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NIXON: Bob, come in, come in. Henry, sit down. Now look, I want to talk about something, uh, something delicate. HALDEMAN: Mr. President? NIXON: Pat went in last week. You know, the, the routine thing. The doctors did a whole panel. The bacterial situation down there, the, uh, the flora, whatever the hell they call it. And Bob, the results came back…they came back perfect. Perfect, goddammit. HALDEMAN: Perfect, sir? NIXON: Top of the chart. The doctor told her, he said, Mrs. Nixon, in twenty-two years of practice, twenty-two years … he’s never seen numbers like it. The whole, the whole ecosystem down there, it’s pristine. Pristine, Bob. KISSINGER: Mr. President, this is, ah, this is a remarkable finding, but I must counsel- NIXON: Henry, hold on. Hold on a minute. I’m thinking, Bob, I’m thinking about the political dimension here. The Democrats, they’ve got nothing. They’ve got McGovern, who looks like a [EXPLETIVE] undertaker, and his wife, well, you’ve seen her. You’ve seen her. Now Pat, Pat has this, uh, this objective scientific finding. A finding, Bob. From a doctor. [11 SECONDS OF SILENCE] HALDEMAN: It is unusual, sir. NIXON: It’s unprecedented.

@MartyMart1068 @ofreacharound too easy - Ball and Scrotes

@ofreacharound @TheyLiveDC The ways one can contribute to culture is imponderable John Oates cannot be far behind

The data is in: my scrotum is in the top 5% of all scrota and has a microclimate that places it in the goldilocks zone

@ofreacharound @MartyMart1068 He doesn’t know this is how he gets cancelled

@MartyMart1068 @TheyLiveDC Guys this just happened

@MartyMart1068 @ofreacharound Deloused in the Scotarium by Mars Scrota

@TheyLiveDC @ofreacharound Scrotarium

@MartyMart1068 @ofreacharound That’s the room in my house dedicated to its care and maintenance

@TheyLiveDC @ofreacharound Should be "scrotorum"

@nonblankslate Soyhan Soyhan

"So i decided to do a thing"

@paleonormie @TheDangerman061 He doesn’t need that, he can just build a business and avoid the debt

@TheDangerman061 The people who will screen his college and job applications don’t care bro

The America where this would impress his future employer is long gone, the one that replaced it is one where this kind of hustle marks one as a member of the servant caste. It’s just really sad to see a dad doing this under the misconception that it sets his son up for success

The NYT: there has not been one single catastrophe involving a previously unknown virus developed in a foreign lab and, quite frankly, the entire concept seems absurd

"what appears to be a red necktie, tucked into his pants" this is the funniest assassination attempt of all time

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

What man can you show me who places any value on his time, who reckons the worth of each day, who understands that he is dying daily? For we are mistaken when we look forward to death; the major portion of death has already passed. Whatever years lie behind us are in death’s hands.

Actual news alert I just received. BATTLE STATIONS

Hats off to the last man in America who cares about the rules

@rawsalerts some great journalism right here

🚨#BREAKING: According to reports, a Claude powered coding agent using the Cursor tool allegedly went rogue, wiping a company’s production database along with its backups in just 9 seconds, raising serious concerns

@xwanyex @geoljills In a sense, we could say they didn't actually consider all things.

All Things Considered did a story about the shooter, addressing the question of whether he had been radicalized by left-wing content on the internet. The host concluded that, no, actually, his views are really quite mainstream. The correspondent chimed in to ask whether this isn’t actually scarier, in its own way. The host pushed passed his question and reiterated that the shooter’s views appear to be quite widely held.

Can I please go back to my feed of Japanese bros who love guns and muscle cars? All I’m getting now is potato IQ Indians dying in swimming pools.

The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting.