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@Owiggy_ @Owiggy_ your babe na maami water, naso their pikin Dey be, congratulations baba baby, your babe just born for you!

My babe just sh!t this thing. Abeg watin e be?😫

@USERDIEDgye Na by himself

Who bathe soap on your behalf 5STAR???

@gideonuzochukw7 @Kecyy You’re irredeemably stupid, because if you read the write up well, you’ll not see anywhere he said he wanted free ride the next day! But the driver was still trying to extort him by asking him to pay times 2 the fare that uber wanted! You’re also a very wicked person btw.

@Kecyy Oga relax. You were never a good person in the first place. What do you mean? Because you helped him fill up his tank and gave him extra money, and you expect not to pay for the next service? Or pay little? That's also a Nigerian mindset. We help and keep helping.

One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira. Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k fuel and I was quite surprised he asked for a fuel that small considering his tank was empty empty. I asked him why so and he said country is hard and he was struggling. So I asked the fuel guys to fill up his tank which cost approx 70k. In addition to that I also gave him 50k as a gift. He told me I should always feel free to contact him if I ever need a ride and I asked if he was free next day cos my flight was for 7am. He said sure. Next day he picked me up and dropped me off and to my greatest suprise man asked me to pay double the fare to airport because ‘he picked me up early’ My life flashed twice. I couldn’t believe what I heard. Humans are ungrateful and tbh everyday I am reminded that the major reason some people are far from their blessings is simply because they are unwilling to make sacrifices or just simply pain greedy. Till today I still have that flashback and I get angry over again when I remember it. Not exactly angry because of the money given because I mean I did so with zero expectation and will do so again and again but because it hurts soo much that said young man just lost a beautiful opportunity to know me better and probably get an opportunity to work with me beyond that day. GREED sealed his fate It is well.

@Verterex_Prop The only real thing here is the picture, the video is AI doctored, voice over is also AI, the 3k is bait, once he pays that, Wallai he’ll pay more than times three their agreed price.

My friend is trying to buy a car from an advertisement he saw online. The seller told him the car would be 15k under market value. Its a cool deal. He asked for proof and the guy sent this video. Hes only asking for an insurance payment first to prove he is real but the amount is ridiculous. The Video he sent shows what looks like a white Lexus on a flatbed at some industrial spot. But the voiceover sounds exactly like the normal AI voice I always see online with no natural flow. Could it be he used AI just as a voice over only while the video footage itself is real? Or is the whole thing fake? I don't want to be Bias.

@kaykasper @Omojuwa @FBI Single cloth in terms of tailoring is not one individual cloth, it’s like sewing for like 100-200 guests at once for a particular event.

@Omojuwa “The first ever money I made was from NYSC and it was ₦3,600. While others were spending their allawee, I was thinking of investing. Now I earn $300,000 just to sew a single cloth.”— Vodi. $300K to sew a single piece of cloth? This is pure money laundering! Hope @FBI watching.

If you let stupid bloggers like this fool you into collecting their ten ten kobo Elon musk money, that’s on you. He said he collected $300k for a single transaction. That’s par for the course for him. Ask those who make clothes with him, find out. If you, a bonafide human being can’t tell the difference between a transaction and one cloth, you are the reason you are failing at life. I refuse to believe this blogger doesn’t know the difference. In their case, they know what they are doing.

@elonmusk @elonmusk won’t mind testing the self driving capabilities in Nigeria. I’ll document it for as long as you want and post daily.

Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era.

@Owiggy_ @Owiggy_ my uncle Dey answer “ask for man” another one Dey answer “motor” another cousin Dey answer “director” another one na “chief” Bro 🤣

What is the weirdest name you’ve ever heard a man answer?

@sirbeebowears If you give am, na me go organize who go come collect the other phone wey Dey your hand and the one wey Dey your brother side! Two of una no go get phone! No vex me!

Few weeks ago, I shared how my own brother made me face serious hunger when I was stuck with him in Abeokuta… to the point where I was eating pawpaw for survival until I called my mum for help. Now fast forward… life don turn He’s broke, his phone got stolen, and he came to my DM explaining everything. No problem, I offered him my Android and this guy said he saw me with two iPhones and wants one of them instead At first, I was confused, bro you sure say na help you come find or na upgrade? Now my mum is calling me on his behalf a d I told her I bought the phone for a reason and I'm not ready to dash it out I know blood is thicker than water, but… does blood give you the right to choose the help you’re receiving?

@f3ranmie Airplanes pound yam faster than shoes eat pork.

you get $1 trillion dollars but you have to say any sentence, if anyone in the world ever say that exact sentence you go back to $0 instantly. what sentence are you saying?

@leckzycrypto @AluyaPov That’s why there should always be an authorized checkpoint, not just in the middle of the road, I know someone whose car was stolen by armed robbers disguised as policemen pretending to do this same nonsense stop and search! It’s pathetic!

Stopping vehicle to search isn’t a crime tho, cos if a criminal should pass without them searching, they will but the situation today in Nigeria has says otherwise to the extent they ignore some cars and targeted certain ones in the name of stop and search so as to extort! We just have to be careful

So this guys asked me to skip down from my vehicle for a stop and search..they had guns and their uniforms had no number and no name but want to search my car..I complied because a lot of you would think they are actual police men and if I reacted funny..most of yall will get emotional 🥹 The Nigeria police force should make a video of what their actual uniforms looks like and what and what we should look at for when identifying a real police officer 👮‍♀️ A stop and search should be for a tangible reason 📌 Why is there a stop and search?? These are questions we ask and the officers get triggered 🤦‍♂️

@Mr_Teejayyy @Owiggy_ You want make Amadioha broke because of your own needs🤣🤣

as i tell baba the kind money i dey find, na once him warn me to stay away from e shrine.😔

@Directorkem @OlawaleOlanir12 You know this is the image you altered? @Sabinus1_ one idiot wants to tarnish your image globally.

Breaking: EFCC has placed a bounty on Sabinus head, he has been declared wanted who ever sees him, him will be awarded with the sum of 2M, Go to there Instagram page and confirm. Reliable source disclosed that the comedian has been into fraudulent activities in other to retain his wealth.

@cindy_blog @cindy_blog This one na curse o! Na 18naira dey my account 🤣

REPOST If you believe your finances will triple before the end of this year.

@youfoundmarvel @DaggashAutos In American English, Where the child at?🤣

Which one be omoda again 😭

@SakaGadgetPlug_ @Disrupttor I’ll hit it tomorrow. My premium dry cleaning service idea is coming to life, rebirth my farming business and my fashion line.

If you hit 200m now, what exactly are you going to do first?

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car & house this year, repost.

@Disrupttor Them no go arrest me if I move from grace to grace my oga! No be permanent script say person must start from grass!🤣

@StMattheeew You no wan grass to grace story? For motivational quotes?

Moving back to your parents’ house after NYSC is like restarting a game you already passed level one.

@XcessCars I Dey expect one 20meter, get one Benz wey I dey eye for your page.

Bring 7.8m come carry this gold Toyota Camry foreign used 2008 February entry

@Owiggy_ E go melt like pap🤣🤣🤣

Just imagine say person wan iron that jersey✋🏾🙂‍↕️🤚🏾