Alex M

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

“Hey tough guy. Yea I’m talking to you, young white guy with a normal life. You ready to MAN UP and vote against your own interests?”

It will never stop being funny that the body positivity movement died the second Ozempic became a thing.

@Polymarket The ends justify the means huh?

JUST IN: Virginia Democrats propose lowering the mandatory retirement age for state Supreme Court justices from 75 to 54.

THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan to have Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy and Elliot Page playing Achilles. Source: ign.com/articles/the-o…

@thematrixb0t Get over it. More than half the country elected him. Stop whining and just get through these next 2 years and try again.

Breaking Bad star Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution," says some people would die, but "the rest of us" would survive. "They can't take us all down. If the whole world showed up... in Washington, they'll kill a 500, 50 million or however..." "But the rest of us would survive... This is the time for a revolution."

@thematrixb0t A rich person telling a bunch of kids to go die for a cause so the rich will get what they want. Never heard that before

@LeadingReport Look who’s getting impeached now lol

JUST IN: UK PM Keir Starmer reportedly preparing to resign after crushing election results.

Filling my tank up with cheaper indiana gas to buy cheaper michigan weed then down to kentucky for cheaper cigarettes

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I’m sure it’s gonna be a blockbuster

You might say casting a 5'1", 105 pound girl pretending to be a boy as one of the mightiest warriors in Greek lore is going to be this film's Achilles' Heel

@MrSegovia @IGN Fuck you

@IGN Can’t wait to watch this! Gonna be epic!

Elliot Page as Achilles? Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy? These are the Odyssey characters we need to know more about now. bit.ly/3Ip31bW

You want me to believe this malnourished freak is supposed to be Achilles.... Achilles the Greek and Roman embodiment of masculine human perfection...? FUCK OFF Christopher Nolan, Fuck right off.

If Elliot Page is playing Achilles, this will be the biggest bomb of Christopher Nolan’s career. It’ll be meme’d to death before it ever comes out. You can’t go from Brad Pitt as Achilles to a confused woman and expect an audience to take it seriously.

Marco fully READY for this morning’s UFO/Alien information coming out! 😎

@thehealthb0t @iluminatibot

"All the progress we've made is at risk." Bill Gates appears to be on the verge of tears after RFK Jr's decision to withdraw funding for GAVI, the Vaccine Alliance

@MostlyPeaceful @Kalshi Vance will want to spend time with his newborn. Plus he can run in the future. He’s still young. Save him for later when we need him.

BREAKING: Marco Rubio is now the clear favorite to win the 2028 Presidency

@WAServers @Kalshi Vance will want to spend time with his newborn. Plus he can run in the future. He’s still young. Save him for later when we need him.

@Kalshi Wrong... Vance will run and win. Marco would do good as a VP then run 8 years later.