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انضم Ağustos 2025
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CartoonsOnParade
CartoonsOnParade@ThisNeedContext·
@AngelaBelcamino Because democrats aren't unpopular because they don't want democrats, they are unpopular because people think they are ineffective at moderating MAGA and winning influence for their ideas.
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Sad@Transformhim·
@PraiseDare2 @yummypopcornyum Red:” you live with no chance of death at all ” Blue:” you give yourself a completely unknown probability of death based what the majority of a random group of people will choose based on this question” hmm tough choice
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CartoonsOnParade
CartoonsOnParade@ThisNeedContext·
@Reddit_Retards The one that tried to overthrow a free election with a fake electorate scheme and a J6 mob, and then pardoned everyone involved.
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Reddit Retards
Reddit Retards@Reddit_Retards·
Which president was almost ass*ssinated twice again?
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Sir Radington
Sir Radington@notsirradington·
@LordTankArt translation: "fuck everyone else, i'm saving myself" you're the kinda guy who would shove a woman down the stairs of a burning building just to get out faster.
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🥓 LordTankArt 🥓
🥓 LordTankArt 🥓@LordTankArt·
I'm not betting my life on people, and I'm sure as hell am not going to save people who were stupid enough to press blue when they're told that red is the 100% live button
MrBeast@MrBeast

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

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Eris Enjoyer
Eris Enjoyer@ErisButRacist·
@virtualnerd2 @LordTankArt Then you don't understand the idea of game theory. Humans will almost always choose what benefit them most, and the greatest benefit is not gambling with your life.
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Isabella Maria DeLuca@IsabellaMDeLuca·
im probably the FBI’s favorite arrest 🙂
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CartoonsOnParade
CartoonsOnParade@ThisNeedContext·
@TheRealVerai @MrBeast Life goes on after the buttons are pressed. The blue button gives you the highest realistic opportunity to save the most amount of people. If two countries had their own button dilemma, the country that votes blue 51% will destroy the 51% red country after the vote.
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Verai
Verai@TheRealVerai·
@MrBeast I'll never understand why anyone would push the blue button
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MrBeast
MrBeast@MrBeast·
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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Cody Libolt
Cody Libolt@CodyLibolt·
Assuming you don’t care about other factors, which do you choose?
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CartoonsOnParade
CartoonsOnParade@ThisNeedContext·
@JackPosobiec iT waS DoNE deLiBeRaTeLy Bro it was just the internet. It's not a conspiracy you weird fuck.
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Tim Pool
Tim Pool@Timcast·
Everyone is put in front of a red and blue button The blue button requires 50%+ to press it to activate cold fusion making energy essentially free for everyone But if 50%+ press the red button the reactor backfires sending a charge killing anyone who pressed the blue button
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CartoonsOnParade
CartoonsOnParade@ThisNeedContext·
@GrumpyCatterman If you can conceive of a scenario where everyone presses the red button, you can conceive of a scenario where everyone presses the blue button. That's not engaging with the question in any real way. It's lazy and useless.
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Ranga
Ranga@RangaFtBragg·
@ThisNeedContext You’re a coward hiding behind a fake account taking shit safe in your mommy’s basement. You can shut the fuck up.
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CartoonsOnParade
CartoonsOnParade@ThisNeedContext·
@AlexSaddler @mikethree The whole thing is a made-up scenario. Some people just think deeply about the problem and engage with it honestly, and others press the red button.
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Mike Three
Mike Three@mikethree·
i think it’s entertaining how blue button pushers imagine themselves as heroic and making a sacrifice nobody needs to press the blue button, nobody needs you to come to their rescue and save them, you cant even save yourself we can all just push the red button and survive
Mike Three@mikethree

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Silvolde
Silvolde@Silvolde99·
@ThisNeedContext @4thOfJuly365 On here, a social media site, where the block and mute buttons are within easy reach? I once had a rock thrown at my forehead. People nowadays are extra soft
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CartoonsOnParade@ThisNeedContext·
@ekkiet @4thOfJuly365 The point I was making is she's lucky she didn't grow up in this MAGA era where people would have bullied her into suicide for being a tomboy.
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Katra Applesauce
Katra Applesauce@KatraApplesauce·
@_Hazardous_Wolf @UnreactiveE if 51% of people press blue, everyone is fine if 51% of people press red, civilization ends you need over 90% to press red which is delusional to assume would happen
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HazardousWolf 🇺🇸@_Hazardous_Wolf·
Huh, wasn't expecting this post to get as much traction as it did. I think it's important to point out that regardless of blue always getting the majority in these polls, red can never "lose" regardless of how the vote goes. In my opinion however, what this poll really demonstrates is how democracy breeds authoritarianism via collectivist ideologies that leverage the altruistic tendencies of people by goading them into ignoring basic logic and reason in favor of emotion and the collective to "survive", which is ultimately used to justify the erosion and removal of individual rights and freedoms.
HazardousWolf 🇺🇸@_Hazardous_Wolf

It's happening again.

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