@davidvance It might be because he is utterly corrupt.

Any idea why Pope Leo is shilling for Islam?

@MattEhalt You're assuming there would be a different officiating crew. That crew on Monday would keep it close. In a fair game, 2024 and 2026 UCONN win.

UConn 2024 would have destroyed this Michigan team. Can you imagine what Castle would have done to Cadeu? Mora trying against Clingan?

@RealRobReinhart Michigan fans are fine with championships that have an asterisk.

That game is forgetable at best. Neither side looked great, and Michigan was only able to steal the win thanks to extremely favorable whistles. Put an asterisk next to this one in the record books.

@tengtruther Brunson 2.0

Does anyone else just have this deep hatred in their soul for Elliot Cadeau

@JackMac One of the most poorly officiated games I've seen in years. The bias was clear. UCONN had no chance of winning that game when Michigan had 36% of their points from free throws.

I need an unbiased report on the officials from tonight. Couldn’t assess from the arena.

@traceyh415 I got both rounds with no issues. I know a couple people who didn't feel well after round two.

Anyone get the shingles vaccine? I keep putting it off but I feel like it is time.

@ClayTravis Watch SGA for five minutes and that explains everything.

This is the most watched NCAA Tourney since 1993. People love basketball. (Except the NBA, which continues to set multi-decade NBA Finals viewership lows).

@ThrillaRilla369 Have my dog take a dump on his lawn.

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?