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Petr Cech is magic. He wears a magic hat.He saves it with his left hand, he saves it with his right. And when..... twitter.com/at_gooner/stat…

@Rocket_Goblin2 @kmbiamnozie Exactly! Hope he deletes this nonsense. He is just a crap national security consultant, he knows nothing about security matters. Big name small brain and no knowledge at all, disgraceful.

@kmbiamnozie Lmfao bro claims to be a national security consultant but fell for Iranian propaganda 😂😂😂

I laugh so loud, these guys went for armed robbery, to steal enriched uranium, call it "Enriched Uranium Heist", but they were beaten blue and black. I am trying to be patriotic here, but this kind of embarrassment was avoidable

@AJEnglish @Toadokp They are Islamic terrorists!!!! Use the right word!!!!

Armed gangs abducted dozens of Christian worshippers during a deadly attack on a church in northern Nigeria on Easter Sunday. The army says it rescued 31 captives, but local groups have denied this, saying families are still searching for the missing.

@enniythommy @dammiedammie35 @Alhaji_Guz @enniythommy come here, you idi0t terrorist informant; to rescue the American soldier from Iran, the American military sent 155 aircrafts and blew up the ones that got stuck! The Nigerian Big-Gen was ki11ed like a dog and nothing happened to his k1llers, It won’t be well with you

@enniythommy @dammiedammie35 @Alhaji_Guz You are terrorist sympathiser and one of their informant, thunder locate you! You f00l. The news about the missing American soldier was all over the news and social media platforms but he was rescued! You are just an animal in human form!

Moment Rufai almost broke down in tears while speaking about Brigadier General Musa Uba, who was kp@id some months ago by t£rr0r!sts after an att@ck on his convoy while returning with his team from a routine mission🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@Chude_ND1 It’s Tolu complex, it’s been there for years but happy to see it looking good and well looked after.

I like this initiative!

@InibeheEffiong We use seven days fasting and prayer straight to the moon. E no hard

When will Africa go to the moon?

@DrJoeAbah @esanoladimeji What do you expect? Lagos boy is in power, it’s all Eko for show zero governance. Taking it down does not make any difference to the fact the current leadership of the @Fedfireng are totally incompetent and out of touch with reality in the country just like their Ogas at the top.

@esanoladimeji My brother, ask the handler to take it down. It is an embarrassment to the Service. I think I’ll report the matter to the Minister.

Hmmmmmn. Chai Ezemuo has entered my farm oooo

@thedamiforte @enniythommy @dammiedammie35 @Alhaji_Guz Na block the terrorist Prince dey blocked anyone that calls him out. He is an online terrorist informant while the foot soldiers are in field killing innocent citizens.@enniythommy you no go die better, thunder locate you and your terrorist gangs. Werey pretending normal!!

@enniythommy @dammiedammie35 @Alhaji_Guz Before you waste your energy to respond to him.. He's one of the extremist.. Religion fanatics... Them don use religion swap their bra!n from birth

@enniythommy @dammiedammie35 @Alhaji_Guz Terrorist Prince making excuses for incompetency, failure and corruption! In a sane country, you will be considered as an enemy of state and be charged with treason. 1di0t like you!

You and your colleagues are blameworthy for the causality of Brig Gen. Musa Uba when he reached out based , the saboteur in the army military divulge the information to the media outlets. You and your colleagues shared the information on space theirs sympathies online disseminate it to principals, they searched for him in the bush and hack him .

@UnkleAyo Why bring Arsenal into this mess? 😆

When his Ministerial appointment was announced & Twitter tech boys were frothing as if he was Abraham Lincoln, I made a silent "I hope he fails" prayer. He didn't disappoint me. Not one successful reasonable initiative. The very Arsenal of the Nigerian Ministers' Cabinet.

@aleeygiwa You guys can never change, not all your fault, the whole system stinks 😷. We need a new Nigeria, a new Police Force. Ideally, the current NPF should be disbanded. We need a country where things work; where competency will be rewarded, we are in a serious leadership crisis.

The Leadership of the Force management team has directed the officers involved in the recent Satellite Town Division incident in Lagos to report to Abuja on Wednesday, 8 April 2026, for disciplinary proceedings through the Complaint Response Unit. This directive highlights the importance of accountability. We encourage all officers to demonstrate professionalism, restraint, and respect for the citizens we serve. We value the public's concerns, which reinforce our commitment to accountability and professional standards. The Nigeria Police Force remains steadfast in its dedication to discipline, justice, and maintaining the integrity of our institution.

@Morris_Monye In Nigeria, a Brigadier shared his location with the military high command, it was leaked to terrorists who captured him and killed him. They went ahead to parade his dead body and shared it on social media, till date nothing happened to the terrorists. That is Nigeria for you 😢

“No man must be left behind” policy of the United States is a sign of strong institutions and value for human life. All resources will be spent on it to ensure that one man is out. The Nigerian Govt can pick one or two lessons from that.

@PoliceNG_CRU You people can never change!! Shameful!!!

UPDATE: Dear members of the public, the policemen in the viral video have been identified and appropriate disciplinary actions awaits them accordingly. We seek for your support and trust as we fight impunity to a standstill. ##NoToImpunity

@Morris_Monye Good morning 😆😆😆

Happy new year!

@afrisagacity And the fellow journalists were just laughing, no protest, no shutting down of the media chat! Cowards they are. Please, can someone list the names of those journalists in this video? @seunokin your colleagues are nothing but hypocrites and cowards!

This is the VIDEO of Channel TV’s Seun which made Wike say he could have “shot Seun.” Clearly, Seun’s speech shook Aso Rock to the core, and they’re not happy with it. The so-called NADECO member and hero of democracy doesn’t want anyone to talk about his One-Party agenda!✍️

@Morris_Monye Even though he gets a strong opponent, who among them can defeat Tinubu with the current captured State? You guys don’t know who Tinubu is. You need to learn how he has been able to keep Lagos under his control since 1999.

Anything that makes Tinubu run unopposed or face the weakest possible candidate for his 2nd term then be rest assured that he will get a 3rd term. Nigerians still have a say in this matter now.

@TheSerahIbrahim He is a toxic, terrorist sympathiser who ordinarily be behind bars but the idiot low life was given a life in a nepotistic society.

She recently got married and is busy with her private life, not having time for Twitter for now. You’re such a low life for this tweet and have caused panic to her family. You should be sued, fake news merchant.

@HQNigerianArmy Where is your intelligence b4 and after these killings? The terrorists that killed innocent citizens disappeared or what? You caught just 2? You must be kidding. Restore your integrity and dignity, terrorists and bandits killing security forces and civilians must be hunted down

TROOPS OF JOINT TASK FORCE OPERATION ENDURING PEACE NEUTRALIZES THREATS IN JOS NORTH AND WASE LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREAS AS NEW COUNTER-TERRORISM DEPLOYMENT YIELDS IMMEDIATE RESULTS In a significant breakthrough ​aimed at restoring the desired peace in Plateau State, troops of Joint Task Force, Operation ENDURING PEACE achieved remarkable success in the late hours of Thursday during a targeted operation at Dutse Uku in Jos North Local Government Area. At approximately 11:45 pm, vigilant troops responding to a distress call on sporadic shooting at Dutse Uku general area intercepted and apprehended 2 individuals masquerading as security operatives. These impostors, dressed in tactical black uniforms, were caught actively participating in the arson of residential properties and the orchestration of violence within the Community. Those arrested are currently in custody while 2 persons who sustained gun shot wound were moved by troops to a medical facility for attention and they are in a stable condition. This pivotal arrest serves as a direct rebuttal to recent allegations suggesting military complicity in the Jos North unrest, effectively proving that the atrocities previously attributed to official personnel are being committed by criminal elements using deceptive attire to sow discord and defame the Armed Forces. ​The momentum of this success extended into Karem in Wase Local Government Area, where high-alert troops successfully disrupted a large-scale movement of terrorists traveling via motorcycles. Upon being engaged by the military, the insurgents fled under the pressure of sustained combat. In the engagement, 3 of the terrorists were successfully neutralized. This surge in operational efficiency follows the strategic deployment of a battalion plus specialized counter-terrorism troops, an initiative ordered by the Chief of Army Staff on Thursday morning. The immediate impact of these additional boots on the ground has acted as a decisive game-changer, bolstering the State's security architecture and restoring proactive control over volatile zones. In the light of these developments, all hoodlums, insurgents, and criminal syndicates currently operating within the State will be ruthlessly dealt with, as the military remains resolute in its mission to eliminate all threats to public peace. The general public is kindly requested to maintain a high level of situational awareness and support the ongoing efforts by reporting any suspicious individuals or activities to the nearest authorities. Through continued cooperation and the current strategic offensive, the military remains committed to ensuring the permanent restoration of safety and order for all citizens. CHINONSO POLYCARP OTEH Captain Media Information Officer Joint Task Force Operation ENDURING PEACE 3 April 2026

@UnkleAyo Nothing to add. You nailed it perfectly 🙌🙌🙌. Sadly, this is exactly who we are😢

When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂 When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀 I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism. This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty. I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are. Something fundamentally is wrong with us. For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude. Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A. You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀 As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness. Who did this to us?

@UnkleAyo We, Association of Short People (ASP) are taking legal action against you for dragging us on social media platforms.😜😜😜😜

People like us exist to serve as public reminders. Lets not forget what this man anger with Peter Obi is: 4 years ago, He and his cronies gave Obi a quotation for "support" plus asked him to come on a Twitter space. Peter Obi turned both down. Again, short people >>>